Holey moley Pinkie! It's hard watching that trailer and believing it's an actual movie! It looks so stupid, and intentionally so.
The live action version of Avatar the Last Air Bender is really awful. (The main character is called "Ahhngh!") I also really despised The Hunchback of Notre Dame II. Eragon was pretty bed, but at least it worked better than that lost cause of a book.
Troll 2 is amazing.
I love Mystery Science Theater 3000 -- you know, the show where they make fun of terrible movies. If you love mocking terrible movies, you have to see MST3K!Yes! Someone else who loves MST3K! That show was my childhood and now my adulthood. The whiteboard in my apartment has the seat, bots, and Mike/Joel (whichever you prefer) silhouette at the bottom.
Worst movie ever? The Notebook tied with Titanic. Titanic makes me angry as a historian (with added blech-factor for their depiction of Isidor and Ida Straus (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Isidor_Straus#Death_on_the_Titanic), the couple whose story they borrowed and ruined to make that movie) but the Notebook just baffles me on many levels leaving aside my dislike of romance films. I"m not sure why we're supposed to like the characters. I mean the rich-poor divide was done awesomely in Princess Bride and this is no Princess Bride.
I don't watch a lot of movies unless they're animated, sooo....I saw a Nostalgia Critic review on that movie. Goodness it's horrible! :( I dunno if I could bring myself to sit through it.
Foodfight!
The animation is beyond a joke, the world rules are never explained, the storyline is everywhere, the jokes are unfunny, I could go on. >>;
I don't watch a lot of movies unless they're animated, sooo....
Foodfight!
The animation is beyond a joke, the world rules are never explained, the storyline is everywhere, the jokes are unfunny, I could go on. >>;
Excaliber. Hoo boy is that bad.Strongly agreed.
Holey moley Pinkie! It's hard watching that trailer and believing it's an actual movie! It looks so stupid, and intentionally so.
The live action version of Avatar the Last Air Bender is really awful. (The main character is called "Ahhngh!") I also really despised The Hunchback of Notre Dame II. Eragon was pretty bed, but at least it worked better than that lost cause of a book.
Yeah, the live action Last Airbender is hilariously terrible. "Ahhngh" instead of "Ang" and "Soak-uh" instead of "Sock-uh," etc. My brother and sister and I rented it knowing it got 6% on Rotten Tomatoes and had a hilarious time making fun of it. The animated series is nothing like the live-action and is way better, though, I must add for anyone who hasn't seen the cartoon.
I saw Eragon so long ago, but I do remember it being pretty funny, unfortunately for fans of the book like my siblings. I think Saphira is cool in it, but I don't remember much of it. I just remember goofy lines like the main villain growling, "I suffer without my egg" (he's looking for one of the last dragon eggs) and stuff. :)
I love Mystery Science Theater 3000 -- you know, the show where they make fun of terrible movies. If you love mocking terrible movies, you have to see MST3K!
Freddy Got Fingered starring Tom Green. Stopped watching 20 minutes in.What House of 1000 corpses is not a bad movie....
The most people I have ever seen walk out of a theater before halfway through the movie? House of 1000 Corpses directed by Rob Zombie.
Hate Godzilla, loved nostalgia critic´s review.i actually liked the 90s US Godzilla movie. Granted, I am the person who always roots for the "animal/aliens/monster" in movies like that. xD
Looks like I'll have to watch Eragon again. I've seen it at the cinema when I was in like 7th-8th grade ? but I don't remember it being horrible XDYou're correct, Eragon wasn't horrible! It was too much book condensed into a single movie without Paolini's input (movie based on the book-in beginning credits)...
Freddy Got Fingered starring Tom Green. Stopped watching 20 minutes in.What House of 1000 corpses is not a bad movie....
The most people I have ever seen walk out of a theater before halfway through the movie? House of 1000 Corpses directed by Rob Zombie.
Hate Godzilla, loved nostalgia critic´s review.i actually liked the 90s US Godzilla movie. Granted, I am the person who always roots for the "animal/aliens/monster" in movies like that. xD
One movie I really disliked was Napoleon Dynamite. I know everyone in my high school thought it was the funniest thing ever when it came out, but I thought it was extremely dumb, save for two scenes..Spoilerthe infamous "dance" scene, and at the end of the movie/post credits when IIRC Napoleon's brother sings a song to his newly wed wife at the wedding.
Normally I would enjoy movies like ND, but for some reason I just couldn't like it.
This....was an awful movie. I don't know how I ever made it through the whole thing in junior high. I tried to watch it again and just couldn't deal.
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House of a 1000 corpses was not my favorite, BUT they did make a sequel called the Devil's Rejects which I thought was pretty good. It had one of my favorite movie soundtracks.
You've made me morbidly curious about Spice World. I know I've seen it, but I don't remember ANY of it. I kinda wanna see how much I can actually sit through XDDo so with the awareness that you will never get back the time it took to watch it.
You've made me morbidly curious about Spice World. I know I've seen it, but I don't remember ANY of it. I kinda wanna see how much I can actually sit through XDDo so with the awareness that you will never get back the time it took to watch it.
See, I think House of 1000 Corpses is a terrible movie because I am not into this new fad with horror movies where the more gore you throw at a screen suddenly makes a movie scary. Not to sound like a snob, but I miss how it was in old movies where it was what you didn't see that made things scary because the director trusted the audience was imaginative enough to come up with what was going on off screen.
You've made me morbidly curious about Spice World. I know I've seen it, but I don't remember ANY of it. I kinda wanna see how much I can actually sit through XDDo so with the awareness that you will never get back the time it took to watch it.
I shall proceed with caution :lol:
I can't believe I forgot about THIS gem, so terrible, so good <3
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My first thought was Sharknado. I watched it for the first time recently when it popped up on netflix. I'd never heard of it and thought it would be worth a laugh. It was horrifying lol!Sharknado's on Netflix? *makes a mental note of it* xD
Post Merge: July 28, 2014, 08:09:59 AMHoley moley Pinkie! It's hard watching that trailer and believing it's an actual movie! It looks so stupid, and intentionally so.
The live action version of Avatar the Last Air Bender is really awful. (The main character is called "Ahhngh!") I also really despised The Hunchback of Notre Dame II. Eragon was pretty bed, but at least it worked better than that lost cause of a book.
Yeah, the live action Last Airbender is hilariously terrible. "Ahhngh" instead of "Ang" and "Soak-uh" instead of "Sock-uh," etc. My brother and sister and I rented it knowing it got 6% on Rotten Tomatoes and had a hilarious time making fun of it. The animated series is nothing like the live-action and is way better, though, I must add for anyone who hasn't seen the cartoon.
I saw Eragon so long ago, but I do remember it being pretty funny, unfortunately for fans of the book like my siblings. I think Saphira is cool in it, but I don't remember much of it. I just remember goofy lines like the main villain growling, "I suffer without my egg" (he's looking for one of the last dragon eggs) and stuff. :)
I love Mystery Science Theater 3000 -- you know, the show where they make fun of terrible movies. If you love mocking terrible movies, you have to see MST3K!
No, no. No. The villain says, "I suffer without my stone!" Knowing perfectly well that it's an egg. Not a stone. This is one of my favorite lines in movie history.
I hesitate to count MST3K. The commentary at least makes the movies tolerable!
Then again I still have yet to see Manos sooo.....
One movie I really disliked was Napoleon Dynamite.
Worst movies ever? Twilight. All of them. Tacky in my opinion, although I'll never like that sort of film. Bleurgh!
You've made me morbidly curious about Spice World. I know I've seen it, but I don't remember ANY of it. I kinda wanna see how much I can actually sit through XDDo so with the awareness that you will never get back the time it took to watch it.
I shall proceed with caution :lol:
I can't believe I forgot about THIS gem, so terrible, so good <3
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Being a total 80's child, I absolutely loved Tremors. I never did find it scary, not even as a child. Super funny though.Bride/Seed of Chucky are the only two Child's Play movies I'll watch. xD I cant/refuse to watch the first three movies because of an childhood incident where I had to spend the night in a room with a My Buddy (?) doll as a kid (after watching a few scenes of the first one). xD:
What about the sequels to Leprachaun and Child's Play? It's so easy to fit horror movies into this thread :lol:
Skyline-by the end of the movie I had no clue what had happened. Other then "aliens invade and things get blown up".
Wall-E has to be the WORST Disney/Pixar movie I have ever seen :drunk:
I don't watch a lot of movies unless they're animated, sooo....
Foodfight!
The animation is beyond a joke, the world rules are never explained, the storyline is everywhere, the jokes are unfunny, I could go on. >>;
Wall-E has to be the WORST Disney/Pixar movie I have ever seen :drunk:
Really? That movie makes me cry every time I watch it, I really loved that movie and the meaning behind it. To each their own :)
What's that "horror" movie where exploding birds that make airplane sounds attack?
"Romeo and Juliet: Sealed with a Kiss" is also pretty bad, but it's so terrible you can't help but laugh your butt off XD I guess the super sad fact about it is that it was single-handedly created by Phil Nibbelink who was supposed to be a decent animatorI can definitely confirm that, kids may enjoy it but I personally found it somewhat terrible. XD The artwork isn't too bad, though, when you consider that it was a solo project.
Wall-E has to be the WORST Disney/Pixar movie I have ever seen :drunk:
Really? That movie makes me cry every time I watch it, I really loved that movie and the meaning behind it. To each their own :)
You know, I loved Wall-E when it was just Wall-E and Eve, but when the humans came in it got less watchable for me. Not too bad in my opinion, just not as good as it could have been. There are a lot of good emotional moments in that movie, though, I agree, MikeysGrrl. :)
Dragonball : Evolution (Live action), oh my I cannot express how awful it was! -_-
Wall-E has to be the WORST Disney/Pixar movie I have ever seen :drunk:
Really? That movie makes me cry every time I watch it, I really loved that movie and the meaning behind it. To each their own :)
You know, I loved Wall-E when it was just Wall-E and Eve, but when the humans came in it got less watchable for me. Not too bad in my opinion, just not as good as it could have been. There are a lot of good emotional moments in that movie, though, I agree, MikeysGrrl. :)
I feel the same way about Wall-E! Don't get me wrong, I still thought it was a very good movie, but I would have been very happy to see a full hour of just Wall-E and Eve adventuring together.
Sorry nothing beats out Human Centipede for me.....Who the heck thought to themselves, "yep this is my breakthrough into the big times...I am going to play the middle person in the centipede! That is how I am going to get famous!"
Sorry nothing beats out Human Centipede for me.....Who the heck thought to themselves, "yep this is my breakthrough into the big times...I am going to play the middle person in the centipede! That is how I am going to get famous!"
If you thought that one was bad, the 2nd one is a million times worse :X I liked the first one in a horror movie way, but when I watched the 2nd one I literally got up and had to walk away from the screen because I thought I was going to throw up, that movie was far too visual with the bodily fluids :X
Sorry nothing beats out Human Centipede for me.....Who the heck thought to themselves, "yep this is my breakthrough into the big times...I am going to play the middle person in the centipede! That is how I am going to get famous!"The trailer was enough for me :lol: Apparently, it's medically accurate :blink:
Being a total 80's child, I absolutely loved Tremors. I never did find it scary, not even as a child. Super funny though.Bride/Seed of Chucky are the only two Child's Play movies I'll watch. xD I cant/refuse to watch the first three movies because of an childhood incident where I had to spend the night in a room with a My Buddy (?) doll as a kid (after watching a few scenes of the first one). xD:
What about the sequels to Leprachaun and Child's Play? It's so easy to fit horror movies into this thread :lol:
* Skyline
* JCVD (Jean-Claude-Van-Damme) - well what do you THINK the movie's gonna be about? I would have rather watched his beer commercials on repeat...
* Horizon
* The Ruins
I despise The Neverending Story. Just awful. *dodges fakies*
Lincoln put me to sleep.
Inglorious Basterds was awful also, except for the first 30 minutes. Once Tarantino's stupid cartoony stuff comes on screen, like a warped Roger Rabbit, it's all downhill from there. In fact, I am not a Tarantino fan at all. I saw Pulp Fiction and I wasn't moved by it like so many people are. *shrug*
Jurassic World already looks terrible. :blink:
MST3K is also my favorite show to watch horrible B movies! ;)
I can't think of any other movie debacles right now...
Godzilla vs. Mecha Godzilla.... lawl XD
Sorry nothing beats out Human Centipede for me.....Who the heck thought to themselves, "yep this is my breakthrough into the big times...I am going to play the middle person in the centipede! That is how I am going to get famous!"To be fair, the movie is done well, the concept is just so awful and disgusting it's impossible to watch.
Dragonball : Evolution (Live action), oh my I cannot express how awful it was! -_-Oh, yeah... Even as a fan of DBZ trying not to bash on the movie, it's still hard to not say that it's the WORST adaptation I've ever seen.
I've seen a lot of bad ones but one that sticks to my mind is the Halloween remake by Rob Zombie. No offense to Rob Zombie fans but that movie was horrible. I'm a fan of the classic horror movies and we ended up seeing this in theaters. Waste of money. I hate how they have sex and overly done gore in horror movies. It's stupid.TOTALLY agree. Halloween 1 & 2 were fantastic horror movies, and Michael Myers was surprisingly scary, in comparison with his other horror rivals Jason Voorhees, Freddy Krueger and Leatherface.
You know another terrible animated movie? Bee Movie. I think I might hate that one more than Food Fight, just for the "you know who hates bees, beekeepers!" plot. It's so stupid and the jokes are stupid.
The Room. It's just so indescribably, amazingly bad. I just love it. O hai Mark!
Yes! The Room is the best worst movie ever.The Room. It's just so indescribably, amazingly bad. I just love it. O hai Mark!
I did not hit her! *Slams football down* I did not....Oh hai Mark!
The Room. It's just so indescribably, amazingly bad. I just love it. O hai Mark!
I did not hit her! *Slams football down* I did not....Oh hai Mark!
Yes! The Room is the best worst movie ever.The Room. It's just so indescribably, amazingly bad. I just love it. O hai Mark!
I did not hit her! *Slams football down* I did not....Oh hai Mark!
I love Lisa's mum.
Oh wow, how could I forget the live-action "Avatar: The Last Airbender"?
I think my brain erased as much of it as possible from my memory to spare me the pain. It was so bad. Soooo baaaad. The stiff acting, the whitewashing, the bad CGI, the fact that it took like ten Earthbenders to dance around for three minutes to move ONE STONE . . .
Oh! Oh! I remembered another terrible movie!
The Creeping Terror (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Creeping_Terror).
Made in 1964, it is the tale of two fake looking monsters that eat people who run away very, very slowly and trip over things a lot. One of the weirdest things is that they just cut out the audio of the characters talking out of parts of it and just had a narrator. Rumor has it this was because the crappy audio reel degraded while they were waiting for it to be released.
I firmly feel that the whole story of Titanic (that tacky romance thing) kinda hurts. It is way too emotional, then again when I watched it, I was the only one out who wasn't crying their head off when the one character (the guy played by Leonardo Dicaprio) died. What killed it, more than the ice berg, was that someone in my US history class did NOT know that the Titanic sinks at the end. That was brutal.
Mario Bros. MovieThe Mario Bros Movie was a masterpiece! I know it's hated, and Bob Hoskins called it the biggest mistake of his life, but I still love it!
That Street Fighter movie with Chun Li
It's a Wonderful Life
Mimic 2
I've seen tweets from people who didn't know the Titanic was a real ship. They thought it was invented for the movie!I can see that coming from young people.
I have no hope for my generation.I've seen tweets from people who didn't know the Titanic was a real ship. They thought it was invented for the movie!I can see that coming from young people.
There's always hope, my friend.I have no hope for my generation.I've seen tweets from people who didn't know the Titanic was a real ship. They thought it was invented for the movie!I can see that coming from young people.
The Straight StoryLol I ought to list movies that Hollywood makes when they run out of good ideas.
Terrible.
It's about an old man traveling across the US on a riding lawn mower only to find that the brother he was going to see had already died. So he turned around and drove home.
It was so horrifically boring that I actually cried.
My uncle made us watch it when he lived with us.
(My apologies if you've seen this movie and liked it. I found it torturous.)
Lol I ought to list movies that Hollywood makes when they run out of good ideas.
Lol I ought to list movies that Hollywood makes when they run out of good ideas.
The last few years have been TERRIBLE for rehashing ideas! Everything seems to be either based on comics or toys, or remakes. Or remakes of movies based on comics and toys.
I feel it would be cheating to say "every movie on Mystery Science Theater 3000".
That being said. Every movie on Mystery Science Theater 3000
The Room. It's just so indescribably, amazingly bad. I just love it. O hai Mark!
I did not hit her! *Slams football down* I did not....Oh hai Mark!
You mean...
I dit nat hit har, it's bulls***, I did nat hit har, I did naaat. O hai Mark.
Yeah, that's truly how Tommy Wiseau said it.
I firmly feel that the whole story of Titanic (that tacky romance thing) kinda hurts. It is way too emotional, then again when I watched it, I was the only one out who wasn't crying their head off when the one character (the guy played by Leonardo Dicaprio) died. What killed it, more than the ice berg, was that someone in my US history class did NOT know that the Titanic sinks at the end. That was brutal.
Wow. That's just sad.
I don't get how Bee Movie was too childish. It was riddled with innuendo between a woman and a bee. Tasteless. (Aren't worker bees, like ants, female for starters? I mean have animated insects for all I care, but please make it accurate. Not that Bug's Life was any better in that aspect.)Maybe it was the puns and a few jokes that made the movie very hard to watch. A few of them are good, but most of them are not.
New contender for worst ever animated holiday movie: The Christmas Tree.Oh gosh, I saw that on Nostalgia Critic! Just terrible.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GlFtMxG6mnY
WORST voice acting ever, bad animation, creepy Santa strikes someone with lightning, and a valuable lesson is learned: "You always win, when you are good."
One of the worst I've ever watched?
The Lone Ranger movie, I had no intention of watching it but I got dragged along with my family and I really regret watching it. Like one of my issues (beyond all the 'this is actually quite offensive' elements I won't get into here) like it couldn't decide what sort of film it was, like it was 'it's grim and gritty' 'now it's a buddy cop picture' 'now it's slapstick comedy' and yeah it just didn't know what it was doing
And the film kind of lagged for me and felt like it was longer than it should be and well considering something like the Lone Ranger really shows it's age as a 'product of it's time' I think it should've been left as that and not rebooted because it's like one of those things where certain elements of it do not work anymore for obvious reasons
Like TontoSpoilerYou've already got the 'he's a walking Native American stereotype' to deal with, then in the movie you have the 'and they cast someone white to play a Native American' but then it's like for most of the film the 'hahaha Tonto is a wacky Native American, those Native Americans are just so weird' is played straight and then it turns out 'Actually no he's mentally ill due to trauma' and yeah that just left a bad taste in my mouth
And alsoSpoilerAnd the fact one of the only women in the film basically existed as a piece like they gave her some moments but largely it was like 'and she's married to Reid's brother, but she really secretly loves him and then also oh yeah the villian wants her. And then there was this random point where in the climax of the film she looked all set to do something that would've really helped the main character because she's been kidnapped and she escapes and is climbing along a moving train and is about to hit a bad guy over the head with a wrench...
Then she gets hit over the head with a silver nuggets and it was intended to be a 'funny' moment but it just wasn't.
One of the worst I've ever watched?
The Lone Ranger movie, I had no intention of watching it but I got dragged along with my family and I really regret watching it. Like one of my issues (beyond all the 'this is actually quite offensive' elements I won't get into here) like it couldn't decide what sort of film it was, like it was 'it's grim and gritty' 'now it's a buddy cop picture' 'now it's slapstick comedy' and yeah it just didn't know what it was doing
And the film kind of lagged for me and felt like it was longer than it should be and well considering something like the Lone Ranger really shows it's age as a 'product of it's time' I think it should've been left as that and not rebooted because it's like one of those things where certain elements of it do not work anymore for obvious reasons
Like TontoSpoilerYou've already got the 'he's a walking Native American stereotype' to deal with, then in the movie you have the 'and they cast someone white to play a Native American' but then it's like for most of the film the 'hahaha Tonto is a wacky Native American, those Native Americans are just so weird' is played straight and then it turns out 'Actually no he's mentally ill due to trauma' and yeah that just left a bad taste in my mouth
And alsoSpoilerAnd the fact one of the only women in the film basically existed as a piece like they gave her some moments but largely it was like 'and she's married to Reid's brother, but she really secretly loves him and then also oh yeah the villian wants her. And then there was this random point where in the climax of the film she looked all set to do something that would've really helped the main character because she's been kidnapped and she escapes and is climbing along a moving train and is about to hit a bad guy over the head with a wrench...
Then she gets hit over the head with a silver nuggets and it was intended to be a 'funny' moment but it just wasn't.
Interesting, I never thought of the movie that way; first watched it on a 8-hour flight back home and all I remember was laughing through it (must be the airplane jitters). Thinking about it again, the points about Tonto especially is so true. About the "white playing a native american" stereotype, Johnny Depp claimed he has Native American ancestry so I guess he can argue for that :P