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Pony Talk => Off Topic => Topic started by: Eviecorn on August 10, 2012, 06:17:43 AM

Title: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Eviecorn on August 10, 2012, 06:17:43 AM: It's time for another Off Topic game!

This game is pretty easy. Somebody makes a wish - any kind of wish, no matter how trivial or how sincere, and the next person to posts grants that wish - however, there is a caveat.

Por ejemple:
Person one says "I wish I had a Mimic."
Person two says "Granted, but Mimic is riddled with regrind and has severe tail rust, and it looks like part of her ear was chewed off by a rat."

The person who grants that wish must then post a wish to be "granted" and corrupted.

Person two says "I wish I was on vacation."
Person three says "Granted, but you're being sent to Antarctica with no winter coat and only flip-flops to wear."

And so on and so forth.

I'll start with a wish. Have fun with that. :)

I wish I had two more hours of sleep.
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Rainbowjuice on August 10, 2012, 06:20:33 AM: Granted but you are only allowed those two hours for the next two months!

I WISH I HAD A NEW SEWING MACHINE!
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: simplysteffie on August 10, 2012, 06:49:14 AM: Granted, but every new sewing machine is only new on the outside and the inside is completely empty.

I wish I didn't have to listen to my boyfriend's screamy metal music every morning.
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: lisey_baby on August 10, 2012, 07:04:47 AM: Granted but you have to listen to one annoying song for the rest of your life

I wish I owned all the ponies in the world
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: MikaylaIsSoCoolLike on August 10, 2012, 07:07:47 AM: Granted, but all of them will be missing a leg.

I wish I had a better house.
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Tux N Tails on August 10, 2012, 07:18:39 AM: Granted, but your roof has giant holes in it.

I wish I had a new video game controller
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: kaoskat on August 10, 2012, 07:42:01 AM: Granted. But its joystick is stuck and all your character can do is spin in circles.

I wish I could just wake up already!
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Eviecorn on August 10, 2012, 08:15:14 AM: Granted; however, you'll be awake for the next 96 hours and stuck in an airport terminal.

I wish I had a taco.
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: xdartfrogx on August 10, 2012, 10:04:47 AM: Granted, but it will be full of maggots with a blue and green moldy shell.

I wish my dog wouldn't pee every time someone knocks on the front door! >.<
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Sarahlacewing on August 10, 2012, 12:12:53 PM: Granted, but he will hump the leg of anyone over 30 that enters your home.

I wish my son would learn to potty train.
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: LeighAnnApanites on August 10, 2012, 12:19:07 PM: granted, but he will only go in a salad bowl in the middle of the living room.

I wish my house was clean
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: BlueChaos on August 10, 2012, 12:21:50 PM: Granted. There is nothing in your house. I now own all of your stuff. The floors have been waxed, so watch your step.

I wish someone would can all of my tomatoes for me
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: ponylady on August 10, 2012, 12:46:50 PM: Your wish is my command!

I can all you tomatoes for you but I don't seal them right and they all grow botchalism.

I wish it would rain some more!
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Rachel-Eyes on August 10, 2012, 12:58:21 PM: Granted, but it's only two raindrops.

I wish I had a lot of money.
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Wardah on August 10, 2012, 02:02:59 PM: Granted but it is all in Soviet Rubles so it is practically worthless.

I wish I worked for Hasbro.
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: lemontwist on August 10, 2012, 02:05:12 PM: Granted, but you're the janitor.

I wish our dog wasn't so stupid!
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: kaoskat on August 10, 2012, 02:11:31 PM: Granted. But now he's super smart and takes over the world making you drink from the toilet and fetch his slippers.

I wish the rain would stop already.
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: MikaylaIsSoCoolLike on August 10, 2012, 02:14:57 PM: Granted, but it gets so hot that everything catches on fire.

I wish I had more free time.
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Eviecorn on August 10, 2012, 02:26:08 PM: Granted ... but now you're the only person on Earth and your glasses just broke. XD

I wish I could move back to Texas.
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: ponylady on August 10, 2012, 02:31:25 PM: Poof, your back in Texas but you are stuck forever in a Taco Bell with no electricity.

I wish that my cat would live forever!
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Rachel-Eyes on August 10, 2012, 04:26:59 PM: Granted, but it becomes mean in old age and keeps getting meaner and older.

I wish I could afford a nirvana pony.
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Sarahlacewing on August 10, 2012, 04:29:04 PM: Granted, but every pony you touch turns baity even if you wear gloves so you can never lay a hand on it or any other pony again.

I wish my back did hurt so much.
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Rainbowjuice on August 10, 2012, 04:33:14 PM: Granted but now everything else hurts twice as much!

I wish i could talk to my pets!
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: gypsyunicorn on August 10, 2012, 04:37:52 PM: Granted but when you do talk to your pets they respond and tell you all the things you have done that have annoyed them,been really stupid,and how they think your wardrobe needs a major update because all you do is buy ponies!

I wish I had more G1 MIB ponies in my collection
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: kaoskat on August 10, 2012, 05:02:46 PM: Granted, but at night you hear the constant wailing of ponies trapped in boxes and can't sleep.

I wish my foot wasn't asleep.
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: NinaMarie on August 10, 2012, 05:29:28 PM: Granted, but your foot has become sentient and demands full control of your body.

I wish i could sell off all my extra ponies quick
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Eviecorn on August 10, 2012, 05:54:58 PM: Granted, but you only get .05 for each of them and the sellers want refunds for all their "problems".

I wish I could be famous.
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: rybett on August 10, 2012, 06:07:43 PM: Granted, but you are haunted by Micheal Jackson and Marylin Monroe.

I wish my basement was finished.
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: kaoskat on August 10, 2012, 06:11:43 PM: Granted, but the rest of your house falls down.

I wish [you] would come play ponies with me!
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: MikaylaIsSoCoolLike on August 10, 2012, 06:18:46 PM: Granted, but I never leave your house. EVER.

I wish I had a 3DS

i just realized it was a bot. well butts.
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: rybett on August 10, 2012, 06:24:10 PM: Granted, but it's my daughter's and she comes with it.
I wish my cats were toilet trained.
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Sarahlacewing on August 10, 2012, 06:33:00 PM: Quote from: kaoskat on August 10, 2012, 06:11:43 PM
Granted, but the rest of your house falls down.

I wish [you] would come play ponies with me!

Yay!!!

Quote from: rybett on August 10, 2012, 06:24:10 PM
Granted, but it's my daughter's and she comes with it.
I wish my cats were toilet trained.

Granted but as soon as they learn how to use the potty you forget for the rest of your life and must wear diapers. :angel:

I wish this pony would rehair itself.
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: rybett on August 10, 2012, 06:34:12 PM: MEAN Sarah!!! Bleah. I'll stay with the mechanical boxes thankyouverymuch.
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Eviecorn on August 10, 2012, 06:47:31 PM: Granted, but it's in the ugliest shade of rotten pennies ever, and has a smell to match.

I wish money grew on trees.
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: lisey_baby on August 10, 2012, 07:26:39 PM: Granted but it is only Monopoly money

I wish my child would sleep more
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Rainbowjuice on August 10, 2012, 08:00:43 PM: Quote from: kaoskat on August 10, 2012, 06:11:43 PM
Granted, but the rest of your house falls down.

I wish [you] would come play ponies with me!

LETS GO!
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Souffaloufagous on August 10, 2012, 08:12:55 PM: Granted, but now they are asleep for 100 years like sleeping beauty.

I wish that it wasn't going to rain tomorrow when we are moving into our new apartment. :(
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Eviecorn on August 10, 2012, 08:14:38 PM: Granted. There will be five earthquakes instead. ;)

I wish ice cream wasn't fattening.
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Souffaloufagous on August 10, 2012, 08:17:07 PM: (DARN didn't even think of that giant loophole. lol. :silly: )

Granted, but instead it makes you shrink, and you eat so much that you eventually vanish into thin air!

I wish that this hotel didn't have such ugly carpeting.
SERIOUSLY. It's hideous.
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Rainbowjuice on August 10, 2012, 08:24:26 PM: There's nothing to be done for ugly carpet. Sorry :p
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Souffaloufagous on August 10, 2012, 08:31:28 PM: Quote from: Rainbowjuice on August 10, 2012, 08:24:26 PM
There's nothing to be done for ugly carpet. Sorry :p

Alas, that is probably true. :silly:

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Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Saja on August 10, 2012, 08:33:11 PM: Granted, now your Hotel has beautiful carpet, but the bed is now a shoebox.
I wish I could be happy all the time!
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Souffaloufagous on August 10, 2012, 08:35:42 PM: Awww, I don't want to ruin that wish. :(
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: hyenacub on August 10, 2012, 08:39:55 PM: Granted, but you also have t put up with tickle torture for an hour every day. XD

I wish that I could make my back stop itching.
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: kaoskat on August 10, 2012, 08:46:59 PM: Granted, but now your armpit will itch everytime someone looks at you, forcing you to scratch like a monkey everytime you are around people.

I wish it was Christmas already!
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: StarDragon on August 10, 2012, 09:02:12 PM: Granted, but everyone else thinks it's super bowl Sunday.

I wish I could fly.
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Saja on August 10, 2012, 09:03:58 PM: Granted, but now you can fly, you can no longer stop, you have to fly everywhere and sleep whilst flying!
i wish my kids could be happy all the time!
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: aellos on August 10, 2012, 09:09:47 PM: Boom, they're happy but you have to buy them all the toys they want!

I wish I could have a cookie!
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: hyenacub on August 10, 2012, 09:22:07 PM: kaos... :lmao:

You haz a cookie! But now the Cookie Monster is stalking you D<

I wish my basement would clean ITSELF.
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Eviecorn on August 10, 2012, 09:27:02 PM: Granted, but now your basement has a life of its own, and constantly moans at you for Greek yogurt and Entertainment Weekly.

I wish unicorns were real.
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: aellos on August 10, 2012, 09:29:44 PM: Unicorns are real but they're bloodthristy demons who feast on kitten souls!

I wish for a big bowl of soup!
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: hyenacub on August 10, 2012, 09:31:49 PM: LMAO.

:dumps a big bowl of soup on your head: Wish granted...

I wish that people never had to use the bathroom.
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: aellos on August 10, 2012, 09:32:54 PM: They don't now, they use the backyard!

I wish for all the dolls every made!
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: TwistedWindSox on August 10, 2012, 09:40:48 PM: Granted, but you have so many they fill your house and crush you!

I wish my Axolotl could talk!
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Saja on August 10, 2012, 10:06:56 PM: Granted, he now talks constantly about rubbish 24/7 and now you wish he would shutup!
I wish there was a decent program on tv!
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Wardah on August 10, 2012, 10:48:53 PM: Granted but then they cancel it on a cliffhanger.

I wish I had superpowers.
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: fingerpaints on August 10, 2012, 11:16:41 PM: Granted - you can now fart glitter & beat any one in a pie eating contest :D

I wish I had a unicorn
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Saja on August 10, 2012, 11:26:14 PM: Granted, you now have a unicorn thats a blood thirsty demon that feeds on kittens souls so you better stock up!
I wish there was more time in a day!
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: kiwimlp on August 11, 2012, 01:21:54 AM: Granted. You have 48 hours in every day - but you have to spend most of it at work!

I wish I was skinny
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: foalpatrol on August 11, 2012, 01:30:26 AM: You are now skinny... but to achieve this, we had to stretch you upwards so you are now 10 feet tall!

I wish I had rainbow pyjamas.
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Saja on August 11, 2012, 01:33:04 AM: Granted. But there now your only item of clothing!
I wish i could make candy that tastes as good as bought!
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Tux N Tails on August 11, 2012, 02:37:34 AM: Granted but it's extremely high in Calories and Carbohydrates.

I wish I could learn to play a bass guitar
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: SourdoughStomper on August 11, 2012, 06:06:59 AM: Granted, but now you can't play anything else. (Including games).

I wish it wasn't about to be autumn.
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Wardah on August 11, 2012, 06:36:34 AM: Granted but now its gonna be winter instead.

I wish I could fly.
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Eviecorn on August 11, 2012, 07:38:26 AM: Granted, but you're now turning into a fly, a la Brundlefly.

I wish I had a never ending supply of cinnamon rolls.
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: kaoskat on August 11, 2012, 07:41:19 AM: Granted but you have to eat them in the dark with your dearest friend!

I wish I had coffee.
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Eviecorn on August 11, 2012, 07:45:05 AM: Granted, but I spit in it just for that last remark. ;)

I wish I was a little bit taller.
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Salli on August 11, 2012, 09:54:54 AM: (You guys made me laugh so hard I snorted)

Granted, but it's because your feet got HUUUGE.

I wish my husband looked like Johnny Depp.

Quote from: kaoskat on August 10, 2012, 06:11:43 PM
Granted, but the rest of your house falls down.

I wish [you] would come play ponies with me!

???? Are we playing ponies?
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Sarahlacewing on August 11, 2012, 10:00:52 AM: Quote
??? Are we playing ponies?
Yes!

Granted but he becomes JD stunt double, gets rich, and runs off with a size 2 super model.

I wish I didn't have to teach the Sunday school lesson tomorrow.
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Salli on August 11, 2012, 10:06:36 AM: Quote from: Sarahlacewing on August 11, 2012, 10:00:52 AM
Quote
??? Are we playing ponies?
Yes!

YAY!!! I'm so there. Lol, why me?

Sarah, your wish is granted but you are now the Nursery Leader with 30 kids in a tiny room on the side of the building nowhere near a bathroom. Also, your assistant is flaky and shows up 30 minutes late every week. ;)

I wish my dishwasher would REALLY do my dishes.
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: BrightSide on August 11, 2012, 10:30:41 AM: Granted, but then it spits them out like a baby eating dinner and they smash all over your floor :drunk:

I wish my mom would stop bloody talking about me!!
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: kaoskat on August 11, 2012, 10:34:29 AM: Granted but then she ignores you completely like you never existed.

I wish this custom would make itsself!
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Dyzarktarzk on August 11, 2012, 10:37:24 AM: Quote from: Salli on August 11, 2012, 09:54:54 AM
(You guys made me laugh so hard I snorted)

Granted, but it's because your feet got HUUUGE.

I wish my husband looked like Johnny Depp.

Quote from: kaoskat on August 10, 2012, 06:11:43 PM
Granted, but the rest of your house falls down.

I wish [you] would come play ponies with me!

???? Are we playing ponies?

Now I'm confused about this XDDD

Kaoskat:

Granted. It does make itself, but cames alife and starts a rebellion with all the customs.

I wish I didn't have to return to classes this Monday =P
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: SweetScoops on August 11, 2012, 10:49:30 AM: Granted! All classes start Sunday.

I want my fianceé to stop playing lego and come cuddle me instead!
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Salli on August 11, 2012, 10:50:31 AM: Granted! But he is covered in skunk spray

I wish my kids were the nicest, most well-behaved kids EVER.

(I'm confused too :) )
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Eluluu on August 11, 2012, 10:55:32 AM: granted but now they have a hive mind and do everything at the same exact time... .creeepy.

i wish all of my projects turn out as cool as they look when i think about them.

*goes back to playing ponies with Kaos*
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Salli on August 11, 2012, 10:58:03 AM: [aha! I get it now XD I am so slow. ]
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Tux N Tails on August 11, 2012, 10:59:07 AM: Granted but they're all the size of a house.

I wish I had more plushies
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Dyzarktarzk on August 11, 2012, 11:02:46 AM: Granted, but they took over all your house.

I wish this books I have to read will read themselves (and I learning everything without having actually to read them myself)
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: LeighAnnApanites on August 11, 2012, 11:27:53 AM: Granted, but it works for all books you are near, and walking by a bookstore makes your head explode.

I wish I could get paid to sleep.
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: True on August 11, 2012, 11:46:51 AM: Granted! But your job never lets you wake up so you can't use the money.

I wish it was Halloween already!
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: LeighAnnApanites on August 11, 2012, 12:16:38 PM: Just for you . . . granted. But it has been unanimously boycotted world wide and all the candy factories have burned down.

I wish I could surf the net and do housework at the same time.
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Eviecorn on August 11, 2012, 01:36:12 PM: Granted, but now you have a dust buster and iPad surgically grafted to both of your hands.

I wish that "Call Me Maybe" song would just go away.
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: nuttertasha on August 11, 2012, 01:44:56 PM: granted but now it will be stuck in your head for ever

i wish i had a new house with a spare room for crafts
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: wiccanpony1 on August 11, 2012, 01:57:18 PM: Granted-but every other room is filled with rats so you have to live in your craft room

I wish I didnt have to go to hospital on tuesday they are boring lol

Quote from: kaoskat on August 10, 2012, 06:11:43 PM

I wish [you] would come play ponies with me!

YAY :biggrin:
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: NinaMarie on August 11, 2012, 02:17:28 PM: Granted, the hospital is a literal circus and is so fun you never get seen by the doctor

I wish I crocheted faster so 20 pairs of earrings wouldn't seem such a chore
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: True on August 11, 2012, 03:40:19 PM: Granted, you now crocheted so fast you cant stop yourself

I wish Someone would fix my computer.
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Sarahlacewing on August 11, 2012, 03:42:30 PM: Granted but your background is permanently set to a huge screen shot of the most unflattering picture of you that you have.

I wish my hair was longer.
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: SourdoughStomper on August 11, 2012, 03:56:30 PM: Granted, but it turns white.

I wish I had a sunflower garden.
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: gypsyunicorn on August 11, 2012, 04:52:08 PM: Granted but it is your entire back yard that is full of these sunflowers and they draw in all sorts of birds that crap all over you and your house and the birds wont go away for they dive bomb all cats and dogs that try to chase them away from the sunflowers

I wish I had a bigger pony room for display purposes
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: kaoskat on August 11, 2012, 04:58:23 PM: Granted but now you have no ponies!

I wish my potato rainbow would hurry up and boil!
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: hyenacub on August 11, 2012, 05:03:54 PM: Granted...but they explode when you take them out and your kitchen walls are permanently painted in those colors.

I wish I could buy any pony I wanted at any time.
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Sarahlacewing on August 11, 2012, 05:28:46 PM: Granted but you are a broker buying for a 3rd party millionaire and don't get to keep any of them.

I wish for world peace.
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: LeighAnnApanites on August 11, 2012, 05:49:01 PM: Aw, man, I hate to do it, but not bad enough to not do it . . .

Granted, but world peace causes the military-industrial complex to collapse, plunging the entire world economy into chaos and creating a new dark age.

I wish I knew how to instant transmission.
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Salli on August 11, 2012, 05:58:16 PM: Granted! but now that's ALL you know, so you have to relearn everything, including walking and eating.

I wish Kristen Stewart was not in this movie (Zathura).
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Eviecorn on August 11, 2012, 05:59:26 PM: Granted, but now she's in your favorite TV show, and she randomly pops her head in your windows all the time.

I wish I had a robot friend.
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Sarahlacewing on August 11, 2012, 06:03:13 PM: Granted but it is a pervert who takes pictures of you sleeping.

I wish nothing ever got lost in the mail.
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: HavACrumpet452 on August 11, 2012, 06:07:55 PM: Somebody wanted me to play ponies? Ok, since I spent so much time giggling at this thread.

Well looks like nothing will ever get lost in the mail again, because the post office went bankrupt and closed.

I wish I got a paycheck without having to work another day in my life.
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Wardah on August 11, 2012, 07:57:23 PM: Granted but pony eating moths eat your whole collection.

I wish my OTP would become an official couple when they actually admit in cannon they love each other instead of dancing around their damn feelings.
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: hyenacub on August 11, 2012, 08:03:24 PM: Agreed, but then the show is canceled directly afterward and thousands of terrible fanfictions are made about it.

I wish my eye would stop watering.
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Post by: SourdoughStomper on August 11, 2012, 08:08:12 PM: Granted, but your nose starts running instead.

I wish I felt completely rested after 8 hours of sleep.
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Dyzarktarzk on August 11, 2012, 09:55:42 PM: Granted, but now you'll have energy to not sleep for days.

I wish my room will clean itself =P
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: kiwimlp on August 11, 2012, 10:38:11 PM: Granted. Your room is spotlessly clean but only until it rains next because the roof leaks.

I wish it would stop raining
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: NinaMarie on August 11, 2012, 11:25:02 PM: Granted but then it starts hailing

Wish I hadn't worn out my thumb playing Mortal Kombat vs DC on the PS3 :cry:
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Dyzarktarzk on August 11, 2012, 11:34:27 PM: Granted, but instead your PS3 decides to retire due to over-use.

I wish for rain and floodings all the year.
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Salli on August 12, 2012, 12:15:45 AM: Granted. Except that the floods break the walls of the sanitation plants and now your town is drowning in sewage.

I wish I could swap energy levels with my kids.

(Eviecorn, I rented some old Twilight Zone episodes today because your comment made me miss them! ;) )
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Post by: Tux N Tails on August 12, 2012, 02:05:33 AM: Granted but now you can't sit still

I wish I was a Crab
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Sarahlacewing on August 12, 2012, 04:21:55 AM: Quote
"(Eviecorn, I rented some old Twilight Zone episodes today because your comment made me miss them! ;) )"
I watched like sooo many of them on netflix.

Quote
"I wish I was a Crab"

Granted but you lost both your claws in a boating accident.

I wish my clothes magically fit me no matter how fat or thin I am.
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: aellos on August 12, 2012, 06:02:43 AM: They do, but they're garrish and neon.

I wish I was a pony!
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: NumiTuziNeru on August 12, 2012, 07:53:01 AM: Granted! You are now a small brown Shetland pony ridden by small screaming children.
Also you have the brain of a horse, because you are, in fact, a horse.

I wish I had the guts to animate stuff.
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: LeighAnnApanites on August 12, 2012, 08:54:26 AM: Granted, but you have to carry them around in a bucket.

I wish I was rich enough to be eccentric instead of just weird.
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: aellos on August 12, 2012, 09:09:30 AM: You are, but now you have to fight crime and be lonely the rest of your life!

I wish I had Rapunzel's hair!
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: babyribbon on August 12, 2012, 09:18:35 AM: Granted, enjoy the shampoo bills!
I wish that i get good grades on all my exams this week :)
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Dyzarktarzk on August 12, 2012, 10:05:09 AM: Granted, now you are the helper <slave> of all your teachers helping them in their research.

I wish I found all the G1 ponies in my flea market in mint condition and cheap.
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Eluluu on August 12, 2012, 10:09:06 AM: granted, but you found them just as someone else is buying them... and they say they are going to give them to their teething nose-perpetually-running toddler... who loves markers and scissors.

i wish someone would tell me they have a baity moondancer pose for a decent price already!
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: HavACrumpet452 on August 12, 2012, 11:53:03 AM: Granted but the postman throws it onto your porch, lights it on fire, and runs away screaming and tearing off his cloths like a mad man.

I wish I could teleport wherever I needed to go
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: NinaMarie on August 12, 2012, 02:37:46 PM: Granted, but you now resemble Nightcrawler of the Xmen and leave smelly brimstone clouds whenever you 'port

Wish all these goodwill ponies i picked up weren't so filthy
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: ponylady on August 12, 2012, 02:42:40 PM: Granted...but they are so squeaky clean that they slip right out of your hands and across the room everytime to you touch them.

I wish there was a good movie on tonight.
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Salli on August 12, 2012, 03:10:30 PM: Granted! But it's in Mongolian with no subtitles.

I wish I had a time machine...
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: NinaMarie on August 12, 2012, 03:28:25 PM: Granted but it can only move forward.

I wish I had a craft room full of awesome yarns
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Dyzarktarzk on August 12, 2012, 04:05:26 PM: Granted, but now you have a kitty invasion.

I wish there wasn't any dust in my room.
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: hyenacub on August 12, 2012, 06:28:50 PM: Granted. Now it's in your hair instead.

I wish I wasn't so freaking tire.d
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Spectrum on August 12, 2012, 06:43:24 PM: Granted, but now you are jittery and hyper for the rest of your life, and not able to concentrate on anything, making you lose your job.

I wish I had an Ice Crystal.
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: StarDragon on August 12, 2012, 07:29:27 PM: Granted. Just not the Ice Crystal you really had in mind, it has melted by the next morning.

I wish the little toy MLPs were alive!
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: hyenacub on August 12, 2012, 07:59:43 PM: LOL Las Pegasus...like your avatar? XD

Hmm. Okay you got it! but now they're plotting to take over the world and subvert us humans into slaves for their empire.

I wish my hair was temporarily removable.
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Saja on August 12, 2012, 08:01:34 PM: Granted, but once you remove it, it shrinks, so when you go to re attatch it it no longer fits and you have bald patches everywhere!
I wish I could eat what ever I want without gaining weight!
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Heliodor on August 12, 2012, 08:49:38 PM: "Your wish is my command! Granted, but with every bite you become smaller and smaller, to the point of vanishing inward into eternity!"

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I WISH I COULD STOP READING MLP ARENA AND GO TO BED.
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: NinaMarie on August 12, 2012, 10:18:24 PM: Granted, but then all your dreams involve reading Arena boards

Wish I didn't have work tomorrow
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Saja on August 12, 2012, 11:02:56 PM: Granted, but you also dont have the work the day after that, or that, or that, you lost your job.
I wish school was more fun for my kids, so they actually wanted to go.
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: simplysteffie on August 12, 2012, 11:06:23 PM: Granted, but all of the kids are zombies so they don't know what fun is.

I wish every PINK G1 lived with me.
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Tux N Tails on August 13, 2012, 02:34:39 AM: Granted but they will only stay pink for two years due to a factory error.

I wish I could go see a Queen concert
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: hyenacub on August 13, 2012, 02:49:49 AM: You got it. But when they sing "Another One Bites the Dust", the entire audience spontaneously drops dead.

I wish I could freaking get to SLEEP! Not to mention get my sleep schedule back to normal. :grumble:
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: aellos on August 13, 2012, 03:09:08 AM: You sleep, but you sleep for three days missing anything you needed to do then. And your sleep schedule turns into that of a person who works 3rd shift!

Keeping up with the sleep pattern:

I wish I had gotten more than an hour of sleep last night. DX
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: nuttertasha on August 13, 2012, 04:03:51 AM: granted but you only got two hours and feel more tired than when you went to bed

i wish i had happy children all the time
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: BlueChaos on August 13, 2012, 08:46:30 AM: Granted. Your kids are happy, but it's because they found your candy stash. They are now super happy and on an unending sugar buzz.

I wish I could fly
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Aflame on August 13, 2012, 11:02:21 AM: granted but you get turned into a fly and get swatted on your first flight

i wish my cats would behave !
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: NinaMarie on August 13, 2012, 11:14:09 AM: Granted but now they wear fancy hats and monocles and act high society

I wish the stupid website for my work would stop being so buggy
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Crowning_Glory13 on August 13, 2012, 02:52:20 PM: Granted but now your phones don't work:P

And kaoskat I would totally come and play ponies with you all day...and yes I wouldnt leave:P

I wish I was a famous Ballet Dancer
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: SourdoughStomper on August 13, 2012, 02:59:16 PM: Granted, but the cat plays with it and makes it an awful mess and you'll have to go bald for awhile.

I wish hubby would take the bus home instead of having me pick him up.
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: HavACrumpet452 on August 13, 2012, 03:29:34 PM: Granted but due to the economy the bus now costs $100 a trip and you now have no money to spend on ponies.

I wish my dog would stop farting
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: NinaMarie on August 13, 2012, 04:12:27 PM: Granted, you now can't stop farting

I wish my cockatiel was so mean and grumpy and more cuddly
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Tux N Tails on August 14, 2012, 02:37:05 AM: Granted, but now it wants at least 200 cuddles a day, missing this quota results in very loud squawking for the rest of the day.

I wish I had more flavours of tea in my house to choose from :I
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: ApertureScience on August 14, 2012, 08:57:12 AM: Granted, but they all taste awful.

I wish for a G4 Trixie for my collection...
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: BlueChaos on August 14, 2012, 10:29:01 AM: Granted, but it's a pony version of Trixie, Speed Racer's girlfriend.
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I wish I had a million bucks
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Post by: MikaylaIsSoCoolLike on August 14, 2012, 11:23:32 AM: Granted, you now have a million deer running around your house.

I wish I lived closer to a book store.
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: NinaMarie on August 14, 2012, 11:43:45 AM: Granted but it's an Adult audio book store

Wish I could focus on my work instead of spacing out
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: hyenacub on August 14, 2012, 02:44:45 PM: Granted. But now you work 24/7, and your work includes doing gross, disgusting jobs like cleaning the toilets in a frat house.

I wish....to win millions of dollars in the lottery!
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: nuttertasha on August 14, 2012, 03:06:47 PM: granted but its monopoly money so you cant spend it

i wish my head would stop hurting
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: NinaMarie on August 14, 2012, 03:47:06 PM: Granted now you have pain in your back.

I wish my crocheted hair accessories would sell and I could make some extra money
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: hyenacub on August 14, 2012, 06:04:27 PM: Granted, but once sold, they try to kill their new owners and suck their brains, and you get arrested.

I wish my garage was bigger.
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Pheasant on August 15, 2012, 10:06:36 AM: Granted, but now the rest of your house is really tiny.

I wish summer was over.
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: NinaMarie on August 15, 2012, 12:02:53 PM: Granted, but the weather stays the same until spring

I wish i had a REAL My Little Pony
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: foalpatrol on August 16, 2012, 01:43:28 AM: Granted, but it 's a BBE and it sits at the end of your bed, staring at you while you're asleep.

I wish my studies were over!
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Jinxxy on August 16, 2012, 02:03:05 PM: Your studies are over, but that's because you got kicked out of school for being too fabulous and now you have to work a career as a Mc.Donalds bathroom cleaner uppper

I wish I will finish my fursuit in time for the next furcon..
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: gustystarr on August 16, 2012, 02:41:37 PM: Kaoskat were you talking about me when saying you wish I'd come over to play ponies? I'm just confused :).

and back to the topic, Granted but the fur gets lice and fleas and ends up catching on fire.

Okay my turn. I wish I could go back in time and meet the Beatles.
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Jinxxy on August 16, 2012, 03:06:57 PM: You met them, they're incredibly nice and you get to hang out backstage with the band. You have a great time ... and then you wake up! Only to realize that you're late for work. You get up, stub your toe and realize your coffee maker is broken...noo!

I wish my Chevy Luv was a 5 speed turbocharged race rig.
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: BrightSide on August 16, 2012, 03:14:44 PM: Granted.. but it's in the vilest shade of yellow and pretty much falls to pieces in an instant.

I wish it was Saturday, I want to go shopping already!!
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: hyenacub on August 16, 2012, 03:18:59 PM: Quote
Granted, but it 's a BBE and it sits at the end of your bed, staring at you while you're asleep.

LMAO
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Jinxxy on August 16, 2012, 03:28:33 PM: Quote from: BrightSide on August 16, 2012, 03:14:44 PM
Granted.. but it's in the vilest shade of yellow and pretty much falls to pieces in an instant.

I wish it was Saturday, I want to go shopping already!!

HAHA.
Actually most Luvs ARE a horrible vile shade of yellow! I lucked out and mine is Rainbowdash blue XD
Also, most of them do fall to pieces, so really you just condemn me to having an average Luv XD

It's Saturday, but all of the stores are closed due to some stupid new holiday.

I wish I could loose all this extra weight I've put on over the past 6 months!
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: hyenacub on August 16, 2012, 03:34:29 PM: Granted, but you lose it in weird places and look like a Chernobyl mutant.

I wish I had a Subway melt.
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Luxrayx on August 16, 2012, 03:42:00 PM: Granted, but there is something green, plasma-ish in it

I wish i had g3 Minty.
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: MikaylaIsSoCoolLike on August 16, 2012, 03:59:55 PM: Granted, but when you open her up, you notice she is full to the brim with rust.

I wish it was autumn already.
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: kaoskat on August 16, 2012, 04:28:17 PM: Quote from: gustystarr on August 16, 2012, 02:41:37 PM
Kaoskat were you talking about me when saying you wish I'd come over to play ponies? I'm just confused :).

:happy: I want everybody to come play ponies!!!!

Granted but now it's autumn forever and that means no Christmas or summer vacation or spring flowers or summer fruits or.........

I wish these evil storms would stop already.
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Jinxxy on August 16, 2012, 04:58:27 PM: Hyenacub! You make me LOL!! XD

Kasokat, your wish is granted, your storms stop but they're replaced by an awful drought. The drought causes no local produce to grow. Food prices shoot up 50 percent. You're desperate. You have to sell your favorite pony just to get by!! XD

( I like writing. I have to make these horrible XD!)

I wish I wasn't so constipated.
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: hyenacub on August 16, 2012, 05:04:01 PM: Haha glad I do! I like being funny. XD

oooo granted. But when you crap, it's neon yellow and burns like you ate a gallon of habenaro peppers the night before.

I wish that my dollyhair was here already.
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: MaronaPossessed on August 16, 2012, 05:25:37 PM: Granted but it is in horrible, unexceptable condition.

I wish I had a 500 dollar amazon card.
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: MikaylaIsSoCoolLike on August 16, 2012, 06:16:12 PM: Granted, but now you can only buy Play-doh scented candles.
(are those things? i hope they're things.)

I wish I could finish watching this cartoon tonight.
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: gustystarr on August 16, 2012, 08:10:12 PM: Granted but you can watch nothing else for the rest of the decade.

I wish everyone could accept doo wop music like me :).

Oh and I get it now, it took me a mintue, clever, a bit cheeky but clever.
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Vampasaurus on August 16, 2012, 08:23:14 PM: Granted, everyone now loves doo wop music, but you are unable to ever hear it again. instead you hear the afro circus song from Madagascar movie commercials.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_aELcXyjpts

I wish I could ride a dinosaur around instead of driving a car.
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Jinxxy on August 16, 2012, 08:44:10 PM: Granted, but the dinosaur you ride will be Ankylosaurus. Owch!!!!

I wish my internet was faster!
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Juri on August 16, 2012, 10:49:29 PM: Granted, but now the only computer you own is an Apple II !

I wish that I was in Disneyworld!
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Jinxxy on August 16, 2012, 10:54:53 PM: You're at Disney World but... Actually unless EVERYTHING was shut down I think it would still be fun XD If the rides were off there's still so much to see! If the shops were closed down there's still all the characters.. XD

This is a tough one! So uhm.. You have explosive dihereah??...o_O

I wish I could breakdance!
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Tux N Tails on August 17, 2012, 03:05:07 AM: Granted, but now you can't stop and you've become a whirlwind of destruction.

I wish I had a top hat.
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Jinxxy on August 17, 2012, 03:36:34 AM: Granted, you have a toiphat, but there's a hole in the top. You don't realize this though and (being as you find it fashionable) you wear this for some length of time. When you remove that hat, varous debris including dust, dander, some seagull feathers and sticks fall out and now they're all over your outfit!

I wish bugs didn't bite me so often!
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: gustystarr on August 17, 2012, 06:02:34 AM: Granted youre never bit by bugs, youre now bit/pecked by brids and humans insted.

I wish the year 1963 never ended. ;)
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Tyler on August 17, 2012, 06:36:54 AM: Then The Beatles would only have 2 albums and wouldn't be as big.
I wish guys could like ponys and not be called gay by people.
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Jinxxy on August 17, 2012, 03:37:49 PM: Granted. Male pony collection is no longer seen as girly or gay, but now everyone is after them including tough thugs and criminals. The demand is high, higher even than diamonds.. especially for rare ponies. Instead of breaking into peoples houses to steal Xboxes and flatscreens, they now steal your whole pony collection! Noooooo!!

I wish I could find that lost bag of ponies that's hiding somewhere in my house..
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Dyzarktarzk on August 17, 2012, 04:41:55 PM: Granted, you find them all, and now you lost all your important documents.

I wish the day have 40 hours so I was able to sleep and do my homework -.-
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Terra.Dactyl on August 17, 2012, 05:03:33 PM: Granted but your sleep requirement and amount of homework have increased in direct proportion to the now longer days.

I wish my laptop would never run out of battery.
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: tulagirl on August 17, 2012, 05:40:30 PM: Granted but your laptop gets a virus that causes it to stop working completely with no remedy.

I wish I had a much bigger house.
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: gustystarr on August 17, 2012, 05:46:50 PM: Granted but now your house is so big it takes monthes to get from say the living room to the bathroom.

I wish all my good dreams were real.
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Jinxxy on August 17, 2012, 05:48:26 PM: Granted, it's huge!!!
But it's also full of termites and mildew, your ponies all get mold dots!!

I wish I could organize my ponies already XD
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Luxrayx on August 18, 2012, 09:06:55 AM: Granted, but you mess something up and end up putting lots of fakies where the G1s should be, and you put G1 where G4 should be and G2s in your wall, so you have to start all over again.

I wish [you] decided to give me all their ponies.
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: gustystarr on August 18, 2012, 09:13:55 AM: Granted I give you all my ponies but there all gritty, disinagrated and crawing with mold no matter what you do. On top of that they won't stop singing Beatles songs off key! :lol:

I wish I actully finish my story.
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Dyzarktarzk on August 18, 2012, 09:09:17 PM: Granted, but now you run of inspiration to write something else.

I wish I just could go to sleep already...
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: RAMChYLD on August 18, 2012, 10:54:13 PM: Granted. You go to sleep, but you not only wake up late for work, but found that you slept through an entire week and missed work 7 days straight. And oh, you woke up in a hospital, because your husband/wife/parents thought you went into a coma. Because you didn't respond to them when they tried to wake you up.

I wish I wish with all my might, to fly with ponies in a land of light (with apologies to Dragon Tales and someone from another forum I was in who wrote this rhyme :P )
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: MnDancer on August 18, 2012, 11:01:40 PM: Granted! You fly off with ponies wearing brand new wings made of wax and feathers, but when you try to keep up with Rainbow Dash you fly to close to the sun and the wings melt! Yeah, that's right, I went all Icarus :P

I wish I could get rich making custom ponies!
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Tux N Tails on August 19, 2012, 01:56:12 AM: Granted but you're given your money in cents/pennies in ridiculously huge jars everytime.

I wish I was the best player at Monopoly in the world :cool:
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: MnDancer on August 19, 2012, 02:16:14 AM: Granted! But no one will actually play with you because the game is just so darn long!!!

I wish I were an oscar meyer weiner!
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: hyenacub on August 19, 2012, 02:02:45 PM: Granted...but now everyone takes a BITE out of you and soon there's nothing left... XD

I wish I hadn't left my glasses downstairs....
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: MnDancer on August 19, 2012, 10:16:13 PM: Granted! But they are on your head and you still can't find them! LOL

I wish the G4s' head and body colors actually matched!
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Tyler on August 19, 2012, 10:54:53 PM: Then G4's becomes really rare.
I wish people couldn't get deaf.
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: hyenacub on August 20, 2012, 12:57:19 AM: HA! I never put them ON my head. XDD But I do have them on my FACE on great occasion and lose them... :lmao:
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Tux N Tails on August 20, 2012, 02:49:27 AM: Granted but now the chances of getting the flu is raised by 70%

I wish I had a money tree
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: hyenacub on August 20, 2012, 04:29:57 AM: Granted! But it's sentient, and annoys you all the time by nagging you about how you spend your money.

I wish my knee didn't hurt. >P
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: RAMChYLD on August 20, 2012, 07:31:24 AM: Your knee no longer hurts. The pain has moved down to your hamstrings.

I wish the roof of my room wasn't leaking...

Quote from: Tux N Tails on August 20, 2012, 02:49:27 AM
I wish I had a money tree
I had a money tree once. It's rubbish! All it does is grow fancy two-colored leaves! :P
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Tux N Tails on August 20, 2012, 08:50:50 AM: Granted but now your kitchen roof is leaking.

I wish I could live off energy drinks :|
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Tyler on August 20, 2012, 08:58:01 AM: Then they stop making energy drinks and you got so addicted to them that you die since you don't drink anything else.

I wish for my ears to stop making noise.
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned \"Corrupt a Wish\" Game
Post by: tulagirl on August 20, 2012, 10:01:23 AM: Granted your ears no longer make noise but now you have a problem with out of control, loud and horrid smelling farts...twice a minute for the rest of your life no matter where you are..who you are with and what you are doing.

I wish that I could go back in time.
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: MnDancer on August 20, 2012, 10:39:02 AM: Granted! But you can't come back and you end up in the Jurassic period being chased by dinosaurs!

Ok, my daughter's wish: We wish we were My Little Pony dolls!
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: gustystarr on August 20, 2012, 12:50:39 PM: Granted but now we end up on some crazy collectors shelf who rehairs us and sits us on display for the rest of are lives.

I wish I could shake all of the Beatles hands.
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: hyenacub on August 20, 2012, 03:20:55 PM: Granted, but George and John's are rather..unpleasant...for obvious reasons.

I wish that all the people who wanted my freecycle stuff would pick them up quickly.
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Jinxxy on August 20, 2012, 04:29:02 PM: Granted, they pick it up, along with half of your pony collection! Egahds!

I wish I wasn't broke right now.
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: hyenacub on August 20, 2012, 04:59:41 PM: AUGH! Evil!!
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: MaronaPossessed on August 20, 2012, 05:35:21 PM: Quote from: Jinxxy on August 20, 2012, 04:29:02 PM
Granted, they pick it up, along with half of your pony collection! Egahds!

I wish I wasn't broke right now.

Granted, you're rich, but you lose your legs and arms in the process. Hense...now you're REALLY broke in a way.

I wish I was a cloud.
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: hyenacub on August 20, 2012, 06:18:27 PM: Granted But then you rain on my house all night and disappear.

I wish that my custom was done.
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: tulagirl on August 20, 2012, 06:25:51 PM: Granted but when you are not looking one day a kid puts it in the microwave for a hour.

I wish I was out of pain.
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: MnDancer on August 20, 2012, 07:07:44 PM: Granted! You longer feel pain, ever! But you don't feel anything else either, which makes it difficult to write or type or do ANYTHING and you're constantly drooling and your drink dribbles out of your mouth everytime you take a sip. Oh, and you're constantly wetting your pants too cuz you can't feel that either!

I wish I had beautiful angel wings!
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: ZennaBug on August 20, 2012, 09:36:40 PM: You have beautiful angel wings! But they're so gigantic that you can't fit through doors and none of your favorite shirts fit anymore. So you have to live outside (and half naked) for the rest of your life!

I wish that I had more money for ponies!
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: hyenacub on August 20, 2012, 11:00:48 PM: :lmao: at these corruptions.. So wrong.
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Wardah on August 20, 2012, 11:23:25 PM: Granted but ponies have been declared illegal.

I wish I didn't need to buy textbooks.
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Jinxxy on August 21, 2012, 12:15:11 AM: Granted, now you have to borrow them from the library.. but so do the other students so now all the time you are supposed to spend doing homework, you now spend at the library trying to get your hooves on a copy of the next book you need!

eek!

I wish that people would fart in the scent of various flowers.
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: hyenacub on August 21, 2012, 07:10:58 AM: Granted...but now those same flowers smell like the different kinds of farts! :toot: :toot: :toot:

I wish thha I hadn't gotten woken up earlier than i wanted to be. :heads back to sleep:
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: gustystarr on August 21, 2012, 07:12:44 AM: Granted but now nothing can wake you up and you sleep for the rest of your life.

I wish I really was a time travelers apprentice
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Pheasant on August 21, 2012, 05:54:22 PM: Granted, but now you no longer have time for ponies.

I wish my space bar key would stop sticking.
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: RAMChYLD on August 21, 2012, 07:02:59 PM: Quote from: Sundown on August 21, 2012, 05:54:22 PM
Granted, but now you no longer have time for ponies.

I wish my space bar key would stop sticking.
Granted. But you had to buy a new computer in the progress.

I wish the Tardis was real.
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: MnDancer on August 21, 2012, 09:10:32 PM: I'd gladly corrupt this.... if only I knew what Tardis was :lookround:
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: hyenacub on August 22, 2012, 01:40:47 PM: It's a Doctor Who thing. XD

Granted, but now you get exterminated by dahleks.

I wish that food didin't make people fat.
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Dyzarktarzk on August 22, 2012, 07:04:11 PM: Granted, but now people will always be hungry and over-eating.

I wish I could finish this *aragañhdada* thesis soon -.-
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: NinaMarie on August 29, 2012, 10:43:51 PM: Granted you finish your thesis but in the process have forgotten to properly cite a source and now get dinged for plagerism :cry:

Wish I wasn't so lazy about doing sit ups and getting my stomach less squishy
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: ZennaBug on August 29, 2012, 11:22:34 PM: Granted! You are no longer lazy, but you now spend every waking hour doing situps and crunches and lose all of your friends.

I wish that I could find a job.
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: hyenacub on August 30, 2012, 12:13:42 AM: Granted. And after that even more news! You get on the Dirty Jobs show... You can imagine for yourself what the job is. : D

I wish that I had a Cabbage Patch kid for every headmold they put out.
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Eviecorn on August 30, 2012, 10:05:40 AM: Granted, but they're alive and steal the souls of the innocent. They also eat old people's medicine for fuel.

I wish I had a harem of hot dudes who only lived to serve and adore me!
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: NinaMarie on August 30, 2012, 11:01:51 AM: Granted, but besides being hot they are "hot heads" and you're constantly breaking up fights as they compete for your attention and cause drama among themselves.

Wish I didn't get so distracted while at work
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: hyenacub on August 30, 2012, 02:26:10 PM: evie... :lmao:

Granted! Now nothing distracts you...including the clock when it says it's time to go home.

I wish I wasn't allergic to ANYTHING!
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: foalpatrol on August 30, 2012, 02:39:39 PM: Granted! You're not allergic to anything... but now everyone you know is allergic to YOU.

I wish for a hundred more wishes!
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Eviecorn on August 30, 2012, 05:12:09 PM: Granted, but every wish has a caveat just like these wishes, and each gets progressively worse with each granted wish. By number 37, the world will have exploded.

Quote from: NinaMarie on August 30, 2012, 11:01:51 AM
Granted, but besides being hot they are "hot heads" and you're constantly breaking up fights as they compete for your attention and cause drama among themselves.

Hey, as long as they're fighting over me instead of fighting me, I con't care! ;)

I wish ice cream wasn't fattening.
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: LeighAnnApanites on August 30, 2012, 07:56:31 PM: Granted, but it makes your best friend fat.

I wish I could get more done in a day.
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: hyenacub on August 30, 2012, 08:39:52 PM: Well technically it's still fattening...just redirected. XD

Congrats! You get more done in a day! But you forgo sleep.

I wish that I had my very own, real rainbow in my house.
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Eviecorn on August 31, 2012, 05:28:17 PM: Granted, but now you are doomed to waste your life pondering what it means while crying over its beauty.

I wish he felt the same way about me. :(
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: LeighAnnApanites on August 31, 2012, 09:04:22 PM: Quote from: Eviecorn on August 31, 2012, 05:28:17 PM
Granted, but now you are doomed to waste your life pondering what it means while crying over its beauty.

I wish he felt the same way about me. :(

The first part made me Lol! And yes, I'm twisted enough to corrupt a wish for world peace, but I'm not gonna mess with this one. :hug:
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: hyenacub on September 01, 2012, 12:10:17 AM: LOL Aw beautiful rainbow :bawl:

I will! In my own fun way... :hug:

Granted. but now every time you want to hug him, I bust in on the scene and tickle the hell out of both of you until you're hysterical with laughter. >:)

I wish that I knew 20 languages.
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Jinxxy on September 01, 2012, 12:15:04 AM: Granted! You know so many languages, but now you've developed a severe stutter and tick, so everything you say is impossible to understand.

I wish I was taller
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: gustystarr on September 01, 2012, 09:53:53 AM: Granted, but now your now elevan feet tall.

I wish summer lasted forever!
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: MikaylaIsSoCoolLike on September 01, 2012, 10:24:44 AM: haven't been in this thread in a while...

Granted, but you dehydrate and die from the heat making you sweat buckets.

I wish I had a better camera than the one in my DSi.
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Alicat on September 01, 2012, 11:02:45 AM: how fun!

Granted, but it's one of those huge, old, tripod-separate-flash-powder things, which makes you fall over every time you pick it up!

I wish I could just figure out my major already!! I'm 33 for crying out loud!
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Dyzarktarzk on September 01, 2012, 07:48:25 PM: Granted, you decide now on your major, but it's so specific you can't use your knowledge in anything else.

I wish I could read 100 pages and understand and remember them (the info) the first time in less than 10 minutes.
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Jinxxy on September 01, 2012, 08:36:51 PM: You remember them. You're a super human computer who retains amazing thoughs, but now your fingers cramp up any time you try to type anything out!

I wish I had a mint condition 6 foot Simba plushie!
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Malancaiwen on September 01, 2012, 09:15:55 PM: Granted but it'll come to life at night and eat up all your other Simba plushes.

I wish I had my own horse.
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Dyzarktarzk on September 01, 2012, 09:33:53 PM: Granted, but it's only a collectable plastic horse real-life size.

I wish I could sleep and sleep *sleepy*
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: gemini_pony on September 01, 2012, 10:25:38 PM: Granted But you sleep for a whole year...

I wish I had more G1 ponies!
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: hyenacub on September 01, 2012, 10:40:08 PM: Granted! But now they're possessed by a love-sick yak and they have decided that you would make a great, er, friend! XD

I wish that I could live as long as I wished without aging.
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Salli on September 01, 2012, 10:51:28 PM: Granted! But you have to spend your 'immortality' as a mannequin.

I wish my kids wanted to clean ever.
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Dyzarktarzk on September 02, 2012, 11:33:33 AM: Granted. Now you have problems because they are ALWAYS cleaning.

I wish my camera never ran out of memory space and battery power *sigh* /waiting for it to charge and make space on memory
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: hyenacub on September 02, 2012, 02:36:30 PM: Granted. BUt now every single picture you take has a BUTT in it somewhere!!

I wish that...hm. I wish that I could go POOF and make a bait in any pose i wanted for ccustom ponies.
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Vampasaurus on September 02, 2012, 06:44:42 PM: Granted, but each bait you POOF into existence subtracts one pony from your personal collection.

I wish I could drink all the soda I want and never gain any weight from it.
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: foalpatrol on September 02, 2012, 07:21:41 PM: Granted. In fact, soda now makes you lose weight. You have become so thin, you are difficult to see. You are about the same size as a drinking straw in diameter. People walk into you all the time and clothes don't fit you.

I wish there was free wireless internet EVERYWHERE.
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: RAMChYLD on September 02, 2012, 08:56:22 PM: Granted. But unfortunately, you have problem connecting to them because everyone uses it. Also, they come with adware and pop open obtrusive, always-on-top ad windows that you need to leave open to stay connected. Because, hey, the ISPs have to pay for the bandwidth somehow!

I wish I could go out for lunch right now...
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Eviecorn on September 02, 2012, 10:25:39 PM: Granted, but the only places that are open are a dumpster or Arby's. XD

I wish I had more energy!
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Dyzarktarzk on September 03, 2012, 07:46:56 PM: Granted, but now you can never stay still.

I wish my homework could finish itself XD
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Wardah on September 03, 2012, 08:30:11 PM: Granted and your homework finishes itself but it is all wrong.

I wish I wasn't starting classes for my second year of college tomorrow.
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: foalpatrol on September 04, 2012, 04:04:16 PM: Granted - you have to repeat first year instead! *evil laughter*

I wish I didn't have to work and I could just stay home and play ponies all day.
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Salli on September 04, 2012, 04:26:20 PM: Granted! Congratulations! You are now under house arrest for the next 15 years. And your new cell mate is Martha Stewart and all the ponies are HERS so you have to beg and take her emotional abuse in order to play with them.

I wish someone would pay me an insane amount of money to travel wherever I wanted to.
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned \"Corrupt a Wish\" Game
Post by: hyenacub on September 04, 2012, 04:26:49 PM: Granted! But you play with them so much that they suck half of your life's essence out of you--replacing with their own. And now you go around thinking you're a resident of Equestria, and that your boss is the evil Discord. (Which may or may not be too far off)

I wish I hadn't eaten too much at dinner. blargh!

Post Merge: September 04, 2012, 04:27:38 PM

Damn too late lol

Granted! They pay you this money! But the second you travel somewhere, you drop your purse/wallet down the deepest Bottomless pit in the world.

I wish I hadn't eaten too much at dinner. blargh!
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Luxrayx on September 05, 2012, 04:11:11 AM: Granted, but instead you are starving.
I wish [you] would be my friend :cloud:
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Mapago on September 05, 2012, 08:22:22 AM: Granted, but [you] is an overly attached friend and will be calling you at 3AM everyday asking if you need help making breakfast :P

I wish I had a glass cabinet to display my ponies
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Luxrayx on September 05, 2012, 11:06:10 AM: Granted, but the glass is broken.
I wish the Firefly i ordered would arrive already :<
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Eluluu on September 05, 2012, 12:38:19 PM: granted, the Firefly arrives...

BUT ITS CURSED!

every morning (except Sundays and Holidays) it will arrive. so you keep having to go get it out of the mailbox every day... and they were overzealous when they sealed the package so you have to fight your way thru layers and layers of packaging tape and your scissors or knife or whatever you use are blunted or keep skipping off of the taped sections and gouging into the box, making you wince and pray you didnt stab Firefly.
after a few months of this you start to HATE ponymail.

I wish my bf will get me a mint baby buttons for my birthday, cancer free...
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: hyenacub on September 05, 2012, 05:04:22 PM: Eluluu... LOL

Granted. But she is alive and eats all of your birthday cake before going on a mad rampage through your house. She's also a cannibal who eats all your ponies!

I wish that the stupid WATER TRAP IN MY BASEMENT DIDN'T SMELL!!! >:C
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Ariadna on September 05, 2012, 05:29:56 PM: Granted, but it's going to overflow and cause severe damage to your property.

I wish my vacuum cleaner would work :/
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Eluluu on September 05, 2012, 06:09:46 PM: granted, but now whenever you use it your house smells like Hyenacub's watertrap.

Hyena: good thing i already have this handy-dandy Hannibal-style restraint system for a MLP... *snaps Buttons into the backboard straight jacket with facemask then lovingly styles her hair and puts her with the herd*

i wish they would bring back David Tennant as Doctor Who again...
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: hyenacub on September 05, 2012, 07:08:35 PM: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: foalpatrol on September 06, 2012, 12:43:22 AM: Quote from: Salli on September 04, 2012, 04:26:20 PM
Granted! Congratulations! You are now under house arrest for the next 15 years. And your new cell mate is Martha Stewart and all the ponies are HERS so you have to beg and take her emotional abuse in order to play with them.

Aside from all the ponies belonging to Martha Stewart, that actually doesn't sound so bad. She taught me how to fold a fitted sheet, and she's great in the kitchen... I'll be stuffing myself with cupcakes all day. :)
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: gemini_pony on September 06, 2012, 01:50:13 AM: Granted but he has gone mad and can longer act

I Wish I had every G4 ever made!
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: RAMChYLD on September 06, 2012, 02:55:25 AM: Quote from: Eluluu on September 05, 2012, 06:09:46 PM
i wish they would bring back David Tennant as Doctor Who again...
Granted. But unfortunately, Russel T Davies also announces that Tennant has only agreed to play The Doctor again for two seasons, and that Miley Cyrus, Lady Gaga and Justin Beiber will be signed on as his companions through the seasons. And oh, every single episode will feature the companion singing and The Weeping Angels.

Well, they did get ~~Discord~~ John De Lancie into Torchwood...

Quote from: gemini_pony on September 06, 2012, 01:50:13 AM
I Wish I had every G4 ever made!
Granted, but they all have factory defects.

I wish I could watch Arthur on TV again.
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Morra on September 06, 2012, 04:49:54 AM: Granted, but every Arthur show is now dubbed into Smurf voices.

I wish my hair was longer!
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: foalpatrol on September 06, 2012, 10:18:16 PM: Granted, you hair is longer... and not just the hair on your head! Your armpit hair is so long it sticks out the ends of your sleeves. You have to pay someone to shave your back. You spend your mornings plaiting your leg hair in corn rows. And the plughole in the shower is always getting blocked... I wonder why?

I wish I could make fudge without wrecking my saucepans.
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Nussekanin on September 07, 2012, 01:52:35 AM: Granted! There's now a fudge-mess all over your kitchen!

I wish the weekend lasted longer.
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: hyenacub on September 07, 2012, 04:05:57 AM: Granted, but it hails the entire time...

I wish it wasn't so freaking late. :P
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Eluluu on September 07, 2012, 09:15:23 AM: granted, now its always so freaking early... you end up living the same morning over and over again, Groundhog-day style... and whats worse? your mailman is supposed to show up with ponymail... but then the day resets before you can check it!
:mail: :mail: :mail: :mail: :mail: :nomail:
DOOM!!!

i wish there was something interesting to watch on tv while i sew... running out of shows to marathon.
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: SourdoughStomper on September 07, 2012, 12:03:16 PM: Granted, but you get so engrossed in watching it that you don't get any sewing done.

I wish my daughter didn't get a bread crumb in my jar of mixed nuts. :shakefist: *grumbles about stupid wheat making me stupid sick*
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: BeefyDia on September 07, 2012, 12:08:49 PM: Wish granted, but you ate all the mixed nuts up and had to resort to eating bread instead due to a everything-but-wheat famine! Yikes! :yikes:

I wish I could ace my final year exams~
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: hyenacub on September 07, 2012, 04:04:30 PM: So she got a crumb in your nuts? O_O

:lmao:

Granted! You ace them. But it turns out you took all the wrong tests for all the classes you don't have, and failed the ones you needed because you weren't there.

I wish I could draw awesomely and very fast.
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Eluluu on September 07, 2012, 05:41:51 PM: granted! you draw the most intricate and breathtakingly beautiful things, no matter what it is... but you draw so fast that the friction of the pencil on the paper makes it burn to a crisp, making it impossible to see even a glimpse of your masterpieces, and if you try to draw slower it looks like a 4 year old drew it with a crayon fisted in their off-hand... the big crayons... you know the ones.

I wish FiM has been out longer so there are more than just two seasons to watch. =]
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Sugar on September 07, 2012, 07:26:34 PM: Okiedokieloki, but now FiM has been around since the early 70s, the animation's atrocious, the stories are typical Saturday morning pap, and some schmoe stuck a laugh track on it besides.

I wish I had enough ponies to share with everypony!
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Salli on September 07, 2012, 09:33:00 PM: Quote from: foalpatrol on September 06, 2012, 12:43:22 AM
Quote from: Salli on September 04, 2012, 04:26:20 PM
Granted! Congratulations! You are now under house arrest for the next 15 years. And your new cell mate is Martha Stewart and all the ponies are HERS so you have to beg and take her emotional abuse in order to play with them.

Aside from all the ponies belonging to Martha Stewart, that actually doesn't sound so bad. She taught me how to fold a fitted sheet, and she's great in the kitchen... I'll be stuffing myself with cupcakes all day. :)

I learned how to fold a fitted sheet from her too!! XD Have you read anything about what she's actually like? Yikes! I really should have said Charlie Sheen though XD
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Quote from: Sugar.Lightning on September 07, 2012, 07:26:34 PM

I wish I had enough ponies to share with everypony!
Granted! They are all scary, face-eating fakies and have serious cancer and hacked-off hair.

I wish I had imprisoned foalpony with Charlie Sheen instead of Martha Stewart. She's having too much fun ;)
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: RAMChYLD on September 08, 2012, 09:26:54 AM: Wish granted. But unfortunately, you are imprisoned along with them. And this time, your ponies are the ones that actually belong to Charlie Sheen, and foalpony's ponies are her own.

I wish shipping that the forwarding costs for the 20 inch Argos exclusive Pinkie Pie didn't cost three hundred fricking Malaysian Ringgits :yikes:
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Eluluu on September 08, 2012, 10:11:34 PM: granted! it now costs three hundred Spanish Dubloons!

I wish all of my favorite authors would write more books!
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Eviecorn on September 09, 2012, 07:50:32 AM: Granted, but they're all blatant rip offs of Twilight. And not in a good way, if there was one.

I wish I had the ability to teleport.
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Eluluu on September 09, 2012, 09:40:04 AM: *couldnt resist...*
GRANTED! you can now teleport... but what you dont realize is that every time you teleport you leave a little piece of your soul/energy/self behind, in a hollow copy of yourself. you are unaware of the shells you leave behind, like cicada skins on trees, but the strain on your subconcious starts to take its toll...
but you still dont realize what youre doing until its too late. you start to hear what you think are voices but in actuality are the thoughts of your copies... theyre getting hungry... or is it you that is getting hungry... you try to stop teleporting but its become second nature and addictive, soon the shells you leave behind become ravenous as they start to deteriorate, and start feeding on mankind...
the Zombie Appocolypse starts because of the wish of a girl who loves My Little Ponies... and who now loves BRaAAaaaainS!

i wish i knew why my mind goes funny places (and usually ends up with zombies)
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: hyenacub on September 09, 2012, 04:44:59 PM: Granteed! Here is the reason...Because you are one of those zombies and don't know it and soon you will be nomming brains!

I wish I could see a real ghost.
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: xeevee on September 09, 2012, 05:44:57 PM: Granted, but only when you die and look in a mirror.

I wish my neighbours weren't so noisy.
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Eviecorn on September 09, 2012, 05:53:16 PM: Granted, but that's because they've mysteriously burned their house down and moved away, leaving you with a charred eyesore next door.

I wish this taco didn't give me heartburn ...
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: LeighAnnApanites on September 09, 2012, 05:58:23 PM: Quote from: Eluluu on September 09, 2012, 09:40:04 AM
*couldnt resist...*
GRANTED! you can now teleport... but what you dont realize is that every time you teleport you leave a little piece of your soul/energy/self behind, in a hollow copy of yourself. you are unaware of the shells you leave behind, like cicada skins on trees, but the strain on your subconcious starts to take its toll...
but you still dont realize what youre doing until its too late. you start to hear what you think are voices but in actuality are the thoughts of your copies... theyre getting hungry... or is it you that is getting hungry... you try to stop teleporting but its become second nature and addictive, soon the shells you leave behind become ravenous as they start to deteriorate, and start feeding on mankind...
the Zombie Appocolypse starts because of the wish of a girl who loves My Little Ponies... and who now loves BRaAAaaaainS!

:lmao: That is so amazingly creative and awesome!

Granted, but now antacids give you heartburn.

I wish I could find awesome ponies cheap at the thrift store.
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Dyzarktarzk on September 09, 2012, 09:33:58 PM: Granted!! You amazingly cheap ponies!! But that's because they are worse than in bait condition... a head, a loose body, a leg... Missing whole pieces, painted, basically, destroyed.

I wish I could rest the whole month *sigh*
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Ariadna on September 11, 2012, 06:08:37 AM: Granted! But it will be the very last rest you have in your entire life as Earth will be invaded by aliens who enslave our species and force us to work continually, keeping us energised with some strange alien tonic water!

I wish I had a new house :/
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: xeevee on September 11, 2012, 09:01:23 AM: granted, but it is small, run down, and surrounded by crack houses.

I wish that doing things in America didn't involve so much paperwork and money.
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Eluluu on September 11, 2012, 09:35:49 AM: granted, a supervirus wipes out all information from computers, throwing everything into the next darkage, Max Headroom/ Dark Angel style. money is out there but it isnt as important as food, and paperwork is a joke. food is the new currency, so if you want to do something fun (if you can find something fun now) you have to choose between entertainment and survival.

i wish i could think of something creative to wish for.
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Luxrayx on September 11, 2012, 10:58:33 AM: Granted, but someone corrupts it.
I wish i had a sea pony.
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Eluluu on September 11, 2012, 11:14:09 AM: Quote from: luxrayx on September 11, 2012, 10:58:33 AM
Granted, but someone corrupts it.

haha brilliant.
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: hyenacub on September 11, 2012, 01:54:32 PM: Congrats! You have a new sea pony! It lies at the bottom of Loch Ness, and it pulls you down to the bottom to live with it where you are both eaten by the Loch Ness Monster. >: D

I wish that supper was already ready--it's driving me up a wall it smells so good.
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: simplysteffie on September 11, 2012, 02:38:30 PM: Granted, supper is ready, but it all.you can do is smell it because your jaw is wired shut.

I wish we were already moved into our new house without lifting a finger.
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Flutterwonder13 on September 11, 2012, 04:36:15 PM: Granted, but all of your stuff including dressers, beds etc. will be turned upside down.

I wish I could find the time to go to my locker between classes.
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Sugar on September 11, 2012, 05:19:28 PM: Okay, granted... but you can never find the time to get back from your locker between classes - you invariably get snagged up in a parade of underclassmen, or buried under books tumbling out of your locker, or trapped in the stairwell, or just plain abducted by aliens - and wind up back to class horribly late, resulting in constant detentions.

I wish I could afford to buy all the lovely ponies I'm seeing right now on evilBay. :(
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Ariadna on September 11, 2012, 08:56:59 PM: Granted! But the ponies you purchase all liquify on arrival as you were cursed by a fiend days before for inviting them to smell the camellias, but they were PEONIES! And they were highly allergic to them, causing them to go into a bout of sneezing fits for days as the pollen rubbed onto their clothing. Little did you know they were well versed in curses! :silly:

I wish I had a never ending cup of tea :lovey:
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Eviecorn on September 12, 2012, 06:08:11 AM: Granted, but now tea has completely filled your house. You must now either move or become a tea mermaid.

I wish I didn't have to stay until 6pm today. DX
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Flutterwonder13 on September 12, 2012, 11:40:35 AM: Granted, now you have to stay until midnight.

I wish I had more money for ponies and Monster High.
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: gustystarr on September 12, 2012, 02:58:54 PM: Granted but you now have so much money you drown in it!

I wish I could have meet John Lennon in the time period the movie Nowhere boy takes place in. Love that rebel teenage John!
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Nussekanin on September 13, 2012, 06:06:41 AM: Granted! But you're now stuck in that time period for ever! Also, you got to take nothing with you on your time travel, so you're wearing no clothes and have no money.

I wish I didn't have a sore throat..
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Eviecorn on September 13, 2012, 06:44:43 AM: Granted, but the smoothness of your throat leads you to think you have the greatest voice known to mankind, so you stand in line for X Factor auditions. You talk a big game about your talent, and then you deliver a glass-shattering, ear-stabbing rendition of Whitney Houston's "Greatest Love of All". Simon Cowell instantly turns you into salt.

XD

I wish it was Friday already!
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: BlueChaos on September 13, 2012, 03:50:35 PM: It's Friday all right, TGI Friday's. and all they have to eat are overpriced, overcooked steaks and chicken. It's like eating jerky. And the drinks are watered down too.

I wish I had a new TV.
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Flutterwonder13 on September 13, 2012, 04:48:12 PM: Granted, but that TV has a glitch that makes it only show episodes of "Keeping Up With The Kardashians"

I wish I didn't have to go to school tomorrow.
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: hyenacub on September 13, 2012, 05:30:20 PM: Granted! instead, you get arrested on a false charged, and have to work on a chain gang all day. XD

Iiiiiii wish.....hm. I wish that the carpet in my basement that I want to pull out would extract itself and carry itself to the dump.
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: LeighAnnApanites on September 13, 2012, 06:21:45 PM: Granted, but they take all the other textiles (curtains, blankets, cushions, etc . . .) with them.

I wish stupid people weren't stupid.
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Flutterwonder13 on September 13, 2012, 07:22:02 PM: Granted, now everyone is a genius except you. You have become a social outcast because of you're suddenly stupid in the eyes of everyone else, so you lose your job and end up living in a cardboard box full of ponies.
Too far? Nah.

I wish I didn't have to wear a retainer in order for my teeth to stay straight. >_<
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Vampasaurus on September 13, 2012, 07:29:18 PM: Granted, no more retainer. Now you have to wear giant head gear instead. ouch.

I wish my screen door would fix itself.
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: ZennaBug on September 13, 2012, 07:35:40 PM: Your screen door fixes itself, but becomes so advanced that it takes over the world and enslaves all humans on the planet!

I wish I didn't have to cook my own dinner tonight.
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Flutterwonder13 on September 13, 2012, 07:46:19 PM: Granted! A bum that hasn't showered in five years breaks into your house and cooks it for you without washing his hands, and the food is expired. You end up with a variety of diseases. (I think the more I play, the crueler I get.)

I wish I didn't have to wake up at so dang early.
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: hyenacub on September 13, 2012, 08:12:11 PM: Granted...now you NEVER wake up--because you're DEAD! BUAHAHAHA

I wish that I had the use of the Force.
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: xeevee on September 13, 2012, 08:18:27 PM: granted, but it corrupts you, and you become a sith, and then the Jedi blow up your death star.

I wish someone nice would come and assemble my bed for me.
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Sky_Rocket_Sammie on September 13, 2012, 10:55:44 PM: Sure I'll come play ponies. :)

Granted. But I'm missing half my tool box, so it's duct taped together. With super glue.

I wish I didn't have homework due Saturday (online class).
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: hyenacub on September 13, 2012, 11:03:47 PM: DAMN JEDI! D< They broke my Death Star. :c
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Ariadna on September 14, 2012, 10:44:40 AM: Granted! No homework due on Saturday, but there will be homework due every single day for the rest of your life!

I wish my partner didn't snore so dang loud!
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: FlitterRose on September 14, 2012, 12:17:33 PM: Why did I came here so late?This is super fun!

Granted!But now,you start snoring instead :lol:

I wish the school never starts this year!
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: ZennaBug on September 14, 2012, 07:44:02 PM: Granted, school doesn't start this year! Or ever again. You wander the world without an education and can't get a job. :(

I wish I was an amazing cook!
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: RAMChYLD on September 14, 2012, 10:00:29 PM: Granted. Unfortunately, you end up working for Gordon Ramsay, and he's always yelling at you.

I wish those nightmares of Spot leaving me for my ex-boss' son because I'm not good enough for him would stop bothering my sleep every night.
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: FlitterRose on September 15, 2012, 02:46:28 AM: Granted.Now you don't have them anymore,because you got an horrible insomnia and you can't sleep.For months.

I wish I was beautiful. :bateyes:
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Luxrayx on September 15, 2012, 03:35:47 AM: Granted, but now all the [Preferred gender]s in town are after you and won't leave you alone for a second.
I wish my friend would stop throwing my ponies around messing their hair up :c
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: FlitterRose on September 15, 2012, 04:08:53 AM: Quote from: luxrayx on September 15, 2012, 03:35:47 AM
Granted, but now all the [Preferred gender]s in town are after you and won't leave you alone for a second.

All the boys are after me???Cool :lol:
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Ariadna on September 15, 2012, 07:18:39 AM: Granted! But now your friend throws food around your house instead!

I wish my animals cleaned themselves :/
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Luxrayx on September 15, 2012, 09:20:32 AM: Granted, but they use so much soap you can't clean yourself. Smelliness makes you lose all your friends, so you throw out the animals. Police catches you, and due to an odd nonexistent law makes you go in jail. So there.

I wish i could be a pony.
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: FlitterRose on September 15, 2012, 09:23:32 AM: Granted.Now you're pony,but you turn out to be a Ditzy Doo relative and you're totally clumsy.So she's your only friend,but she doesn't talk to you either,because she thinks you ran away.

I wish my boyfriend could finally learn Cheerilee's name,so he would stop calling her ,,The magenta kitty pony with the pigtails'' :sigh:
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: hyenacub on September 15, 2012, 02:39:16 PM: He does learn her name. And to be obnoxious, starts making up all sorts of variations, like chair-lean, and cherry-on-top and cheerleader-y...

I wish that the weather would quit getting cooler. :c
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Flutterwonder13 on September 15, 2012, 04:24:07 PM: Granted! Now it's over 200 degrees in your area.

I wish that we could say :muffin: Pony on these forums, uncensored.
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: hyenacub on September 15, 2012, 05:40:25 PM: Granted. But the second the censor is taken off, everyone starts using it and they use it so much the Arena melts down and explodes. D:

I wish the screen window I put in the living room would have cooperated MUCH better than it did. >:C
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: tulagirl on September 15, 2012, 05:49:23 PM: Granted and that screen window is the only thing left standing without damage after a massive unexpected earthquake hits your area.

I wish my auctions were over and I was the winner and it was all in the mail.
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Eviecorn on September 15, 2012, 05:58:40 PM: Granted, but you ended up paying $250,000. You don't have the cash, so you had to give them your kidney.

I wish this yearbook was finished!
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: spiderwax on September 15, 2012, 08:16:10 PM: Granted, but the book was put together so quickly that you forgot to edit the last few pages, and everyone has red eye.

I wish my power level was over 9000. U.U
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: tsark35 on September 17, 2012, 09:44:23 AM: *will happily play ponies, by the way*
Granted, but you're not a Saiyan...no, you are quite simply the most powerful lightning bug ever. You're quickly caught in a jar and used to light someone's house for days.

I wish I always had exactly enough money on me for whatever I wanted to buy...or, failing that, a nice, pretty female significant other.
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: hyenacub on September 17, 2012, 06:54:02 PM: Granted...in fact you get BOTH! Unfortunately, the female SO takes all of that money and spends it....

I wish that...beer was good for you.
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Eluluu on September 17, 2012, 07:01:16 PM: granted! but its so good for you that your body rejects any other type of food or beverage... making you bleed from your pores whenever you ingest something that isnt beer... and since its STILL beer, youll still get drunk from it, so no more driving and whatnot, you have to walk everywhere... and if your bosses smell alcohol on your breath they still fire you on the spot for drinking on the job.

i wish i had every color of Copic markers... and my stupid hands would finally 'learn' how to use them properly already! (been practicing with the gray pack, i know how to use them i just need to get the feel for it.)
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: spiderwax on September 17, 2012, 07:55:50 PM: Granted! But, before you marker arrives Copic changes the way they make their markers to save money, the quality of the brand dramatically drops, and what you receive would be lucky to pass for crayola quality.

I wish I could find a cheep g4 bait pony in walking pose.
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Flutterwonder13 on September 17, 2012, 08:03:31 PM: Granted! But that G4 pony was run over by an eighteen wheeler and is now as flat as a piece of paper.

I wish it was Friday and not Monday.
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Vampasaurus on September 17, 2012, 08:51:20 PM: Granted, but next week is 10 work days long to make up for it.

I wish that the next person to post's wish would not be corrupted.
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: tsark35 on September 17, 2012, 09:30:45 PM: Fine, but the wishes of the two people after that are going to suffer further corruption...leading to a chain reaction that ends the world on November 27, 2012.
I wish, I wish, I wish...that everyone here had all the ponies they wanted and enough space to store them.
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: hyenacub on September 18, 2012, 02:39:14 AM: I shall not corrupt this wish, keeping in line with the wish you granted, and leading to the END OF THE WOOOOORLD! BUAHAHAHAHAAA!

I wish I was an evil genius. >: D
oh wait...I am.
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: NovelNerd on September 18, 2012, 04:04:24 AM: Granted!...but all of your crazy evil genius ideas shall turn come to nothing. You will simply be known as the evil genius great maker of awesome shelves!....I dunno it's early in the morning cut me some slack.

I wish I wasn't sick anymore. >_<
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: LeighAnnApanites on September 18, 2012, 06:55:10 PM: Granted, but you are so well and healthy that you annoy everyone around you with your radiant enthusiasm for life.

I wish . . . I was courageous enough to do all the things I want to do.
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: spiderwax on September 18, 2012, 07:27:55 PM: Granted, but they turn out to be dull now that you're brave enough to do them.

I wiiiisssh... I could sleep in.
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Eviecorn on September 18, 2012, 09:33:11 PM: Granted ... but you end up sleeping for 20 years. Civilization as you know it has crumbled and the Kardashians rule the free world.

I wish I could marry this 60 degree weather and never let it leave.
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Sky_Rocket_Sammie on September 18, 2012, 10:53:08 PM: Granted, but you soon find 45 degree weather that has your eye. Sorry, your in it for life and can't ditch the ball & chain.

I wish my TV had better sound, everyone has an attack of the mumbles.
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: hyenacub on September 18, 2012, 11:02:52 PM: Granted! Now it's so clear that you can even pick up the subconscious messages...and you discover that aliens have infiltrated human civilization and is in the process of destroying it!!

I wish that I could invent a machine to automatically feed my new garter snake, and clean his cage.
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Sky_Rocket_Sammie on September 18, 2012, 11:38:45 PM: Funny you said that, now PBS is coming in crystal clear. :blink: And it's something I could talk about in my sleep, the ancient Maya.

Anywhoo, ganted but now you've got a anaconda sized snake. From the pampering it got, thanks to that machine.

Wish it was Oct 3rd already, Supernatural season 8 premier.
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: hyenacub on September 19, 2012, 12:32:06 AM: BUAHAHAHA I haz evul powurz!
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: FlitterRose on September 19, 2012, 04:43:16 AM: Granted,but the electricity's out for a few days,so you miss the first episodes of the season.You also lost your calendar and you don't know which day is it,because you can't check anywhere,so you miss relly much from the show.

I wish everybody could appreciate the things I do for them instead of feeling like I'm their property and thinking I should do whatever they say :mad:
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Eviecorn on September 19, 2012, 04:59:08 AM: Aww. I'm not gonna corrupt that one, so I give you this ...

Granted, but now everyone loves and respect you so much that you just don't know what to do with your new-found powers. :hug:

I wish my migraine would just go away.
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Luxrayx on September 19, 2012, 06:12:42 AM: Granted, but now the migraine is sad because you want it gone, so instead you play calming music for it. (Yes, i do know what migraine is :P)

I wish i had a MIP Rapunzel.
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Salli on September 19, 2012, 10:03:07 AM: Granted! But she is stored in a sealed, original box from the factory that you can't see through and if you open it, her value will go down by $500 and you aren't allowed to sell her either.

I wish I was a student at Hogwarts...

(p.s. If Hyenacub is an evil genius with evil powers and an anaconda-sized pet snake, is he Voldemort?)
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: xeevee on September 19, 2012, 11:37:45 AM: granted, but you're placed into Slytherin house, where they find out you're a mudblood, so they tease you mercilessly.

I wish this week would hurry up and end.
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: hyenacub on September 19, 2012, 01:49:14 PM: Granted! This week has ended. But NEXT week, your boss piles on so much work that you never leave the office, and have to work 24/7...

I wish I DID have an anaconda sized snake! And room to house it.

(Am I Voldemort? I WILL NEVER TELL! >: D )
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: MidnightFireflies on September 19, 2012, 04:04:31 PM: Granted! But your giant snake escapes his cage and swallows you whole in the middle of the night!

I wish I could live winter/spring in Texas and summer/fall in Northern Wisconsin :biggrin:
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: xeevee on September 19, 2012, 04:23:36 PM: granted, but thanks to global warming the weather conditions for those places flip so winter in Texas is full of blizzards and summer in Wisconsin is so hot that it becomes a dessert.

I wish that there were magical elves that took care of my house cleaning.
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: spiderwax on September 19, 2012, 05:14:04 PM: Granted, but these elves require you to leave them cream at night. You forget one night, and they become angry, and trash your house, and go on strike.

I wish I was at Youma Con already.
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: NinaMarie on October 04, 2012, 10:26:12 AM: Granted but you arrived a day late missing your favorite part!

I wish the happiest of lives to that lovely lovely person who broke into my bf's house and made off with his Nike Jordan shoe collection...
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: MidnightFireflies on October 05, 2012, 09:32:11 AM: Granted- but the shoes don't fit that lovely person and they trip and fall hitting their head on a freshly urinated fire hydrant whereupon they lie in dog pee for the next 2 hours unconscious.

I wish I could eat potato chips all day and not worry about gaining weight :satisfied:
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: FlitterRose on October 05, 2012, 09:52:48 AM: Granted,but you eat so much potato chips,you get allergic reaction to potatoes :devious:

I wish I could finally go to the brand new super extreme gondola we have this year (the carnival just arrived in our town :dance2: ) and after that get down safe and neat with no damages everytime I get in there :relaxed:
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: xeevee on October 05, 2012, 10:58:17 AM: Quote from: MidnightFireflies on October 05, 2012, 09:32:11 AM
Granted- but the shoes don't fit that lovely person and they trip and fall hitting their head on a freshly urinated fire hydrant whereupon they lie in dog pee for the next 2 hours unconscious.

You fell into her trap! That's what she really wanted!! :silly:

Quote from: FlitterRose on October 05, 2012, 09:52:48 AM
I wish I could finally go to the brand new super extreme gondola we have this year (the carnival just arrived in our town :dance2: ) and after that get down safe and neat with no damages everytime I get in there :relaxed:

Granted, but now anytime you aren't in the gondola you fall and hurt yourself.

I wish I wasn't so broke.
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Emberfly on October 05, 2012, 11:17:24 AM: Granted, but all your new found money must go to charities.

I wish I had an awesome job.
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Sky_Rocket_Sammie on October 05, 2012, 03:37:01 PM: Granted, you have an amazing job. But no free time for anything but said job.

I wish the weather would cool down.
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: FlitterRose on October 06, 2012, 01:42:27 AM: Granted,but with every new day it keeps getting cooler and cooler,til it get so freezing,you can't even get out of your bed.A new ice era starts! :snow:

I wish classes could start Thursday and finish Friday instead of starting Monday and finishing Friday :satisfied:
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Eviecorn on October 06, 2012, 06:56:33 AM: Granted, but now it'll take you 20 years to finish school.

I wish my hair looked better today.
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Flutterwonder13 on October 07, 2012, 10:02:47 AM: Granted, but you end up processing it so much to make it look good you go bald tomorrow.

I wish we could go back to summer weather for awhile.
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Emberfly on October 07, 2012, 10:30:30 AM: Granted, it's summer weather for a bit, but during that time, you've entered menopause early and are suffering from the worst hot flashes imaginable and would do anything for a good snowstorm to cool things off.

I wish I had my own house with lots of room to spread out!
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: FlitterRose on October 07, 2012, 12:29:09 PM: Granted :devious: You get a nice house with big rooms to spread out...but you have mice and cockroaches for roomates and you need to call someone to get rid of them.It costs really,really much,so now you don't have money to put furniture. :devious: :devious: :devious:

I wish I could finally find out am I allergic to bacon or not,because I love it and if it turns out the lack of it was without a reason,it's gonna get pretty scary around here! (Note:I eat a lot,but I don't get fat,I guess it's a gift :lol: )
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: MidnightFireflies on October 07, 2012, 02:26:17 PM: Quote from: xeevee on October 05, 2012, 10:58:17 AM
Quote from: MidnightFireflies on October 05, 2012, 09:32:11 AM
Granted- but the shoes don't fit that lovely person and they trip and fall hitting their head on a freshly urinated fire hydrant whereupon they lie in dog pee for the next 2 hours unconscious.

You fell into her trap! That's what she really wanted!! :silly:

Oh I know! Thats why I made it a good one!
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: NinaMarie on October 08, 2012, 09:44:33 AM: Quote from: MidnightFireflies on October 07, 2012, 02:26:17 PM
Quote from: xeevee on October 05, 2012, 10:58:17 AM
Quote from: MidnightFireflies on October 05, 2012, 09:32:11 AM
Granted- but the shoes don't fit that lovely person and they trip and fall hitting their head on a freshly urinated fire hydrant whereupon they lie in dog pee for the next 2 hours unconscious.

You fell into her trap! That's what she really wanted!! :silly:

Oh I know! Thats why I made it a good one!

Muhaha yes I appreciate it!

Quote from: FlitterRose on October 07, 2012, 12:29:09 PM
I wish I could finally find out am I allerfic to bacon or not,because I love it and if it turns out the lack of it was without a reason,it's gonna get pretty scary around here! (Note:I eat a lot,but I don't get fat,I guess it's a gift :lol: )

Granted, Turns out you are NOT allergic to bacon and you may indulge in it to your heart's content. Sadly you've lost your ability to not get fat from it...

I wish I didn't have such a pile of shipping to do at work
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Kiernan on October 08, 2012, 10:38:57 AM: Oh, I love this game!! I used to play it all the time on another forum, until everyone got all their wishes out, and never came around anymore... Oh well, it's here now.

Granted, you haven't such a pile of shipping to do at work, because you got fired. Happy job hunting!!

I wish my Walmart carried MLP blind bags.
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Emberfly on October 08, 2012, 11:00:45 AM: Granted, your Wal-Mart carries MLP blind bags but some got there before you and stole all the ponies out of them, leaving the empty bags behind. Due to the high theft, said Wal-Mart stops stocking ponies all together.

I wish I was slim.
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: hyenacub on October 08, 2012, 08:18:23 PM: Granted! But the next time you walk over a sewer grate, you fall through! O_o

(Watch out for the alligators.)

I wish that I didin't have freaking allergies.
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Dyzarktarzk on October 08, 2012, 08:42:17 PM: Granted, but now you can't interact with the rest of the world.

I wish my **** thesis would finish itself without me having to worry about it.
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Sky_Rocket_Sammie on October 08, 2012, 10:35:32 PM: Granted but that **** thesis after being turned in. Turns around and takes over your life, it has a life of its own (insert Jaws theme).

I wish my sore toe would stop hurting (eyes it).
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: foalpatrol on October 09, 2012, 01:26:11 AM: Granted, your toe doesn't hurt because your foot has been amputated.

I wish I had a pet zebra that I could ride.
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Kiernan on October 09, 2012, 10:09:35 AM: Granted, but after saying, "It is unwise to venture down this road. Your actions will make my anger explode!" seh bucks you off, because Zecora doesn't like being treated that way.

I wish more people at work understood my sense of humour.
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Luxrayx on October 09, 2012, 10:26:44 AM: Granted, but only one more.
I wish those gorgeous fakies had less creepy eyes D:
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: BlueChaos on October 09, 2012, 10:32:42 AM: Granted. Now they have no eyes at all.

I wish someone would bathe my dogs for me.
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Eviecorn on October 09, 2012, 10:34:45 AM: Granted ... but you've seen Dumb and Dumber, right? XD

I wish my stomach would feel better so I could go on my Thai food date tonight.
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: FlitterRose on October 09, 2012, 10:48:47 AM: Granted,but when you get ot of your house to go to the date,it starts raining heavily.And it's raining hail too,ice cubes as huge as eggs and the rain lasts 19 hours,so your plans are ruined. :devious:

I wish I could find my lost ,,Hey Arnold-the movie'' video.I know it's somewhere in my house and it's just not the same when you watch the movie in you tube ^^;
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Luxrayx on October 09, 2012, 10:58:31 AM: Granted, but it's broken.
I wish i could have more shelves :c
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Dyzarktarzk on October 09, 2012, 11:45:50 AM: Granted, but now you don't have space to put them =3

I wish I didn't have an exam tomorrow -.-
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Emberfly on October 09, 2012, 08:33:59 PM: Granted, but that's because the exam was today and you missed it, thereby needing to retake the entire class due to your failing grade.

I wish my fish would clean his own darn bowl and the house while he's at it.
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Dyzarktarzk on October 09, 2012, 09:05:32 PM: Granted. But now all your house is yous fish tank!!!

I wish I could find my usb ipod cable =P
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Souffaloufagous on October 09, 2012, 09:10:54 PM: Granted, but in the process of looking for it, you loose your iPod in a blackhole (don't ask questions :P) and you have to go buy a new one.

I wish I had bought the textbook I needed for homework, instead of thinking I bought it and realizing the night before the reading was due that I hadn't in all the confusion of buying 30+ books. I feel like such an idiot!
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Kiernan on October 09, 2012, 10:51:43 PM: Granted, you have the notebook, but now you've forgotten what it was you needed it for. Oh, Woe is you!! Of all the things that could have happened, this is the worst possible thing!!

I wish I had the opportunity to be nicer.
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: FlitterRose on October 10, 2012, 04:37:10 AM: (Aw,I don't really wanna corrupt that wish :( ,so I'm gonna make a not-so-bad corrupting) Granted,but all the other people won't realize you got nicer,so it will take them for awhile to realize it and start behaving with you like a better peson and the results of your change will show up later than you think.

I wish...I DK,I just wish everybody a nice day :biggrin:
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Eviecorn on October 10, 2012, 07:15:49 AM: Granted, but everyone has a nicer day than you and you grow bitter for it.

I wish I was going somewhere exciting today.
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: BlueChaos on October 10, 2012, 08:50:46 AM: Granted. You're going to prison, isn't that exciting? XD

I wish someone would make dinner for me for a change.
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: RAMChYLD on October 10, 2012, 09:28:30 AM: Granted. Chef Excellence makes you microwaveable pasta for dinner. And it tastes awful! Did he check the expiry date on the tin?

I wish my FurReal Friends Butterscotch could walk. That way, I can save a ton on fuel by fitting her with rechargeable batteries and riding her to work and back, and she'd actually be cool - like a real world but far better looking Giddyup Buttercup!
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Eviecorn on October 10, 2012, 10:06:38 AM: Granted, but then she starts to develop feelings and opinions. She wants you to spend more quality time with her, and she becomes possessive. You can't go out and see your friends or family, and she cries when you leave her to go to the bathroom. Eventually we see you going out to the dumpster with a big, bulging black bag and a look of guilt on your face.

I wish I could find my PS2 ...
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: RAMChYLD on October 11, 2012, 08:34:14 PM: Quote from: Eviecorn on October 10, 2012, 10:06:38 AM
I wish I could find my PS2 ...
Granted. But then you find that it's clock and calendar isn't working anymore and half of your game saves just wouldn't load because of that. You spend the next 6 months looking for a replacement battery because these darn PCR-2432 batteries are rarer than rare

(true story. My PS2 is currently gutted because of said battery, and I'm still looking for a replacement because SCPH-70001 slims use those weirdo PCR-2432s instead of the much more common CR-2432 :( ).

I wish I can go home and take a nap. I left work at midnight yesterday and had to drag myself in at 8 this morning :/
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: FlitterRose on October 21, 2012, 12:22:32 PM: Granted.Now your boss lets you go home and have a day off,but when you go home,an insomnia catches you and you can't sleep,so you're home for nothing.

I wish one of my e-pals friend could cheer up a little :( (One of her American Foxhounds died a week ago and she says she feels awful.We all understand her,don't we?)
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: NoPonySpecial on October 21, 2012, 03:29:35 PM: Oh, how can I corrupt that! That'd be mean! :( Poor girl.

Granted, but she cheers up due to a joke at your expense. But it's worth it to see her smile. :)

I wish my nose didn't run so much!
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: hyenacub on October 21, 2012, 05:31:49 PM: Granted. Your lips do instead. They run off to join the Foreign Legion.

I wish my nose WOULD run--it's stuffed up.
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: gustystarr on October 21, 2012, 05:44:19 PM: Your nose does run but you can't catch it so you end up forever chasing it.

I wish I could live in and keep reliveing the decade 1956- 1966 over and over again
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Eviecorn on October 21, 2012, 06:27:53 PM: Granted - but you have to spend them in prison. Federal prison. XD

I wish my dog would stop barking at random cats walking around in our neighborhood.
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: hyenacub on October 21, 2012, 07:48:13 PM: Granted. Now he humps them instead, and you have all sorts of little mutant cat/dog hybrids running around. This unnatural creature mutates and starts the Apocalypse.

I wish that my Dark Fanart for October was already done.
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Eviecorn on October 21, 2012, 09:05:14 PM: Quote from: hyenacub on October 21, 2012, 07:48:13 PM
Granted. Now he humps them instead, and you have all sorts of little mutant cat/dog hybrids running around. This unnatural creature mutates and starts the Apocalypse.

Catdog! Catdog! Alone in the world is a little catdog!
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: RAMChYLD on October 21, 2012, 11:13:37 PM: Quote from: hyenacub on October 21, 2012, 07:48:13 PM
I wish that my Dark Fanart for October was already done.
Granted. But you save it into your USB flash drive, and then found that the flash drive was broken and your work is lost.

I wish my iPad could get the iOS6 upgrade :(
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: FlitterRose on October 22, 2012, 04:59:33 AM: Quote from: Eviecorn on October 21, 2012, 09:05:14 PM
Quote from: hyenacub on October 21, 2012, 07:48:13 PM
Granted. Now he humps them instead, and you have all sorts of little mutant cat/dog hybrids running around. This unnatural creature mutates and starts the Apocalypse.

Catdog! Catdog! Alone in the world is a little catdog!

Spoiler
Out on the road or back in town,all the little critters put Catdog down XD

Yay,more Catdog comunity :party:
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: PaintedHooves on October 22, 2012, 06:05:12 AM: Quote
I wish my iPad could get the iOS6 upgrade

Granted but you crack the screen and can't use it anymore.

I wish I had all the Applejacks!
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Salli on October 22, 2012, 08:32:25 AM: Granted! But it's the cereal >_< not the pony

I wish chocolate burned fat
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Vampasaurus on October 22, 2012, 09:18:06 AM: granted, but now everything else has 4x as much fat

I wish I never had to sleep
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: FlitterRose on October 27, 2012, 03:45:10 AM: Granted,but now you're so tired,you're barely standing on your feet.And you can't get a nice break,because you can't go to sleep.You never sleep,remember :biggrin:

I wish I could choose between MH Rochelle,Venus and Dead Tired Clawdeen.I just can't choose between those three,which one to buy :argh:
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: NinaMarie on October 29, 2012, 09:37:31 PM: Granted, you've made your decision but once you make it to the store all three of them are no longer available.

I reeally wish I hadn't put off writing this stupid statistical analysis paper until the day it was due.
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: hyenacub on October 29, 2012, 09:50:36 PM: Congrats! You turned it in the very same day it was assigned and got a big fat F because you only spend fifteen minutes on it.

I wish it was nice and WARM outside!
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: bladed on October 30, 2012, 03:58:46 AM: Granted, but it is only warm for 15 minutes :P

I wish I had a better iPod..
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Mysticolt on October 30, 2012, 07:15:48 AM: Granted, but it's a self-aware iPod that takes over the world and creates an army of Terminators.

I wish Hasbro made better pony playsets
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Vampasaurus on October 30, 2012, 08:25:49 AM: Granted, but they are always released exclusively to New Zealand, and they cost 100s of dollars to buy and ship anywhere else.

I wish I had an endless supply of Dolly Hair for my customs.
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned \"Corrupt a Wish\" Game
Post by: Honey Bunches on October 30, 2012, 08:40:51 AM: Granted. But now there's not a drop of paint to be had anywhere and all of your perspective customs have cancer.

I wish I had maid.

Post Merge: October 30, 2012, 09:24:17 AM

Quote from: Honey Bunches on October 30, 2012, 08:40:51 AM
Granted. But now there's not a drop of paint to be had anywhere and all of your perspective customs have cancer.

Except... this makes me sad to think about. So I make you you paint out of clay and plants and now all of your customs are beautiful, but smell like boiled beets.
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Flutterwonder13 on October 30, 2012, 01:32:34 PM: Granted, but your new maid is very sneaky and end up stealing half of your stuff, including your collection!

I was I didn't have to swim in gym class. :(
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: bladed on October 30, 2012, 01:37:33 PM: Quote from: Flutterwonder13 on October 30, 2012, 01:32:34 PM
Granted, but your new maid is very sneaky and end up stealing half of your stuff, including your collection!

I was I didn't have to swim in gym class. :(
Granted, but only if you entertain the teacher for a whole hour first.

I wish my eye stopped getting irritated.
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Honey Bunches on October 30, 2012, 03:03:24 PM: Granted. But now everyone around you gets irritated and you have nobody left to play ponies with.

I wish I could sew.
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: hyenacub on October 30, 2012, 03:58:11 PM: Mysticolt--I was thinking of corrupting that wish the same way LOL

Granted! You can sew. You go mad with it. You get so obsessed that you turn into this: http://cdn.springboard.gorillanation.com/storage//upl_images/scene_9_r4_grd26_01326.jpg

I wish I could think of something awesome to do for my birthday.
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: bladed on October 31, 2012, 05:40:11 AM: Granted! You now can do nothing else apart from eat, sleep, drink, move, breathe and go to work for the next 5 years because your birthday was so mind blowing-ly awesome.

I wish my foot would stop hurting!
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: FlitterRose on October 31, 2012, 05:48:19 AM: Granted.Now your tooth hurts instead.

I wish I could photosynthetic insted of eating real food (don't ask me why,the answer is complicated ^^; )
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: PaintedHooves on October 31, 2012, 05:50:35 AM: Quote
Granted.Now your tooth hurts instead.

I wish I could photosynthetic insted of eating real food (don't ask me why,the answer is complicated )

Granted! But you turn green and go into a dormant state on rainy days :P

I wish the laundry would do itself...
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: bladed on October 31, 2012, 09:24:29 AM: Granted. The laundry then takes over the world.

I wish my sister would stop drinking energy drinks all the time! Their all shes drunk since Friday! ( I love it but I am not addicted. Not as much as her. She has 3 a day sometimes and I have one every 2 days :/ )
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: hyenacub on October 31, 2012, 11:29:14 PM: --Granted! You now can do nothing else apart from eat, sleep, drink, move, breathe and go to work for the next 5 years because your birthday was so mind blowing-ly awesome--

lol I wish.... XD
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: bladed on November 03, 2012, 02:29:21 AM: NUUU don't die thread :/
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Luxrayx on November 03, 2012, 02:42:49 AM: Granted, but now you're addicted.

I wish the crystal empire Rainbow Dash's symbol was on the other side.
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Honey Bunches on November 03, 2012, 08:27:59 PM: Granted. But your feet simultaneously change sides too.

I wish diaper would change themselves.
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: hyenacub on November 03, 2012, 08:43:13 PM: Granted! they change into ogres and eat the person who wished this wish. >: D

I wish I was ahead on NaNoWriMo! D<
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Honey Bunches on November 04, 2012, 12:38:49 PM: Granted. But now you smell like cheese.

I wish I wasn't inside this ogre.

Annd... I wish I knew what NaNoWriMo was.
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: hyenacub on November 04, 2012, 07:57:48 PM: :lmao:

Agreed! you're not in an ogre because he vomited you out. And orge vomit is vile beyond belief.

Also granted...you know what it is, and now have an instiable urge to join the madness.

lol NaNoWriMo is short for NAtional NOvelWRIting MOnth. It's basically a orldwide challenge for people to write 50,000 ords in a month. Craxy but doable. If you like to write, check out nanowrimo.org c:
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: NinaMarie on November 07, 2012, 12:12:08 PM: Because Hyenacub seems to have forgotten to make a wish he will suddenly be overrun by a herd of wish corrupting fakies and when anyone in the household has the slightest wishful thought it is corrupted and granted.
:throw: oooOOOoooo fear the wrath of a broken thread.....

I wish hadn't been lame at my last ATC swap sending a late card..
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: hyenacub on November 07, 2012, 12:27:22 PM: ARGH Remind me not to forget to make a wish agaiN! O_O
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Princess-Sparkles on November 08, 2012, 02:08:34 AM: Quote from: NinaMarie on November 07, 2012, 12:12:08 PM
Because Hyenacub seems to have forgotten to make a wish he will suddenly be overrun by a herd of wish corrupting fakies and when anyone in the household has the slightest wishful thought it is corrupted and granted.
:throw: oooOOOoooo fear the wrath of a broken thread.....

I wish hadn't been lame at my last ATC swap sending a late card..

Granted, but the card would get lost in the mail.

I wish my tafe course was finished.
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Honey Bunches on November 08, 2012, 08:17:39 AM: Granted. However, you now have a degree in nose-picking.

I wish I could design a website (that works)!!!
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: bladed on November 08, 2012, 11:02:49 AM: Quote from: Honey Bunches on November 08, 2012, 08:17:39 AM
Granted. However, you now have a degree in nose-picking.

I wish I could design a website (that works)!!!
Granted. You become code drunk in the process.

I wish Christmas wasn't a "wake-up-at-6am-day" for me! ( >)< )
(..... though it does mean present rattle tiem)
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: gustystarr on November 08, 2012, 03:41:11 PM: Granted it's now a wake up at one in the morning event.

I wish I hadn't scruffed my saddle shose up yesterday, and that I knew how to quote things from other pages :huh:.
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: hyenacub on November 08, 2012, 04:58:43 PM: Agreed...you scuffed up your nose instead. (Not sure how you managed that!)

To quote, you put [ quote ] at the beginning (without the spaces) and [ /quote ] at the end, also without the spaces. C: Or if you just want to quote one person, hit the "quote" button on the top right of the post.

I wish my jaw wasn't sore.
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Honey Bunches on November 08, 2012, 05:56:06 PM: <ching> GRANTED! Your jaw feels great. But, now it's wired shut and all you can do is mumble, make twisted faces to communicate and sip pureed root vegetables through a straw.

I wish this game would go on FOREVER.
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: FlitterRose on November 10, 2012, 12:13:02 PM: Granted. Imagine all of us 40 years later, still trying to think of a way to corrupt someone else's wish.
But you forgot to pay the electricity bills and you're broke.You only have money for food, so you miss the whole game. It stills lasts forever, though ;)

And now, I wish my ex-boyfriend could stop lying me how now he lives on his own, he got rich and he bought himself his own house and blah-blah only to impress me. I know he's lying, I'm totally NOT interested and I have a new BF now. :poke: :sneaky:
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: MidnightFireflies on November 27, 2012, 10:28:24 AM: Granted, but now he stalks you instead of talking your ear off about how great he's doing now. You spend your nights peering out between closed drapes and never leave your house. >_<

I wish my dad would quit treating me like a 12 year old child (I'm 28)
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Luxrayx on November 27, 2012, 10:44:37 AM: Granted. He now treats you as a 10 year old.
I wish Hasbro would listen.
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: NinaMarie on December 01, 2012, 10:54:19 AM: Granted. Hasbro listens, but not to you or any sensible fans they listen to the person that tells them no one is interested in background characters and they never make toys of anyone but the mane 6 :cry:

I wish I could get pony customizing out of my head, as I have no time to try it anyway.
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: hyenacub on December 03, 2012, 05:04:49 AM: Granted/ BUt to forget ponies, you have to take up World of Warcraft, and now it takes all of your time going on quests and whatever other madness the WoW players engage in XD

I wish I wasn't flatulent. O_o
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Honey Bunches on December 03, 2012, 04:07:59 PM: :lol: Oh Cubby - They have Beano for that!

Granted. You will never be flatulent again. Instead, you will stink of garlic.

I wish someone would come and cook a gourmet dinner for my family every Monday evening!
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: NinaMarie on December 03, 2012, 04:19:03 PM: Quote from: hyenacub on December 03, 2012, 05:04:49 AM
Granted/ BUt to forget ponies, you have to take up World of Warcraft, and now it takes all of your time going on quests and whatever other madness the WoW players engage in XD

I wish I wasn't flatulent. O_o

Noooooo I used to be one of those people! It invaded my dreams and everything! Trying to turn my hobby of crocheting into a business helped pull me out. I still hear it faintly calling to me *shudders*

Quote from: Honey Bunches on December 03, 2012, 04:07:59 PM
:lol: Oh Cubby - They have Beano for that!

Granted. You will never be flatulent again. Instead, you will stink of garlic.

I wish someone would come and cook a gourmet dinner for my family every Monday evening!

Granted! But the expense means you'll be washing dishes for a catering company at least half the week

I wish I wasn't so behind on producing Christmas items for my etsy shop. No extra gift buying money for me :(
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: hyenacub on December 03, 2012, 04:51:46 PM: BUAHAHHA I am evil. and LOL Yay Beano!
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Psivampyr on December 04, 2012, 12:52:07 PM: I wish I wasn't so behind on producing Christmas items for my etsy shop. No extra gift buying money for me :(
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Granted- You do more then you expected and they sell really fast, making much profit!
But all that is left to buy in all the stores for people for gifts is toilet seat covers.

I wish I didn't have trouble with math
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: NinaMarie on January 04, 2013, 11:29:26 AM: Granted! You are a math genious at the expense of your artistic talents

Wish my sister lived closer

Must revive awesome thread!
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: hyenacub on January 04, 2013, 01:31:14 PM: Granted...she lives in the same room as you and you fight constantly over the shrinking available space in said room. >:D

I wish it was spring already.
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Eviecorn on January 04, 2013, 01:49:32 PM: Granted, but that time shift caused the earth to spin way out of orbit and everyone has now frozen to death. Way to go! XD

I wish I had some chips.
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: NinaMarie on January 04, 2013, 02:11:53 PM: Granted! They are stale..

Wish I moved faster and got more accomplished
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: nuttertasha on January 05, 2013, 03:24:44 AM: granted but now you age to fast as well and everything you get done is done wrong and backwards

i wish i had moved already
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: kaninchen on January 05, 2013, 07:56:39 AM: granted.

you've moved. but something's gone wrong with your new place. a water main burst! so now it's all flooded and you have to live in a motel 6 for 28 days while they fix it.

i wish i spoke russian.
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Sukeile on January 05, 2013, 10:43:17 AM: Granted!
You can speak it fluently, but you can no longer understand what anyone else is saying.

I wish I could stay home and be lazy this whole month!
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Pheasant on January 05, 2013, 10:45:23 AM: Quote from: Sukeile on January 05, 2013, 10:43:17 AM
Granted!
You can speak it fluently, but you can no longer understand what anyone else is saying.

I wish I could stay home and be lazy this whole month!

Granted! But now you can never have a day off from anything ever again.

I wish that my bedroom would clean itself. XD
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: nuttertasha on January 05, 2013, 12:01:52 PM: granted but the rest of the world is an untidy mess

i wish i could fly
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: hyenacub on January 05, 2013, 07:40:38 PM: Granted! But you fly too close to the sun and pull an Icarus.

I wish my neck didn't hurt today. >C
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Gothic_Redemption on January 05, 2013, 07:51:43 PM: Poof! It no longer hurts because you have contracted leprosy and your nerve cells in your neck are dying. Soon it will reach your spinal cord.

I wish someone would contact me about my Wanted thread.
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: melipuffles on January 05, 2013, 08:47:47 PM: Quote from: Gothic_Redemption on January 05, 2013, 07:51:43 PM
Poof! It no longer hurts because you have contracted leprosy and your nerve cells in your neck are dying. Soon it will reach your spinal cord.

I wish someone would contact me about my Wanted thread.

Granted! But they're only contacting you to let you know they've got what you're looking for, but aren't selling it, and just want to rub it in.

I wish I had a muffin!
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Mkia on January 05, 2013, 09:30:23 PM: Granted, but the muffin is made of nuts and bolts.

I wish I had a zebra.
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: kaninchen on January 05, 2013, 09:55:07 PM: granted.
your neck doesn't hurt. but you appear to have come down with chicken pox.

...i wish the beach had less sand.
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Sunshine on January 05, 2013, 10:02:51 PM: Granted! The beach now has less sand, but the sand that -was- there is now in your backyard, your car, your house, etc.

I wish I was better at making custom ponies!
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Mkia on January 05, 2013, 10:11:51 PM: Granted, but now no one in the world wants custom ponies so you have no ne to make them for.

I wish I had some chips.
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: foalpatrol on January 05, 2013, 11:48:54 PM: Here are some chips! Go on, take one... not only have they been sitting under my bed for five years, they are also smothered with the world's hottest chilli sauce.

I wish I could play the cello like a pro.
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Trinity on January 06, 2013, 12:02:05 AM: Granted. But the world's supply of cellos have run out, and no one remembers how to make them.

I wish for a lucky cricket in a cage.
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Sukeile on January 06, 2013, 01:36:40 AM: Granted, but the Cricket only brings luck to itself and not to you, with means eventually he gets a lucky break and escapes to freedom, leaving you alone with an empty cage :(

I wish I could finish all my work and obligations really quickly and effectively
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: melipuffles on January 06, 2013, 03:49:27 PM: Quote from: Sukeile on January 06, 2013, 01:36:40 AM
Granted, but the Cricket only brings luck to itself and not to you, with means eventually he gets a lucky break and escapes to freedom, leaving you alone with an empty cage :(

I wish I could finish all my work and obligations really quickly and effectively

Granted! But you finish everything too quickly, have nothing left to do, and feel unfulfilled with your life.

I wish I had a pony...with saddlebags full of money!
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Eviecorn on January 06, 2013, 06:12:58 PM: Granted, but he's stingy and insists on going dutch.

I wish my tooth was fixed.
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Hunter-Rose on January 07, 2013, 11:43:02 AM: Granted, but your entire bottom jaw falls out.

I wish Justin Bieber fans would stop over-reacting at the littlest things.
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: melipuffles on January 07, 2013, 12:51:31 PM: Quote from: Hunter-Rose on January 07, 2013, 11:43:02 AM
Granted, but your entire bottom jaw falls out.

I wish Justin Bieber fans would stop over-reacting at the littlest things.

Granted, but you have to listen to nothing but Justin Bieber albums for the rest of your life.

I wish I could lose 10 pounds and be back to my normal weight!
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Flutterwonder13 on January 07, 2013, 01:46:29 PM: Granted, someone has hacked off your leg. That's an easy ten pounds! :P

I wish I didn't have to take finals.
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Hunter-Rose on January 07, 2013, 02:30:17 PM: Granted, you now have to go to school for the rest of your life.

I wish I had a Danny Worsnop to cuddle up to in bed. (I also wish my 'I' key wasn't so sticky)
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: NinaMarie on January 07, 2013, 03:56:30 PM: Guess what! Someone left you amazing life sized stuffed Danny Worsnop doll at your door! Oh wait it IS Danny Worsnop horror movie people turned to dolls style. Eeep

I wish my urge to snack all the time would stop
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: EminentZephyr on January 11, 2013, 07:05:01 AM: Granted, your urge to snack all the time is gone, but now you find the taste of ALL food completely and utterly repulsive and you never want to eat now, and it's hard to keep anything down.

I wish whoever stole the garden gnomes out of my front garden, has the heart to return them back to me safely in the condition they were in before. And they don't take anything else! >;( and nobody else does either.
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Irkencat on January 11, 2013, 07:41:16 AM: Granted, but when the garden gnomes retured they came with a mystical spell which turned them alive, and then moved back to the secret gnome land far far away XD

I wish that I had an intresting and creative fun job.
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Ariadna on January 11, 2013, 08:38:21 AM: Granted! Your job is indeed very interesting! You are a mortuary make up artist, you get to be creative putting make up on the dead before they are displayed in front of family and friends who wish them farewell. You also find this strangely fun :P

I wish someone else would pack my belongings for me while I move house.
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Dainty on January 11, 2013, 09:08:53 AM: Granted! Someone packed your belongings, but they packed them like a bad ebay seller who doesn't care if the items get to their destination in one piece! :silly:

I wish.... I wish I had a sandwich :j
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Domingo on January 11, 2013, 09:15:39 AM: Granted, but it's a dirty socks sandwich, and it's also the only food for millions of miles.

I wish I had a girlfriend.
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: FlitterRose on January 11, 2013, 09:57:52 AM: Granted! You have a wonderful girlfriend now - pretty, understanding and nice. But she's the daughter of Slenderman and Mileena (somehow they met and married)

I wish everyone would stop saying that The Fray is a stupid band and such nonsence as ,,Boring and long songs without any sence" -_-
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: kaninchen on January 11, 2013, 01:09:24 PM: granted. everyone has stopped saying that because the fray instead has someone stopped existing completely. they instead say, who?

i wish the giant elephant seal i'm monitoring would go back in the damned water!
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Ariadna on January 11, 2013, 01:13:30 PM: Granted! The giant elephant seal goes back into the water but only for a brief moment, it comes back out immediately finds a nice place to rest and takes a long nap.

I wish it wasn't so hot and humid today :/
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Sukeile on January 14, 2013, 01:14:10 AM: Granted! It is now freezing cold and the air is so dry it makes you cough every time you breathe in.

I wish I had normal and healthy sleeping schedule.
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Charmer on January 14, 2013, 01:34:08 AM: Granted, however, you sleep during all of your faverite tv show and whenever something importand happens you're having a "healthy sleep".

I wish out cat didn't keep us up at nights!
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: EminentZephyr on January 14, 2013, 07:24:07 AM: Granted, your cat no longer keeps you up at nights. Instead, it appears he has ran off, to live happily ever after with cat friends in the wild.

I wish guests knew when they are overstaying their welcome... -_____-
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Sukeile on January 17, 2013, 02:28:04 AM: Granted, anyone who visits you can now instantly read your mind!
Of course this is so awkward and uncomfortable for everyone that you just decide to never invite anyone ever again and live the rest of your life isolated and alone.

I wish I was a Mermaid living in warm tropical waters :)
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: gustystarr on January 17, 2013, 04:03:01 AM: Granted now your a mermaid in a tropical sea, but some fishermen accidentaly catch you and take you back to the mainland to do reaserch on you.
(I know I read way to many mermiad stories.)

I wish I didn't have to get up so early (sighs)
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: NinaMarie on January 17, 2013, 10:14:40 AM: Granted! You don't have to get up early anymore because you are now in a coma!

Hmm my last few wish grantings have been dark..

I wish I could find the Monster High CAM I want so i can play with it and get it out of my system. (kinda just want a doll so I can crochet clothes for it)
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Charmer on January 20, 2013, 12:29:25 PM: Granted, but there is a mistake and it's actually a real monster you now have and before you can send it back it eats you for dinner!

I wish it wasn't quite so cold in here right now.
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Flutterwonder13 on January 20, 2013, 12:35:40 PM: Granted, it's now so hot all your ponies melt!

I wish my teachers would just put up the results from finals. -_-
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: roselalonde on January 20, 2013, 06:41:32 PM: Granted, but your teachers post them all on Facebook and then make fun of you.

I wish I had some Popeye's chicken right now.
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Sukeile on January 21, 2013, 02:38:16 AM: Granted, Literally!
You now have a chicken that gets amazingly strong from eating spinach!
Unfortunately he's also super mean and beats you and everyone else up if they try to get too close.

He also smokes a pipe.

I wish all my boring old clothes would transform so that they look new and beautiful!
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Charmer on January 22, 2013, 01:34:45 AM: Granted, but you're working as a night time toilet cleaner for almost no money and you never get to see where any of the "magic" happens at all.

I wish I could act better than I can on film.
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: NinaMarie on January 25, 2013, 11:37:18 AM: Granted, you are the most talented actor alive! So famous and so many movie and show offers! Sadly you get into the "party" lifestyle of late night parties, booze, and drugs. Your promising career is cut short due to an overdose.

I wish I had a tasty snack right now
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Flutterwonder13 on January 25, 2013, 01:45:09 PM: Granted, but that's the only thing you'll eat this week.

I wish I could stop being so anxious.
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: gustystarr on January 25, 2013, 02:43:17 PM: Granted but now you never worry so you become so carefree no one can count on you.

I wish I had a nicer turntable.
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: NinaMarie on January 28, 2013, 10:29:05 AM: Granted! You got a brand new turntable delivered to your door! Oh wait it's one of those lazy susan tabletop turning things. Darn what a mixup.

I wish I had a better place to display my ponies
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Sukeile on January 28, 2013, 11:09:59 AM: Granted, I'm giving you a beautiful brand new pony room!
Unfortunately for you, it's located in my home so you have to send all of your ponies to me and can only come and visit them by flying to Sweden =P

I wish I had the power of teleportation, so I could travel anywhere for free!
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Eviecorn on January 28, 2013, 11:13:50 AM: Granted, but it has to take you through the sewer system to get there. Enjoy your poop bath. XD

I wish he'd text me back something good!
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Domingo on January 28, 2013, 02:23:31 PM: Granted! His next text literally reads "something good". *gets pelted with eggs and tomatoes*

I wish I passed all my college courses with perfect scores! (This one just screams to be corrupted :P)
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Flutterwonder13 on January 28, 2013, 04:42:27 PM: Granted, but your major has been changed so you receive a degree in the most ridiculously useless area you can think of.

I wish summer was here.
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Sukeile on January 29, 2013, 02:08:36 AM: Granted! Because of Global warming, summer arrives early!
Unfortunately too fast for any of the plant life to actually catch up so crops across the world wilt instantly.
There's food shortage as well as some random floods from all those melting glaciers...on the plus side though, you get to see a polar bear swim by :)

I wish I had some sort of musical talent!
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Charmer on January 29, 2013, 07:35:32 AM: Granted, you are now one of the worlds best armpit farters and can play almost any tune you desire.

I wish I was the most intellegent person on Earth!
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: mul-ta on January 29, 2013, 10:49:13 AM: Granted, you are now the brightest mind on the planet. So bright in fact that you have as much in common with the rest of humankind as the humankind with protozoa. Enjoy the isolation.

I wish I could earn a living as a comic artist.
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: wizzer218 on January 29, 2013, 10:55:00 AM: GRANTED....but everytime you finish one page and start on another the last page vanishes.

I wish I had all the nirvana ponies known to man!...hehe
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: HavACrumpet452 on January 29, 2013, 12:13:05 PM: Oh you do except they're all melted together in a pile

I wish I didn't have to work another day in my life
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: mlp4me on January 30, 2013, 08:34:30 AM: Congratulations! You've just received your first Social Security check. :o) Looks like smooth sailing and couch potatoing from this point on... However after all those deductions you've got enough to buy a gallon of gas and taco at taco bell.

I wish it would stop snowing...
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Charmer on January 31, 2013, 03:19:25 AM: Granted, it starts raining now and doesn't stop. You end up getting flooded and have to move out of your house.

I wish I could speak any launguage known to man.
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Aednatia on January 31, 2013, 09:48:37 AM: Granted you now speak any language known to man, everyone in the world is now deaf and uses sign language.

I wish I could read any language
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: HavACrumpet452 on January 31, 2013, 12:08:42 PM: Granted, you can read any language, but you've now got a type of schitzophrenia that makes you think everybody is against you and all you read are evil things telling you stuff such as go stab yourself and that you you're worthless. What a horrible thing!

I wish I had the ability to heal everything I touch
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Sandra on January 31, 2013, 02:30:13 PM: Granted, but everything you heal is healed only temporarily and dies the following week.

I wish I could have a hot chocolate right now.
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: mlp4me on January 31, 2013, 03:54:11 PM: You got yourself some hot chocolate mmm, it smells chocolately delicious. Unfortunately it's just too hot and you didn't realize it with all those marshmallows on top and you've seared away every taste bud on your tongue. You can't taste food for the next week and a half...

I wish that money grew on trees so I didn't have to work so much!
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Sukeile on February 01, 2013, 01:30:01 AM: Granted, All the trees and plants on earth have now magically grow paper bill leaves and coin fruits!
At first everyone goes crazy trying to harvest it all, until they realize that with such an unlimited supply, money is now pretty useless.
Instead people start trading green leaves or flowers, since there are so few left they have become very valuable.
So few are they in fact that there is barely enough oxygen to keep us alive.
The entire population feel dizzy and tired and just slump down on the ground not able to do anything....so you don't have to work after all :)

I wish I was a master chef!
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Mlphammy on February 02, 2013, 12:15:15 PM: Granted- now the only thing you know how to do is cook.

I wish I had a new laptop!
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: CottonTALE on February 02, 2013, 12:41:08 PM: Granted - Your new laptop is only new on the outside, the rest on the inside is still your old laptop.

I wish I could trade off my G1, G3 and G3.5 Ponies for G4 ponies
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Gothic_Redemption on February 02, 2013, 12:43:26 PM: The whole collection is forcibly traded off for two baity Pinkie Pies.

I wish I had a mermaid BJD, with a good faceup and was indestructible.
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Charmer on February 07, 2013, 02:13:07 AM: Granted, but it's evil and possesed and tries to suck out your brains...if only it wasn't indestructable!

I wish I was able to invent something really usefull for mankind which had not been thought of before.
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: NinaMarie on February 08, 2013, 12:12:25 PM: Granted! You invent the most amazing useful invetion and everyone loves it and buys it! Too bad it leads to the downfall of "western" societys by making them the laziest blobs incapable of doing anything without your new invention.

I wish my contacts were not bothering my eyes right now.
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Eviecorn on February 08, 2013, 02:05:33 PM: Granted ... now they're bothering your tongue. Forever.

I wish my dog's breath wasn't rank.
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: NinaMarie on February 08, 2013, 02:16:44 PM: Granted! Your dog has nice minty fresh breath! Too bad the same can't be said for their now chronic gas. :toot:

I wish I could find the color pencils I needed without having to visit multiple stores
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Hunter-Rose on February 09, 2013, 09:52:58 AM: Granted, now those are the only pencils you can find in a 60 mile radius.

I wish my laptop was fast enough to play Saints Row the Third (I also wish everything was purple in real life :3)
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: CottonTALE on February 09, 2013, 09:57:49 AM: Granted, your computer now is fast enough to play Saints Row 3, so fast that it evolved legs and ran off to go frolic in the purple grass.

I wish people would start to show up for my fursuit meet!
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: NinaMarie on February 09, 2013, 02:19:59 PM: Granted! Everyone is starting to show up but it seems they all forgot their fursuits! That sure defeats the purpose...

I wish my fingers would stop hurting after all the crocheting i've been doing. :cry:
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Domingo on February 10, 2013, 01:59:13 PM: Granted, your fingers no longer hurt! Now it's your stomach that hurts. Looks like you have the trots! :blush:

I wish I had a teleporter.
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Hunter-Rose on February 10, 2013, 02:01:39 PM: Granted, you can only teleport to public loos and baby changing rooms.

I wish I would stop getting sick all the time.
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Eviecorn on February 10, 2013, 02:34:54 PM: Granted ... but now you're the only well person in a post-apocalyptic world filled with infected zombie folks. I know ... it's cliche, but that's what happens.

I wish I could make decisions better.
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: MidnightFireflies on February 10, 2013, 06:49:13 PM: Granted! But now you make decisions SO well now that you make them for other people and everyone thinks you're a little nosy know-it-all! :lol:

I wish I didn't have to pay on my taxes this year... :huh:
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Sqoozh on February 10, 2013, 09:36:18 PM: Granted, but the government only waived them because you agreed to spend the rest of your days on the moon. How's that lack of air working for you?

I wish I could finish all of my Color Theory homework in time.
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Vampasaurus on February 11, 2013, 12:57:06 PM: granted, but that's the only subject you'll turn in on time ever again.

I wish that my car always had a full tank of gas
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Sukeile on February 11, 2013, 01:08:21 PM: Granted, the tank is full of gas...and so is the rest of your car!
It smells awful and you can't very well drive a car smeared in gasoline all over the place.
You try selling it but no one is interested due to the high fire risk.

I wish I could pause and restart time whenever I wished it!
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Eviecorn on February 11, 2013, 02:41:54 PM: Granted ... but every time you pause, a kitten dies. DIES.

I wish I had pizza ...
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Charmer on February 13, 2013, 01:32:06 AM: Granted, you now have the most delicious pizza you could possiably imagine, your mouth is watering at the thought of eatining it...but wait, your friends have heard and they come round and eat it all before you get the chance...what a shame!

I wish my football (soccer) team would start winning premier league titles again!
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: NinaMarie on February 14, 2013, 11:04:08 AM: Granted your team is on a hot streak! Too bad you've gone blind and deaf and can't enjoy it..

I wish my valentine's dessert does not end up a disaster!
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Sukeile on February 14, 2013, 12:34:19 PM: Your wish is my command! Your Valentines dessert does not turn into a disaster....nor is it good or even memorable. It simply exists - nothing more, nothing less.
Well, that was anticlimactic.

I wish I could live in my dream house completely for free without ever having to pay rent or taxes :)
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Sqoozh on February 16, 2013, 09:22:33 AM: Granted - you now live in your Dream House! But it's not just a house; it's a Castle!
In fact, it's the MLP Dream Castle from 1983. You live in it because you are a toy pony. You have no soul and your original owner didn't take care of you very well, and if you ever get out of this attic you might be lucky enough to be found and used as bait. But you may just be thrown out.

I wish I had time to cook more often.
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Charmer on February 18, 2013, 01:37:03 AM: Granted, you cook to your hearts content, but no one will eat your food and you end up having to throw most of it in the bin!

I wish I could hurry up and get to over 1000 autographs!
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: mul-ta on February 18, 2013, 12:38:07 PM: Granted! Your entire collection transforms into 1001 autographs by my grandma. Ever heard about her? She's a farmer-landowner's wife from Western Finland. Cool, eh?

I wish I could take ballet lessons more often.
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: berylliumpone on February 18, 2013, 04:31:03 PM: Granted--But your instructor has turned into a pony...She (or he) falls over whenever she tries to stand on two legs, and can't show you any steps.

I wish I could get better at customizing ponies.
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Sky_Rocket_Sammie on February 19, 2013, 12:19:33 AM: Granted. But you start drawing,sculpting and doodling on every flat surface around you. You house walls, kitchen counters, even the car (or truck) isn't safe.

I wish my left shoulder would stop hurting me. Feels like someone is digging a rusty screwdriver in there.
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Charmer on February 19, 2013, 04:34:21 AM: Granted. Now your right shoulder is hurting you instead.

I wish my fave tv shows didn't ever end and could go on forever and ever.
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Sukeile on February 19, 2013, 05:20:19 AM: Granted! But there are so many shows you now have to keep up with that you don't have time for anything else in your life.
And unfortunately your own time on this earth does not go on forever, and the day before you die all of the shows have major cliffhangers that you never get to see the resolution to! Arrgh!

I wish my body was invulnerable inside and out, so that I never have any headaches or get hurt in clumsy accidents =P
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: berylliumpone on February 19, 2013, 08:58:57 AM: Granted--but scientists have found out about your miraculous condition and you spend the rest of your life being tested in labs.

I wish that I wouldn't space out so much.
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: MidnightFireflies on February 19, 2013, 06:50:06 PM: GRANTED!!!!! But now you pay SO MUCH attention to the things going on around you that you can count how many eyelashes a person has when they are talking to you... :shocked:

I wish I knew if I was going to be living in my current living arrangement for the next year instead of constantly worrying if I'll have to move...
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Charmer on February 21, 2013, 04:43:50 AM: Granted. You find out you have to move out so you aren't worrying about it anymore but since you haven't looked anywhere else you have move in with someone you really hate and they make you do all the chore for rent and you're sleeping on the floor!

I wish money didn't exist anymore as I can never afford to pay bills!
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: berylliumpone on February 21, 2013, 12:55:39 PM: Granted--now it's a trade system. Unfortunately, you don't seem to have anything that anyone wants!

I wish that my wooden-doll-poser-thing ( http://us.123rf.com/400wm/400/400/flippo/flippo0803/flippo080300073/2697952-a-artist-wooden-poser-on-a-white-background-walking.jpg)
was more flexible and realistic.
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Sukeile on February 22, 2013, 05:30:38 AM: Quote from: berylliumpone on February 21, 2013, 12:55:39 PM
Granted--now it's a trade system. Unfortunately, you don't seem to have anything that anyone wants!

I wish that my wooden-doll-poser-thing ( http://us.123rf.com/400wm/400/400/flippo/flippo0803/flippo080300073/2697952-a-artist-wooden-poser-on-a-white-background-walking.jpg)
was more flexible and realistic.

Granted, it can move with ease into any position, and it is SO realistic that people actually think it is a tiny tiny human being that you are keeping as a slave and frocing to do different poses for your own enjoyment.
The world is outraged and you are imprisoned for life.
On the bright side, the doll becomes a famous fashion model and rich beyond belief.....You'd think it'd bail you out, but since it's not actually alive it does not.

I wish I could paint with amazing speed and skill, anything I like at any time.
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Hunter-Rose on February 22, 2013, 06:47:56 AM: Granted. You paint amazing paintings of whatever you want, whenever you want, but not whyever you want. You work in a factory, all of your paintings are sold immediately and you have no choice where they go.

I wish the TV would stop playing dating adverts, maybe I want to be single!
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Sqoozh on February 22, 2013, 08:04:53 AM: Granted, but the TV execs have to replace all that ad space with SOMETHING...so they fill it with wedding planner adverts. <3

I wish I could afford more than two or three ponies per month.
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: gustystarr on February 23, 2013, 09:35:57 AM: granted now you can afford all the ponies in the world so you buy them all! But because you have soo many and not enough room for them all you soon get sick of them. So sick of them you hate them and burn them all in one huge pony bonfire just to get rid of them all.

I wish I hadn't broke my wrist one handed typing sucks :(.
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: MidnightFireflies on February 23, 2013, 08:01:29 PM: GRANTED!!!!!!!!!!! You broke your back instead. You are now a paraplegic for life. :(

I wish I could slap my "Landlord's" son for being a 21 year old SELF-INDUCED(he could change if he wanted to, he's just lazy) social retard. (note: "retard" is being used as the definition states-as one who is hindered. Not meant to be slang)
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Sukeile on February 24, 2013, 01:40:29 AM: Granted! You can slap him all you want!
You should have wished that there would be no consequences for slapping him though, but since you didn't; you get evicted.

I wish I get a pretty custom made pony for my birthday!
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: NinaMarie on February 24, 2013, 12:38:27 PM: Granted! Someone has made you your dream custom for your birthday! Too bad it gets lost in the mail.. :cry:

I wish work would go by fast today.
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Charmer on February 24, 2013, 01:20:59 PM: Granted, as soon as you get into work your boss fires you due to staff cuts. Now you can go home within 5 mins!

I wish I could win an Academy Award (Oscar)!
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: gustystarr on February 24, 2013, 01:38:16 PM: granted but it's for something so humiltating you regret the public going crazy for it.

I wish it was spring already ( I'm not sure if someones said that)
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Charmer on February 25, 2013, 07:39:09 AM: Granted. But it's only Spring for one day and then we have a really hot summer where your air conditioning breaks and you spend the next 6 months turning bright red wishing if was cooler.

I wish I had wings!
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Hunter-Rose on February 25, 2013, 02:18:06 PM: Granted, you have wings, I hope you're only a few grams heavy because those little fly wings can't carry too much.

I wish my phone would actually act smart! Smart phone my bum!
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Eviecorn on February 26, 2013, 07:13:24 PM: Granted. It aced the ACT and graduated magma cum laude from MIT. Now it's a smug little so-and-so and you don't like him as much as you used to.

I wish my heartburn was gone ...
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Charmer on February 27, 2013, 01:17:37 AM: Granted. But the ache moves to your head and you have a migraine for the rest of the week missing vital appointments!

I wish I was more tidy!
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Sukeile on February 27, 2013, 01:49:36 AM: Granted, you now have severe OCD!
You can not rest unless everything around you is spotless and perfectly organized.
It's impossible to go anywhere since no other place than your own home can fulfill this requirement, and if you have guests and they move anything, forget to use a coaster or touch something it causes you crippling panic attacks.

I wish I could skip forward a month and be done with everything I was supposed to be done with by then.
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Eviecorn on February 27, 2013, 04:29:58 PM: Granted, but because you skipped forward in time, the tides changed and now California is under water and Maine is an island. Way to go!

I wish my broccoli casserole turned out better.
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: SourdoughStomper on February 27, 2013, 04:40:04 PM: Granted, but your relatives showed up just now and helped themselves to the whole thing.

I wish I had a steak dinner.
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Eviecorn on February 27, 2013, 08:45:27 PM: Granted, but the magical wish-granting powers that be mistook your request as a "stake" dinner, and now you have a giant block of wood.

I wish for world peace. :P
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Domingo on February 27, 2013, 09:24:42 PM: Granted! But then all the armies of the world are out of a job, and are so ticked-off that they hunt you down and kill you in revenge. Sorry about that. :(

I wish I had ideas for what to wish!
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Hunter-Rose on February 27, 2013, 11:29:46 PM: Granted, you have hundreds of wish ideas. But you can only say one wish at a time! Your life is now dedicated to granting wishes so you can wish more!

I wish my school wasn't so uptight about hair and uniform. I'm bored of natural colours!
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Charmer on March 03, 2013, 11:40:01 AM: Granted, now you're school has no uniform at all and you have to go around naked all day. But hey, never mind, at least you can now style your hair how you want to.

I wish I could watch every movie ever made.
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: CottonTALE on March 03, 2013, 11:41:50 AM: Granted, now that you have seen every single movie ever created... you can't stop talking about them and become a walking-talking spoiler alert.

I wish my landlady wasn't so mean.
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Suineder on March 03, 2013, 07:36:05 PM: Granted, but now your employer is mean and fires you. You can't pay rent to your nice landlady.

I wish I had the skill to perform the music in my head.
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Charmer on March 04, 2013, 08:53:14 AM: Granted, you have the skill to perform but you don't have any instruments to perform on so noone actually knows how skillful you really are!

I wish my job would pay me more money!
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: MistInTheWind on March 04, 2013, 05:13:58 PM: Granted...but it's all in pennies.
I wish I didn't have to run in P.E. anymore.
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: TrixieStix on March 04, 2013, 05:20:26 PM: Granted, you don't have to run in P.E. anymore. Now you have to do the bunny hop in a chain with your P.E. classmates all around the school, with those you wouldn't usually converse or hang out with in front and behind you in the line.

I wish I could breed unicorns in real life.
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Sky_Rocket_Sammie on March 04, 2013, 09:26:38 PM: Granted. But there out for blood and highly aggressive, not the cute hearts/rainbows type.
I wish it would rain more.
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Domingo on March 05, 2013, 06:32:47 AM: Granted! You didn't specify how much more did you want it to rain, though, so now you've brought upon a huge world-destroying flood. Hope you have a big boat handy.

I wish it would snow in the Caribbean!
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Cool.Breeze on March 05, 2013, 08:15:51 AM: Granted, but it's actually just ash from global nuclear fallout, and all that will be left on earth will be cockroaches and IBM keyboards.

I wish every toy I touched turned mint condition in it's box or with the tags!
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Post by: Crowning_Glory13 on March 05, 2013, 11:16:56 AM: Granted but as soon as you touch them they go to other collectors.

I wish that I could be a voice actress on My Little Pony:)
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Sukeile on March 05, 2013, 01:14:40 PM: Granted, but it is for a new character that nobody likes at all.
You get hate mail from strangers and get accused of "ruining the show" just for giving the character a voice.

I wish I had the worlds most delicious milkshake right in front of me right now!
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: silverdragon54 on March 05, 2013, 02:26:05 PM: Granted, but it's behind glass and flanked by armed guards so you can't drink it.

I wish the packages that I'm waiting for would hurry up and get here!
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: MistInTheWind on March 05, 2013, 05:56:59 PM: Granted, they get to you fast, but it's by parachute. You'll have to deal with the packages that are tangled up in a tree before you can open them.

I wish that there would be another season of Firefly or CSI:Miami.
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Hunter-Rose on March 05, 2013, 10:45:32 PM: Granted, there's a new season of both. But when you sit down to watch them you realise the actors have been switched from one show to the other. It involves lots of awkward cross dressing and an even more awkward response from you.

I wish I would stop dreaming about getting stuff that either doesn't exist or costs too much for me to buy in real life.
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Sukeile on March 06, 2013, 01:59:02 AM: ( ^^ Ahh, I miss Firefly too T_T )

Granted! You now only have horrible nightmares!
Instead of dreaming about getting cool stuff you only dream about loosing everything you all ready have :(

I wish the book I'm illustrating will be a bestseller :D
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Eviecorn on March 06, 2013, 05:39:19 AM: Granted, but somehow your name gets left off of the credits and you get nothing from the book sales.

I wish my house cleaned itself.
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Charmer on March 06, 2013, 06:07:47 AM: Granted, but your house becomes self aware and gets OCD from cleaning. It decides that you being in the house makes it more dirty so locks everyone out.

I wish we could meet an alien life form in my lifetime that wasn't evil and didn't try to kill us.
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Sukeile on March 07, 2013, 08:45:17 AM: Granted, unfortunately it was only here for a few moments before earth military killed it for no specific reason.

I wish I found an unclaimed lump of gold in the woods.
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: MistInTheWind on March 07, 2013, 10:16:47 PM: Granted, but as you take it from the woods, it begins to disappear and by the time you reach your house, it's gone; It was leprechaun gold!

I wish that I could know what happened to my Hogwarts acceptance letter.
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Charmer on March 08, 2013, 01:29:47 AM: Granted. Your letter arrives and you've been accepted to Hogwarts. However, when you get there you get put in Slytherin and get picked on 24/7 by Malfoy etc.

I wish I could have a money tree all of my own that grew money was real and accepted in shops etc.
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: CottonTALE on March 08, 2013, 07:42:42 AM: Granted, but you end up growing so much money that it floods your country's currency system into hyper-inflation and your money is now practically worthless.

I wish the prices for crickets was back to normal.
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Charmer on March 13, 2013, 08:48:27 AM: Granted, but you lose your job and can't afford the prices even though they are now lower!

I wish noone ever died!
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Suineder on March 13, 2013, 12:53:16 PM: Granted, no one ever died. The combined mass of every single living thing ever crushes the Earth's surface, reshaping it into a screaming heap of living terror.

I wish Atari games could write themselves!
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Domingo on March 13, 2013, 01:59:20 PM: Granted! Now Pac-Man, Space Invaders and others are self aware and on a rampage to exterminate humanity.

I wish I had a time machine so I could change my past into something better that will make me a better person in the future!
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: gustystarr on March 13, 2013, 02:28:51 PM: Granted but you make the mistake of taking me along and I destory the space time continueim.

I wish I could bike faster.
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Hunter-Rose on March 14, 2013, 12:48:10 AM: Granted, you now bike as fast as humanly possible. Often resulting in not being able to break on time and going straight past your destination. You end up walking anyway.

I wish my belly would stop hurting!
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: CottonTALE on March 14, 2013, 10:07:32 AM: Granted, now everything else starts hurting but your belly.

I wish I could move in faster to a new apartment.
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Charmer on March 20, 2013, 04:20:41 AM: Granted, but it's really grotty and has no power so you have to sit in the dark all day and night and can't wash. There are also cockroaches everywhere.

I wish house prices would drop a little so we could aford a wider range of places!
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: NinaMarie on April 05, 2013, 12:58:43 PM: Granted! House prices have dropped because of the insane bed bug infestation taking over your whole area! Icky!

I wish I would stop procrastinating with this whole finding a better job and insurance thing
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Jinxxy on April 05, 2013, 02:01:44 PM: Granted! Your new job is incredible! But it also houses a large number of animals that you're deathly allergic to!

I wish I could say "No" to this box of cookies....
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Domingo on April 05, 2013, 02:36:20 PM: Granted, you do! However the box is possessed and won't take no for an answer, so it forces itself down your throat.

I wish everything I did was always the right thing no matter what!
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Eviecorn on April 06, 2013, 07:49:31 AM: Granted, but now the rights are all wrong. Down is up, black is white, cats are dogs, the band Train is now good ... you know. XD

I wish I had my best friend here.
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Jinxxy on April 08, 2013, 01:25:01 PM: You have your best friend here, but the gamemaker got confused and thought that by here you meant HERE, so she's staying with me. Odd because I don't know her... >.>

I wish All of my ponies were in super mint condition!
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Charmer on April 09, 2013, 03:05:57 AM: Granted, but someone hears how great your ponies look and they get stolen while you're out.

I wish I didn't get scared of anything!
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: SilkSpun on April 09, 2013, 03:18:11 AM: Granted! You no longer fear death and have no sense of self preservation. You fall into the Grand Canyon on day 2.

I wish I could turn into any animal I wanted!
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Sukeile on April 09, 2013, 03:24:27 AM: Granted, but you not only change your form but also your mind, after turning yourself into a bird to fly you instantly forget ever being human and instead focus on the juicy worm you just found in the mud.

I wish i could afford to move into a nice house.
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: xdartfrogx on April 09, 2013, 11:21:39 PM: Granted.
But it will be nice on the inside- not so much on the outside. Your affordable house is actually a cave in the middle of the Mojave Desert. The toilet will be located in an outhouse behind the Joshua Trees and there is no electricity- meaning no air conditioning for those super hot summer days and no heating for those freezing winter nights. Better consider investing in solar energy!

I wish for a giant aviary, where I have finches of all sorts of colors and sizes (including Green Twinspots!) that live in harmony and sing beautiful tunes.
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Sky_Rocket_Sammie on April 09, 2013, 11:42:20 PM: Granted. Except it's very expensive, caring for all those birds. And the neighbors aren't happy, with all the chirping and the aviary. It messes up their views.

I wish I could play ice hockey (played street hockey when I was a kid, no skates).
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Jinxxy on April 10, 2013, 12:01:07 AM: You can play ice hockey, but everytime you do you start going into ice skating poses and get kicked out..

I wish I would clean my crafting room >.>
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: SeashellnBubbles on April 10, 2013, 04:41:43 AM: Granted, now you have a clean craft room but you can't find anything now!

I wish I hadn't have eaten that.
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Sky_Rocket_Sammie on April 10, 2013, 09:54:20 AM: *strikes pose and falls flat* All I know about figure skates are, they don't have toe picks like hockey skates do. :P

Granted. Now you eat everything you should and that gets boring. No sweets, snacks or junk food. For the rest of your life.

I wish the mid quarter break was longer, it's only two weeks.
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: SeashellnBubbles on April 10, 2013, 08:10:09 PM: Granted. But you can only vacation in your apartment, which has nothing in it...not even a bed.
I wish I were the smartiest person in the whole world!
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Jinxxy on April 10, 2013, 08:27:35 PM: Granted! You're smartypants smart! But now everyone resents you for being WAAAAY the heck smarter than them and you view everyone as a bumbling ape.

I wish I hadn't had so many vodka shots...wooooot!!!
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Webster on April 12, 2013, 04:47:49 PM: Granted, instead you now have to deal with a very drunk kitten. (The vodka wasn't gonna drink itself)

I wish I had the time to finish this vector I was working on.
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Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Baby_Glory_2000 on April 12, 2013, 06:07:00 PM: Granted. But now that is the only artwork you can work on. Ever. And as soon as you finish it, it disapears and you have to start over. :P

I wish I had my own Delorean time machine to go back in time and buy MIP ponies!
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Melissa on April 12, 2013, 06:11:59 PM: Granted, but the only pony you can ever find is Shady.

I wish I had a bigger house!
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: SeashellnBubbles on April 12, 2013, 06:22:43 PM: Granted! But you have to be the only one to clean it and you live in the desert.

I wish I could write the best novel ever!
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Sky_Rocket_Sammie on April 12, 2013, 09:46:05 PM: Granted but it's such a huge success. That you are hounded for a sequel and thus have no life. Fans, media bother you 24/7 and you have no time to write.

I wish I could attend a NHL hockey game in person. Only watched them on TV.
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: silverdragon54 on April 12, 2013, 10:26:53 PM: Granted, but you have to attend a Calgary Flames game. (They're my team and I support them no matter what, but why must we suck so much?! :argh:)

I wish I had a Wacom tablet.
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Sky_Rocket_Sammie on April 13, 2013, 08:45:42 PM: Quote from: silverdragon54 on April 12, 2013, 10:26:53 PM
Granted, but you have to attend a Calgary Flames game. (They're my team and I support them no matter what, but why must we suck so much?! :argh:)

I wish I had a Wacom tablet.

Now if you'd said the Flyers, that would have been fighting words. ;) Anaheim Ducks are my team, with the Pittsburgh Penguins a close second.

Back to the wish. Granted but it does everything for you. Cooking, cleaning, even your hobbies. They all belong to it, you now have no life.

I wish it would snow.
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: SeashellnBubbles on April 14, 2013, 12:05:35 AM: Granted! But while doing whatever it is you want to do in the snow you break all your arms and legs and everyone still expects you to shovel the driveway...

I wish my dogs would respect me and see me as the grand high poobah that I am.
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Ionn on April 14, 2013, 08:24:23 AM: Granted! The dogs not only respect you, they revere you to the point of obsession, never letting you out of their physical bubble & never again taking food or water from another's hand. Or bowl.

I wish my garage didn't need a new roof.
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: AngelBlue on April 14, 2013, 08:49:24 AM: Granted! Your garage roof is lovely BUT the doors have just fallen off and the walls have cracked...

I wish that my girls wouldn't wake me up in the night!
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Domingo on April 14, 2013, 06:32:42 PM: Granted, they no longer wake you up in the night! Now they put you to sleep in the morning.

I wish it wasn't election day so my wits wouldn't have to crumble!
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Charmer on April 15, 2013, 06:53:38 AM: Granted, but only you know it's election day so no one actually votes!

I wish there was no such thing as clouds!
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Ionn on April 15, 2013, 07:33:14 AM: Quote from: AngelBlue on April 14, 2013, 08:49:24 AM
Granted! Your garage roof is lovely BUT the doors have just fallen off and the walls have cracked...

That already happened. >_<

Granted! Earth no longer has atmospheric moisture & therefore no rainfall, either.

I wish my house didn't have so many popcorn ceilings.
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: SeashellnBubbles on April 15, 2013, 10:27:28 AM: Ugh...popcorn cielings! Who thought THAT was a great idea? Fine...granted. But instead of having to put of with tacky 60's era ceilings you have to put up with tacky 70's era decor! FOREVER!!

I wish my ponies weren't the most colorful and exciting things in my life right now.
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Charmer on April 23, 2013, 02:59:37 AM: Granted but you work as a cleaner and never see all the cool stuff!

I wish I could be the next Doctor on Doctor Who!
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: NinaMarie on May 21, 2013, 11:10:06 AM: Granted! You are the next doctor! Too bad after half a season they decide to cancel the show all together. :(

I wish my crochet "talent" would be discovered and suddenly I made big bucks from my favorite hobby.
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Eviecorn on May 21, 2013, 02:07:07 PM: Granted, but then you get cocky, losing all your friends in the process. When the crochet bubble busts, you're drinking a 40 on a doorstep.

Too dark? XD

I wish my dog's breath didn't smell like pirate butt.
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Sky_Rocket_Sammie on May 21, 2013, 02:20:51 PM: There's something you won't on air freshners. Odor of pirate arse. Sorry, had to.

Granted, now your dogs breathe smells like week old fish.

Wish my left arm wasn't asleep.
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: NinaMarie on May 21, 2013, 03:01:01 PM: Granted! Your left arm is now sentient and obsessed with touching your body causing some awkward public moments. :blush:

I wish my feet were prettier and not so cracked and dry on the bottom
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: MidnightVelvet on May 21, 2013, 04:59:33 PM: Granted but, your toenails are now each 1 foot long and yellow

I wish I had all the boy ponies!
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Mkia on May 21, 2013, 06:57:24 PM: Granted! But now you have no girl ponies to accompany them.

I wish for world peace xP
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Pheasant on May 21, 2013, 07:23:06 PM: Granted, but then the world ends the next day.

I wish I lived in Middle-Earth. (Tolkien's universe.)
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Eviecorn on May 21, 2013, 07:32:05 PM: Granted, but no one told you Middle Earth smells like hot garbage all year round.

I wish I had more cupcakes.
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Mkia on May 21, 2013, 08:10:18 PM: Granted, but all the cupcakes you have are made of doggie poop.

I wish there was a guinea pig emoticon on the Arena.
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Jinxxy on May 22, 2013, 11:54:42 AM: Granted, but the only thing it can do is puke over and over.

I wish I didn't have girly cramps so bad right now :(
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Mkia on May 22, 2013, 12:08:03 PM: Granted, but now you are a boy.

I wish I had some black bean soup.
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Hexi on May 22, 2013, 03:08:09 PM: Granted it looks delicious but it has the consistancy and taste of tar.

I wish pictures moved like in harry potter.
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Sukeile on May 23, 2013, 01:42:47 AM: Granted, but they are all really shy and hide whenever anyone tries to view them.....no more art in the whole world, it's all whimpering just outside the frame.

I wish I knew how to make pony plushies of excellent quality!
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Domingo on May 23, 2013, 07:53:38 AM: Granted! But you mysteriously vanish into another dimension before you can reveal your method to the world, and crappy plushies become the norm forever.

I wish it was December already!
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Hexi on May 23, 2013, 10:13:26 AM: Granted, but there is no christmas, hannuka or any other kinds of festive holiday.

I wish donuts had 0 calories
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: minty-fan on May 23, 2013, 11:39:45 AM: Granted,but the donuts will be hard to find.
I wish to get a lindt chocolate ball.
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: NinaMarie on May 23, 2013, 11:42:59 AM: Granted! Oh wait it's a LINT chocolate ball....must have been under the couch..

I wish I was more motivated to clean my room
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: MidnightVelvet on May 23, 2013, 06:32:11 PM: Granted but you only can do that for the next month, nothing else

I wish I was better at the flute
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: amazonarabian on May 24, 2013, 12:18:31 AM: Granted! But all the flutes in the world spontaneously combust and you are left with only your recorder from elementary school.

I wish mosquitoes would stop biting me.
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Hexi on May 24, 2013, 04:00:52 AM: Granted, but now you are plagued with every other insect in the world biting you instead.

I wish my rat didn't hate me.
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Jinxxy on May 24, 2013, 10:25:47 AM: (if you need any advice IRL.. I am a veteran with rats!)

Granted, but now your rat hates everything else in the world instead.

I wish I had a cup of coffee.
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: NinaMarie on May 24, 2013, 10:47:47 AM: Granted but it's the burnt sludge left on a burner all day

I wish I had more focus at work right now
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Hexi on May 24, 2013, 12:57:10 PM: Granted! but now you can't concentrate on anything else in your life.

I wish zombies were real

(Thanks Jinxxxy. but he's just grumpy and old and a no-longer-shy-petshop-rat. he doesnt really hate me he just had a lack of handling as baby. i like him grumpy anyways. :D he's a sweetheart really)
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Reiya on May 24, 2013, 10:05:49 PM: Granted, by you are the first person to be attacked by the zombies and they tear you apart while fighting over who gets to eat your brain. (sorry if that was gross, we just finished reading Pride and Prejudice and Zombies at school)

I wish that I could read books for a living.
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: shadowdreamer on May 24, 2013, 10:13:45 PM: Granted, but all the books are all in foreign languages.

I wish that I had an MLP character named after my persona.
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: tulagirl on May 25, 2013, 02:33:33 AM: Granted but after a massive product recall your character never sees store shelves thus they don't appear in any shows either.

I wish I could go to sleep already.
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Hunter-Rose on May 25, 2013, 07:05:06 AM: Granted! But now you can't wake up! Have fun sleeping forever!

I wish my Sims 3 disk would instal!
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Jinxxy on May 25, 2013, 09:16:21 AM: It installs, but then your computer crashes!

I wish I had a big ole' bucket of crispy fried chicken... yum!
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Reiya on May 25, 2013, 03:47:34 PM: Granted, but you end up with food poisoning later tonight.

I wish for a new bottle of perfume.
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Jinxxy on May 25, 2013, 04:21:52 PM: (worth it!! Hahaha.)

Ok, you get a new bottle of perfume, and it smells amazing! It smells so delicious and scrumptious!! It's a tiny bottle though and runs out fast.. and then it's a discontinued product.. nooo!

I wish by boyfriend wasn't being such a big baby right now XD
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Reiya on May 25, 2013, 07:54:56 PM: (Noooo! That's exactly what happened to my last favorite perfume!)

Granted, but he is so macho that all he does is take steroids, tan, and lift weights so that he will win an extreme body building contest.

I wish for a bucket of movie theater popcorn.
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: shadowdreamer on May 25, 2013, 08:48:36 PM: Granted, but your hands will be covered in popcorn butter and the only bathroom is 2 miles away.

I wish my feet where not blistered from my high heels
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Jinxxy on May 26, 2013, 03:38:29 AM: Your feet are healed, but now you only can wear Crocs! XD

I wish my room was clean.
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Sukeile on May 26, 2013, 04:49:47 AM: Granted! You just got equipped with a team of high-tech cleaning bots that keep your entire house spotless and shiny.
Unfortunately they are so focused on their task that they insist on keeping the house absolutely clean that you have to go through a 46 hour long quarantine in which you yourself get cleaned and have shots taken just so you can enter your own home.
And even once you get inside you are not allowed to touch anything as it will disrupt the robots perfect order.

(( tried being more creative than just 'your other rooms are dirty instead' :P ))

OK, I wish I could rewind this day and start it over with a better attitude and the knowledge I have right now.
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Hexi on May 26, 2013, 05:46:24 AM: Granted but as a result you will have to rewind and repeat that day forever.

I wish i had enough money to begin customizing the ponies i have planned! and don't anyone dare say "granted, but now they all suck and no body wanted them"
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: CottonTALE on May 26, 2013, 06:33:09 AM: Granted. However, now you have so much money that you get inspiration to do other ponies as customs and forget about the ones you originally intended to do.

I wish I was able to get a job and be off social assistance.
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Jinxxy on May 26, 2013, 11:29:05 AM: Granted! But now you work a very stressful job at a workout equipment manufacturer. You constantly have to test the strange and sometimes unsafe products resulting in even more stress.

I wish I had a rainbow locket like Megan!
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: shadowdreamer on May 26, 2013, 11:42:02 AM: Granted, but it is doll sized and you can never wear it, unless you have a tiny pinkie finger, then you might beable too,but if not, you will never get to wear it.

I wish my sister would stop destroying all of her ponies' manes right after I fix them all!
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Jinxxy on May 26, 2013, 01:09:35 PM: Granted, but now she's into restoring, so much so that she becomes a very serious collector. She's always outbidding you on E-bay and now her collection outshines your own!

I wish I had a more comfortable bed.
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Hexi on May 26, 2013, 01:15:23 PM: Granted but its so comfortable you never get out of it and you grow into it and become a part of it like a tree that grows around a bench.

I wish i didnt eat all my snacks so fast.... now i have none left....
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Reiya on May 26, 2013, 09:51:10 PM: Granted, but now you have lots of snacks left over and they all expire before you have a chance to eat them.

I wish for a custom of Chantilly.
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: shadowdreamer on May 27, 2013, 11:21:22 AM: Granted,but Chantilly is so beautiful, that you go blind from seeing her.

I wish I had a car.
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Hexi on May 27, 2013, 12:52:17 PM: Granted, but all the wheels are flat and it can't go anywhere.

I wish i had japanese food right now!
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Jinxxy on May 27, 2013, 01:23:00 PM: Granted, but it's Japanese DOG FOOD.

I wish I wasn't stuck in the house all day today.
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: shadowdreamer on May 27, 2013, 03:11:09 PM: Granted, but you can't get into your house again once you are outside for 5 days.

I wish it was easy for me to lose weight.
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Hunter-Rose on May 28, 2013, 06:42:35 AM: Quote from: Jinxxy on May 25, 2013, 09:16:21 AM
It installs, but then your computer crashes!

I wish I had a big ole' bucket of crispy fried chicken... yum!

Someone can tell the future :shocked:

Granted, now you've lost so much weight you've been reduced to a skeleton. At least you don't have to buy a halloween costume now!

I wish my YouTube would load these videos, I want to see the Vampire guy from the Eurovision song contest!
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Icecrystalline on May 28, 2013, 06:45:45 AM: Granted. But the Eurovision vampire turns out to be doing a strip-tease...! :P

I wish I hadn't eaten that cheesecake.
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Sandra on May 28, 2013, 11:57:12 AM: Granted, but that cheesecake turned out to have magical ingredients in it that would've given you any super power you wanted, if you had eaten it. But you missed out.

I wish I didn't have to go to my philosophy class tonight.
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Hexi on May 29, 2013, 03:11:43 AM: Granted but because you didn't go you can ONLY attend philosophy class *pinkie pie voice* FFOOOORRRREEEEVVEEERRRRRR

I wish i could just get that last trophy on skyrim.
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Icecrystalline on May 29, 2013, 04:23:58 AM: Granted. But it's encrypted with evil power and turns you into a hedgehog.

Wish a tree outside my window would stop throwing pollen at me.
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Hexi on May 29, 2013, 07:50:09 AM: (Ah but that would be ok cause i wouldn't have to play anymore!)

Granted, but instead it throws poisonous snakes or apples..... you won't know which because they all look like apples but will transform just as you go to take a bite.

I wish ponies were easier to find in the UK.....
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: shadowdreamer on May 29, 2013, 09:06:59 AM: Granted, but all of them have some type of awful factory error if MIB. (black spots, smugged eyes,bent legs,fragile hair) If out of the box, they have play damage,hair cuts, and are basically just baits.

I wish I was not sick.
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Hexi on May 29, 2013, 12:53:02 PM: Granted but now you're so healthy and hyper everyone tells you to go home so you might as well be sick still.

i wish this garlic bread lasted longer (yes i like food)
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Mlphammy on May 29, 2013, 01:05:01 PM: Granted, but the garlic bread lasts so long that it soon gets moldy and gross.

I wish ponies on Ebay had lower prices!
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Reiya on May 29, 2013, 05:33:47 PM: Granted, but after you purchase the ponies the seller turns out to be a fraud and never sends the ponies.

I wish I had a case for my new laptop (it already has a scratch! :cry: )
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Mkia on May 29, 2013, 05:43:54 PM: Granted, but the case is made of sharp rocks and ends up scratching the entire surface.

I wish I had all the movies made so I could watch them whenever I want.
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Sandra on May 29, 2013, 06:20:01 PM: Granted, but you have no space to keep them all and all the rooms in your house become full of movies! You end up having no more room for any furniture, let alone a TV/computer/laptop to watch all your movies on!

I wish I could have new flip flops that don't hurt my feet.
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: katieklassified on May 29, 2013, 07:57:40 PM: Granted, but you can never take the flip flops off.

I wish all my bills were magically paid!
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: shadowdreamer on May 29, 2013, 07:58:49 PM: Granted, but they where paid in cookies, so they will only over look your bills long enough to eat the cookies.

I wish there was a toys r us in my state close enough to go to.
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Sky_Rocket_Sammie on May 29, 2013, 09:28:33 PM: Granted. But it is now in your house, so you've got no peace or privacy. Heck your part of the employees now. So much for your regular job.

I wish my sinuses would stop hurting me.
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Reiya on May 30, 2013, 08:26:33 PM: Granted, but the pain has left you sinus and moved to your brain resulting in a major migraine.

I wish school would let out for the summer.
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Mkia on May 30, 2013, 10:16:03 PM: Granted, but the earth shifted and now summer is only two days long. You have to go back to school now.

I wish I had a swimming pool in my back yard.
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Mlphammy on June 01, 2013, 10:56:37 AM: Granted, but it's huge and the walls aren't sturdy so it ends up flooding your house.

I wish the weekends were longer!
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Zapper on June 01, 2013, 12:08:32 PM: Granted, but now the weeks are longer, too. So for having three days off instead of two, you also have to work for eight days straight instead of just five.

I wish someone would come over and make me an excellent dinner!
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: CupcakeLoverXx on June 01, 2013, 02:49:52 PM: Granted,but now you have to each anchovies for every meal for the rest of your life!

I wish I could find the blind bag figures of Minuette,Roseluck,Twilight Velvet and Apple Fritter...
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Mkia on June 01, 2013, 03:31:37 PM: Granted! You find those blind bags, but lose all of your other blind bag ponies.

I wish my student loans would go away.
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: shadowdreamer on June 01, 2013, 04:04:09 PM: Granted, but all your other bills double!

I wish I could find some cute Pj pants in my size.
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: RedWildFlower on June 01, 2013, 04:08:49 PM: Granted but they have "unmentionable" stains on them.

I wish i was done with school and had a degree already.
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Charmer on June 02, 2013, 05:28:39 AM: Granted, but it's a really useless degree in whistling and you're not able to get any work doing that now are you?

I wish my gammy knee would stop clicking all the time!
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Eviecorn on June 02, 2013, 06:33:46 AM: Granted ... now it chimes like a doorbell!

I wish I could take a nap.
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Mlphammy on June 02, 2013, 12:08:57 PM: Granted- you sleep for the rest of your life.

I wish that there were ponies at every thrift store I went to!
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: CupcakeLoverXx on June 02, 2013, 01:27:07 PM: Granted,but they are all baity!

I wish I didn't have to do rounders (like baseball) in PE tomorrow
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Eviecorn on June 03, 2013, 04:54:48 AM: Granted! Now you must pull a lorry by a rope ... with your teeth.

I wish I had something good for breakfast.
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: shadowdreamer on June 03, 2013, 01:45:03 PM: Granted,but for the next week all you have to eat is apples, nothing but plan sour apples.

I wish I watch BBC tv shows on my tv instead of having to find badly filmed copies on youtube.
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: RedWildFlower on June 03, 2013, 09:47:58 PM: Granted but the actors and actresses all speak in terrible american accents.

I wish my kitten would stop biting my nose to wake me in the mornings.
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: unicornprincess on June 04, 2013, 05:20:07 AM: Granted, but now your kitten scratches you on the nose to wake you up

I wish I had a horse
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: silverdragon54 on June 04, 2013, 01:17:27 PM: Granted, but it's Diamond Tiara.

I wish my broken fingers would hurry up and heal so I could use my right hand again. :pullhair:
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: shadowdreamer on June 04, 2013, 04:17:12 PM: Granted,but as soon as it heals, you break your right foot so badly that you will have to spend 2 times longer healing from that, then with the broken fingers.

I wish I had more Club Nintendo codes.
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: mlp4me on June 04, 2013, 06:23:27 PM: Granted you've got those codes. You're cashing them in left and right. It's all smooth sailing... You've got all the games you want, all the cheat codes you want, your WII just imploded. It smells funny too.

I wish for a Cadbury crème egg.
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Mermaid on June 05, 2013, 02:14:30 AM: Granted! But it's from Easter 1997...

I wish for lots of real diamonds!
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: bladed on June 05, 2013, 03:08:40 AM: Granted! But they're super fragile like sugar glass.

I wish my scar didn't sting so darn much.
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: unicornprincess on June 05, 2013, 05:09:57 AM: Granted, but now everywhere else on you starts stinging instead

I wish I could find more G1 ponies in second hand shops
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Starfall on June 05, 2013, 05:33:03 AM: Granted, but you catch a fungal nail disease from the rummaging.

I wish I could have longer legs

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Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: unicornprincess on June 05, 2013, 05:40:50 AM: Granted, but your legs are so long that it makes you 8ft tall

I wish I could get rid of all the weeds in my flower garden
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Sky_Rocket_Sammie on June 05, 2013, 11:26:59 AM: Granted. Now you're growing nothing but a nice patch of dust.

I wish it wouldn't be hot (103-107F) this weekend.
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: unicornprincess on June 05, 2013, 11:46:51 AM: Granted, but now its so cold its -40 below

I wish the prices on everything would get cheaper
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: HorsingAround on June 05, 2013, 01:05:20 PM: Granted, but now you only earn $0.05 an hour.

I wish I had a pet owl.
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: shadowdreamer on June 05, 2013, 01:29:00 PM: Granted. He is amazingly smart, but he will never tell you how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop.

I wish I had better nail polish that did not peel off after one day.
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: MidnightVelvet on June 05, 2013, 05:38:16 PM: Granted, but the nail polish stays on for 6 months and you cant paint over it.

I wish I was able to actually able to customize
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: bladed on June 06, 2013, 01:55:39 AM: Granted! But you can only use sticky pink paint on your ponies! Nothing else! :P

I wish I had more big fluffy toys!
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: unicornprincess on June 06, 2013, 04:34:48 AM: Granted, but they are so big and fluffy till they fill up your whole room

I wish I had a new sewing machine
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Mlphammy on June 12, 2013, 02:19:04 PM: Granted, but the sewing machine is cheap and breaks after 1 use.

I wish this computer didn't crash so often!
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: CottonTALE on June 12, 2013, 03:13:03 PM: Granted, but now everyone else's computers have crashed and you have the only working computer. You get booted from your computer because everyone wants to use it at all hours of the day.

I wish I had better eyesight.
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: shadowdreamer on June 12, 2013, 05:10:59 PM: Granted, but now you are colorblind.

I wish my hair was not so frizzy.
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Winter Bones on June 12, 2013, 05:12:54 PM: Granted, because now you have none at all.

I wish I had my other wing back.
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: CottonTALE on June 12, 2013, 06:20:08 PM: Granted, but your other wing comes back as a pegasus wing and all the other changelings laugh at you and call you "Pony-ling" from now on.

I wish I didn't have to go to my cousin's wedding.
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: nikit96 on June 12, 2013, 06:26:44 PM: Granted but you have to go to everyone elses weddings for the rest of your life.

I wish I had a cat.
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Hexi on June 13, 2013, 01:01:06 AM: Granted but it's a huge tiger and you have to chop up raw meat for it or it will sit on you.

I wish it was a normal june temperature outside.
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: bladed on June 13, 2013, 01:14:37 AM: Granted! But in the winter and autumn it stays warm.

I wish I could fix this darn fakie's stupid hair!
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Eviecorn on June 13, 2013, 10:57:17 AM: Granted - you and your fakie have switched hair.

I wish my allergies would leave me alone!
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: StoryDreamer on June 13, 2013, 10:59:06 AM: Granted, but your allergies are now gone because you have no nose.

I wish ponies were real.
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Domingo on June 13, 2013, 02:22:25 PM: Granted! Ponies are real, unfortunately they're also freaked out by their fans and think they're really weird, so they leave the Earth and never return.

I wish I could stop being so stressed!
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Sky_Rocket_Sammie on June 13, 2013, 11:49:10 PM: Granted. Except you're so mellow and relaxed, that you get nothing done. Ever. Just loaf around all day, every day.

I wish my allergies would stop bothering me.
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: RedWildFlower on June 15, 2013, 06:34:07 AM: Granted your old allergies vanish, but new ones crop up like an allergy to the sun and an allergy to human hair.

I wish my boyfriend live in the same city as me.
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Ren-Ren on June 15, 2013, 01:07:39 PM: Granted, but he hits you up for rent money every month.

Ugh, I wish I hadn't eaten those two pieces of pizza just now.
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Shining_Lyris on June 17, 2013, 10:26:47 AM: Granted, but the cosmic pizza lords decide that you may never have pizza again for snubbing them.

I wish I was already finished with college...
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Nohpny on June 17, 2013, 12:14:26 PM: Granted, but you got kicked out and can never ever return. Ever.

I wish I was taller.
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Ren-Ren on June 17, 2013, 12:28:17 PM: Quote from: Nohpny on June 17, 2013, 12:14:26 PM
I wish I was taller.

Granted, but Ziggy sued you for plagarism.

I wish I wasn't so afraid of calling people on the telephone...
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Eviecorn on June 17, 2013, 12:43:05 PM: Granted. You now owe AT&T $4,000.

I wish I could go get a massage.
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: spottedslug on June 17, 2013, 01:28:16 PM: Quote from: Eviecorn on June 17, 2013, 12:43:05 PM
Granted. You now owe AT&T $4,000.

I wish I could go get a massage.

Granted, you get a two hour long massage of just your right tricep.

I wish I were less shy!
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: RedWildFlower on June 17, 2013, 03:02:18 PM: Granted but you no longer understand boundaries or personal bubbles

I wish I had a bigger cup size.
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: spottedslug on June 17, 2013, 03:31:42 PM: So, no change really! :lol:

Granted, here is your LARGE cup... of coffee!! :P ;)

I wish for a cat with better manners.
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: invaderhorizongreen on June 17, 2013, 04:23:59 PM: you cat has better manners but is now hyperactive times 100 !

I wish I had more chocolate.
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: ponygirl74 on June 17, 2013, 04:29:09 PM: Quote from: invaderhorizongreen on June 17, 2013, 04:23:59 PM
you cat has better manners but is now hyperactive times 100 !

I wish I had more chocolate.
Granted - but as seeing you are what you eat you turn into a big piece of chocolate
I wish I didn't get tonsillitis.
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Jennifer2004 on June 18, 2013, 12:32:07 AM: Granted. You got appendicitis instead.

I wish all my student loan debts were paid off.

~Jennifer
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: spottedslug on June 18, 2013, 06:34:06 AM: Granted, but now you have no degree and no credits towards a degree.

I wish my tablet still worked.
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Ren-Ren on June 18, 2013, 08:57:20 AM: Granted. The guy that stole your tablet fixed it up all nice.

I wish I didn't have to leave for work now...
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: spottedslug on June 18, 2013, 09:02:31 AM: Granted, no job for you!

I wish for a good turn out for my kids group fitness class today!
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: RedWildFlower on June 18, 2013, 10:35:01 PM: Granted but all the children became obscenely muscular from too much fitness.

I wish my teeth weren't so sensitive.

(btw i was so conflicted corrupting a wish that had to do with children lol)
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Jennifer2004 on June 19, 2013, 10:24:58 AM: Granted. I hope you like your new dentures.

I wish I had a job.
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Trinity on June 20, 2013, 08:24:42 PM: Granted. But it means you must do menial work FOR ETERNITY. MWAHAHAHA!

I wish I had enough cupcakes to give to all of my friends at once.
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Hunter-Rose on June 28, 2013, 12:56:03 PM: Granted, you now have so many cupcakes that your greedy little friends eat up far to many! Have fun cleaning that up :P

I wish I could find some shiny silver cowboy boots!
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Jennifer2004 on June 28, 2013, 03:20:36 PM: Granted, however they have become stuck on your feet & you can never take them off!

I wish I had my own place (to live)!

~Jennifer
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Post by: FlitterRose on July 03, 2013, 01:22:41 PM: Granted.
You have your own place to live, alright. Have fun at your new garage.

I wish... I wish somebody would finally post a long (at least 30 chapters!), interesting fanfiction for my favorite cartoon couple. But the characters won't be out of character and they won't be humanized. :biggrin:
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: RedWildFlower on July 03, 2013, 04:01:45 PM: Granted but the last chapter is a huge cliffhanger and it's never finished because the author "passes on"

I wish I could make a living customizing ponies.
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: mul-ta on July 05, 2013, 04:01:41 AM: You can, but you soon lose your interest in customizing as it has become a chore.

I wish the Arena Nirvana Gallery was back up and running...
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Hunter-Rose on July 07, 2013, 12:01:31 PM: Granted, you now get to look at many different Kurt Cobain-ies! :P

I wish...for something?
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: FlitterRose on July 16, 2013, 12:28:38 PM: Granted. You do recieve a something in the mail... and you don't really know what that something is.
I hope it's not a problem if the something destroyed your roof.

The weather forecast said it's gonna rain these days... I wish it rains original MLP ponies from all gens (and I mean toys, not real horses) in mint condition and not a single fakie will fall from the sky!
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Eluluu on July 16, 2013, 01:14:11 PM: granted but since theyre falling from such heights they all flatten out into multicolored hairy discs of vinyl when they hit the ground, and there is a LOT of damage to cars, pedestrians, rooftops, oh, and rivers overflow and basements flood because of them fallin in the water... so congratz, you are now surrounded by vintage ponies, but every last one of them is destroyed in the process! so all you find from now on will be fakies because there ARE no true ponies left! (and civilization as we know it takes a mighty blow from the 'Pastel Plague')

I wish I could get a good deal on some custom bait nearby! not havin any luck thrifting and whatnot. =/
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: wyndeboo on July 16, 2013, 07:47:01 PM: granted.
but as soon as you get home with your awesome finds, your dog steals the bag off of the counter and buries them in the back yard

I wish sea ponies were real
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: RedWildFlower on July 16, 2013, 08:10:06 PM: Granted but they are very angry, spiteful little creatures and they bite your toes off.
(also technically they are real as in seahorses, though maybe not so squish-ably cute lol)

I wish every time i opened my fridge my favorite snack would appear.
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: MikeysGrrrl on July 16, 2013, 08:12:05 PM: Wish granted, however it dissapears just as quickly as it appearred, always remaining out of your grasp.

I wish I had a Throwback Pepsi.
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: MidnightFireflies on July 20, 2013, 09:40:37 PM: Granted! But your throwback Pepsi comes to you in a can that is rusty and faded from sitting in the sun and rain for the past 9875975 years and you can't drink it without it killing you from botulism.

I wish I had a boat.
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Sukeile on July 23, 2013, 12:45:51 AM: Granted! Enjoy your tiny bark boat, it's not fit for sailing, but you could always display it.....too bad it's ugly too :(

I wish I could teleport all of my belongings into our new apartment so I didn't have to physically move all the heavy stuff >_<
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: CupcakeLoverXx on August 14, 2013, 04:04:56 AM: Granted,but each box explodes as soon as it touches the floor.

I wish I had a Nirvana pony
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Eviecorn on August 14, 2013, 05:56:59 AM: Granted ... you now have a Kurt Cobain pony. Enjoy the flannel and artistic torture.

I wish I had a breakfast burrito.
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: bladed on August 14, 2013, 06:50:34 AM: Granted. That's all you can eat for the rest of your life. *gasp* How cliché!

I wish I could wrap myself in a cocoon blanket yet still be able to do stuff. Comfyyy.
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Mkia on August 14, 2013, 08:34:21 AM: Granted! Here is a snuggie :)

I wish I didn't have to leave the house today Dx
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Thrice on August 14, 2013, 10:14:46 AM: Granted. You are trapped at home with food poisoning due to your ill-fated decision to eat those Thai leftovers from last week.

I wish I could afford a treadmill...siiiiigh.
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: unicornprincess on August 15, 2013, 05:43:45 AM: Granted! but once you get it home you start running on it and can't stop.

I wish had more time to do my crafts.
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Mori_LeStrange on August 15, 2013, 12:53:16 PM: Granted! You have all the time in the world, but no craft supplies to work with.

I wish I had a blackberry pie.
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: invaderhorizongreen on August 15, 2013, 06:27:05 PM: you have a blackberry pie but you drop it on your favorite shirt staining it badly

I wish I had some towels.
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Eviecorn on August 15, 2013, 06:31:53 PM: Granted. You now have used paper towels. Have fun drying off after a shower!

I wish dogs could speak English.
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Navi on August 15, 2013, 06:34:52 PM: Granted. Dogs now speak english, but they all sound like valley girls.

I wish I could take a vacation.
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: FlitterRose on August 17, 2013, 02:02:59 PM: Granted, vacation, now take the plane,
land, get lost in the rain,
and end up in Novi pazar, my own town.
Good luck with finding a hotel til dawn.
(Our river stinks. Literally!)

I wish my Sims would stop resetting on its own randomly whenever I start playing it. Or at least understand what's wrong with the game, sometimes it barely waits 5 minutes and then the computer turns off... and sometimes it lets me play for hours, before it all goes off. (Thank you, Save button!)

And no. I won't delete it, neither on accident, nor on purpose :sigh:
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: xeevee on August 17, 2013, 02:13:17 PM: granted. You discover the reason why this keeps happening is because you are in fact a sim. And the person playing your game doesn't want to you to keep spending all your time playing sims and keeps cancelling the action.

I wish I would get motivated enough to go sort out my California drivers licence.
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: NinaMarie on September 12, 2013, 09:50:11 AM: Granted, but you have to spend a week at the DMV.

I wish I'd stop misplacing my crochet hooks
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: MidnightVelvet on September 13, 2013, 07:00:21 PM: Granted, but know they are the only thinks you can find ever

I wish I looked good in my new dresses with my haircut (I have a pixie)
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Sky_Rocket_Sammie on September 13, 2013, 10:09:24 PM: Granted. Except you are a pixie, complete with wings and pointy shoes. Plus tiny stature. Good luck Tinkerbell. :p

Wish I had my own washer and dryer. I have to use the ones at the laundry mat.
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Sandra on September 14, 2013, 09:36:25 AM: Granted, but your washer ends up malfunctioning and floods your entire home. D:

I wish I had a cheeseburger to eat right now.
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: MidnightVelvet on September 14, 2013, 04:26:05 PM: Granted but its moldy. D:

I wish my friend would stop ignoring me :cry:
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: EminentZephyr on September 15, 2013, 02:17:44 AM: Granted. But now your friend won't leave you alone, and becomes completely obsessed with you. So badly in fact that you end up having to get a restraining order.

I wish I had won the mega-millions tonight. :P
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Eviecorn on September 15, 2013, 10:03:19 AM: Granted, but you have to give me half after taxes. XD

I wish I could lay in bed all week.
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: invaderhorizongreen on September 15, 2013, 10:17:26 AM: you lay in bed all week but there are 10 spiders on the ceiling that keep you company

I wish I had more boxes to pack up my ponies.
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: NinaMarie on September 15, 2013, 01:15:50 PM: Granted, but the boxes end up being portals to other dimensions and your ponies disapear forever!!

I wish that we don't have last minute customers today making us stay after closing >_<
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: MidnightVelvet on September 15, 2013, 03:56:52 PM: Granted but now everyone comes at the beginning of the day and then you have no customers in the afternoon. And can't change the closing hours or leave early.

I wish I could get a PC on the limited edition Furby I found yesterday.
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: unicornprincess on September 16, 2013, 05:28:33 AM: Granted, but the value of it is so low that it is practically worth nothing

I wish my friends lived closer by
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: SweetScoops on October 05, 2013, 08:54:33 AM: Granted, But now you live farther away.

I wish I did'nt have to wake up so early tomorrow.
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Eviecorn on October 05, 2013, 09:11:48 AM: Granted. You get to sleep until noon! But when you wake up, you discovered you missed the Free Money for Everyone on Earth Giveaway that was from 8-11.

I wish my pizza would get here.
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: EminentZephyr on October 06, 2013, 08:25:07 AM: Granted. Your pizza finally arrives, but now it is stone cold, and you find a hair hidden under the cheese. The delivery person seems to have taken a bite out of it as well.

I wish my cats and dog got along.
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Starlightstarbright on October 06, 2013, 09:58:13 AM: Granted. But by working together they finally manage to destroy the world.

I wish my hair wouldn't get into knots so easily.
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Eviecorn on October 06, 2013, 10:15:25 AM: Granted - you now have no hair.

I wish I was a little bit taller.
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Winter Bones on October 06, 2013, 12:46:58 PM: Granted - you grow just tall enough to reach the top shelf at supermarkets everywhere. Soon, all the leprechauns in town flock to you in the hopes that you'll be able to reach the lucky charms. The store manager doesn't seem to take kindly to these new, pint sized customers...

I wish I hadn't procrastinated on this essay.
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: unicornprincess on October 08, 2013, 11:10:51 PM: Granted, but you worked so long on your essay till it is 50 pages long.

I wish some of these darn problems in my life would stop
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Eviecorn on October 14, 2013, 01:26:17 PM: Granted. Now life is so awesome everyone around you is sick of hearing about how good it is! :)

I wish autumn lasted forever.
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Pheasant on October 14, 2013, 01:39:52 PM: Granted, but now you'll wake up to a lawn covered with falling leaves every single day.

I wish that my ponies weren't all in a box beneath my bed.
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: silverdragon54 on October 15, 2013, 08:05:18 AM: Granted. The ponies live on the bed, and you sleep in the box. :P

I wish the other people on Greyhound buses would just shut up!

Also, BurritoBoy has the best avatar ever! :lmao:
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Eviecorn on October 15, 2013, 02:09:53 PM: Granted. Now they're all eating tuna straight out of the can. (And thanks. XD)

I wish I had a new tattoo.
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: unicornprincess on October 15, 2013, 09:17:47 PM: Granted, but now your new tattoo is absolutely horrible, since it looks like a 5yr old did it

I wish there was a quicker way to clean my house
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Tirac on October 15, 2013, 09:23:04 PM: Granted. But it ends up getting rid of everything, emptying out your house completely.

I wish that you could create a book directly from your imagination.
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Sukeile on October 16, 2013, 08:05:01 AM: Granted!
I mean it, you totally can do it right now!!!

You just have to write it all down, edit it and find someplace to print it and send it to publishers! Yay! :P

I wish I knew how to restore baity Ponies :D
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: unicornprincess on October 16, 2013, 09:42:19 PM: Granted, you can restore baity ponies, but there's only one problem. Once you clean them up fix all buffs and scratches. Then you get to the hair and you put the wrong color hair, do there eyes the wrong color and some how symbol that you just fixed was some how a bit off. Now the ponies you where trying to restore look more like customs than restored baits.

I wish I had more unicorns
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: PinkiePosh on October 16, 2013, 10:23:58 PM: Granted, but all their horns are chewed off and replaced with something beyond appropriate.

I wish I didn't have to see my exes everyday at school
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Eviecorn on October 17, 2013, 08:33:04 AM: Granted! They're all in jail now. I don't know if that disappoints you or not. XD

I wish it was already Saturday!
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: unicornprincess on October 17, 2013, 10:05:04 PM: Granted, but your weekend goes by so quickly that you barely even know that it happened

I wish it would hurry up and get a little bit colder
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: ponygirl74 on October 19, 2013, 08:16:07 AM: Granted then you got 3 feet of snow

I wish I could get more dittos on Pokemon X
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: Winter Bones on October 19, 2013, 09:00:08 AM: Granted, ditto is the only pokémon in the game. You must now accept life in the world of dittos.

I wish I had more gumption.
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: bladed on October 20, 2013, 03:57:12 AM: Granted. You are now gumption.

I wish it'd hurry up and be Friday for the half term already!
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: unicornprincess on October 21, 2013, 09:24:08 PM: Granted, its now Friday and mid term, but the next day is the same and so is the next. In fact its like that for the rest of your life.

I wish I had more things to wish for
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: ponygirl74 on October 22, 2013, 08:29:26 AM: granted you have so many things to wish for your next wish is wishing to stop wishing

I wish I knew why my birthday didn't show up on the arena today
Title: Re: The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game
Post by: kaoskat on October 22, 2013, 08:34:15 AM: Quote from: ponygirl74 on October 22, 2013, 08:29:26 AM

I wish I knew why my birthday didn't show up on the arena today

Happy Birthday! You'll need to go to your profile, then under "Modify profile" go to "forum profile" and add in your birthdate.