The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game

[Eviecorn]

Granted, but now it'll take you 20 years to finish school.

I wish my hair looked better today.

[Flutterwonder13]

Granted, but you end up processing it so much to make it look good you go bald tomorrow.

I wish we could go back to summer weather for awhile.

[Emberfly]

Granted, it's summer weather for a bit, but during that time, you've entered menopause early and are suffering from the worst hot flashes imaginable and would do anything for a good snowstorm to cool things off.

I wish I had my own house with lots of room to spread out!

[FlitterRose]

Granted  You get a nice house with big rooms to spread out...but you have mice and cockroaches for roomates and you need to call someone to get rid of them.It costs really,really much,so now you don't have money to put furniture.

I wish I could finally find out am I allergic to bacon or not,because I love it and if it turns out the lack of it was without a reason,it's gonna get pretty scary around here! (Note:I eat a lot,but I don't get fat,I guess it's a gift )

[MidnightFireflies]

Granted- but the shoes don't fit that lovely person and they trip and fall hitting their head on a freshly urinated  fire hydrant whereupon they lie in dog pee for the next 2 hours unconscious.

You fell into her trap!  That's what she really wanted!! 

Oh I know! Thats why I made it a good one!

[NinaMarie]

Granted- but the shoes don't fit that lovely person and they trip and fall hitting their head on a freshly urinated  fire hydrant whereupon they lie in dog pee for the next 2 hours unconscious.

You fell into her trap!  That's what she really wanted!! 

Oh I know! Thats why I made it a good one!

Muhaha yes I appreciate it!

I wish I could finally find out am I allerfic to bacon or not,because I love it and if it turns out the lack of it was without a reason,it's gonna get pretty scary around here! (Note:I eat a lot,but I don't get fat,I guess it's a gift )

Granted, Turns out you are NOT allergic to bacon and you may indulge in it to your heart's content. Sadly you've lost your ability to not get fat from it...

I wish I didn't have such a pile of shipping to do at work

[Kiernan]

Oh, I love this game!! I used to play it all the time on another forum, until everyone got all their wishes out, and never came around anymore... Oh well, it's here now.

Granted, you haven't  such a pile of shipping to do at work, because you got fired. Happy job hunting!!

I wish my Walmart carried MLP blind bags.

[Emberfly]

Granted, your Wal-Mart carries MLP blind bags but some got there before you and stole all the ponies out of them, leaving the empty bags behind.  Due to the high theft, said Wal-Mart stops stocking ponies all together.

I wish I was slim.

[hyenacub]

Granted!  But the next time you walk over a sewer grate, you fall through!  O_o

(Watch out for the alligators.)

I wish that I didin't have freaking allergies.

[Dyzarktarzk]

Granted, but now you can't interact with the rest of the world.

I wish my **** thesis would finish itself without me having to worry about it.

[Sky_Rocket_Sammie]

Granted but that **** thesis after being turned in. Turns around and takes over your life, it has a life of its own (insert Jaws theme).

I wish my sore toe would stop hurting (eyes it).

[foalpatrol]

Granted, your toe doesn't hurt because your foot has been amputated.

I wish I had a pet zebra that I could ride.

[Kiernan]

Granted, but after saying, "It is unwise to venture down this road. Your actions will make my anger explode!" seh bucks you off, because Zecora doesn't like being treated that way.

I wish more people at work understood my sense of humour.

[Luxrayx]

Granted, but only one more.
I wish those gorgeous fakies had less creepy eyes D:

[BlueChaos]

Granted. Now they have no eyes at all.

I wish someone would bathe my dogs for me.