oh man this is a thing. Hello friends~

[shiekra]

Wow. Uhm.

Hello i guess.

Im the great and powerful shiekra. Call me that. Or shiek. Or Kalen, doesnt matter to me.

You're gonna have to excuse little spelling things that happen. I'm on my tablet. Its awkward. Anyway yeah.

So onto the things yes?
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My name is Kalen. I'm from new jersey (thats in the mighty 'murica for those unaware).

I'm 19 years old and ive been a closet brony for 8000000 years.
Is that even relevant? Oh well.

Anyway so I finally got really into this fandoms community and such when my buddy figured me out. Since then ive been happily following the show without a care in the world.

Oh and this is my face.
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I know I'm glorious I'm 100% fabulous and 80% moron.

I'm 180% of friggen wonder and such.



Now. If for whatever reason you dont think thats me you can go tie anvils to your feet and jump in the ocean then by all means go follow me on twitter and troll through my various pictures that people requested of me @LordKalemander

Also I'm an artist guys heyyyyyy

I went to school for commercial art and design and even made that schools logo in my junior year. I was best artist 3 years running and made the senior shirts for the class of 2013 too~ I'm pretty awesome.

But despite being a mildly egocentric jolly artist and such, I'm also a dog groomer.

Well a dog groomer in training. I go to college for grooming. Its loads of work.
Im on my feet all day shaving fuzzy beasts and manscaping for the doggies.

I deal with bitches. Too many bitches. So many bitches that Im drowning in bitches.
(Hah. Get it. Bitch as in female dog. Hah. Heh. So funny.)

shutup, kalen.

So yeah anyway thats some stuff about me. If you people want I can edit this in this in the future and upload a ton of non pony art and show more of my face c:

I'm excited to do my thing on this thing. Nice to meet everyone. And have a lovely day.


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[Miss Violet]

Welcome to the Arena 

[achab1984]

Welcome to the arena

[kiwimlp]

Hi shiekra

It's nice to have another talented artist here. If you have any pony work you've done we'd love to see some of it in the Art Forum

[Lollipop]

Hello & Welcome 

[hathorcat]

Welcome to the Arena! Do you have any particular ponies that you are interested in collecting?

[Artemesia's Garden]

Hi, what a fun intro! Thought Brony meant gender male fans but your photo looks gender female! Aren't you pretty 

I first read your post and I thought it read 'Shakira' as in 'Hips Don't Lie' and it made me think of David O'Doherty's song about Shakira. If you put 'David O'Doherty Shakira' into YouTube it comes straight up. I wonder if it will make you chuckle?

[shiekra]

I actually dont collect c: I dont have the money or space to be collecting. All I have is an applejack plush which chills on my bed.




And actually I think brony is just a term for the fanbase in general haha. And lmao yeahI get misread as shakira and sharkeisha a lot

[ramblequeen]

Welcome and such Your intro made me smile, so I thought I'd tell you. Btw, you are really pretty (not to be creepy, promise)