The Worst Pony Name You've Ever Heard

[ponygirl74]

Well I've always thought of Morning Glory as the flower or when mentioned in  one of the "Black Stallion" books as a racehorse that performs well in the morning warmups but bad in a race. Could someone PM me what the alternate meaning is ? I'm just curious why is over PG 13. 

[Sparkle Pony]

Bee Bop is simultaneously the best and worst pony name ever.

[Twilight Pink]

Bee Bop is simultaneously the best and worst pony name ever.

And her cutie mark doesn't even match either :s I didn't know lyres can do hip hop beats 

[ValeofSpring]

I'm laughing all the way through this thread.  I never thought much about what the names Floater, Steamer, Pillow Talk, Night Cap, etc., suggest . . . I may never think of these ponies the same again!  I'll give Hasbro a pass on all but Pillow Talk.  They should have known better!

Jebber and Jabber I've always thought were awful.

Someone mentioned Lil Tot--a *terrible terrible terrible* name, especially for an adult pony.

Some of the G3s had dreadful names w/ deliberate misspellings--the one named something like Marshmellow Creme or whatever comes to mind.  I hate the thought of children thinking you actually spell "marshmallow" that way!

[Twilight Pink]

Some of the G3s had dreadful names w/ deliberate misspellings--the one named something like Marshmellow Creme or whatever comes to mind.  I hate the thought of children thinking you actually spell "marshmallow" that way!

Its "Marshmallow Coco"...

[hathorcat]

Some of the G3s had dreadful names w/ deliberate misspellings--the one named something like Marshmellow Creme or whatever comes to mind.  I hate the thought of children thinking you actually spell "marshmallow" that way!

Its "Marshmallow Coco"...

Or Marshmellow...as though someone hit the wrong key on the key board when submitting the trademark

[Tap Dancer]

I've always found the name Morning Glory hysterical. I mean, it survived over multiple generations! Did NO ONE in that board room say 'Erm, do you guys KNOW what that means?!'

It's a flower, I believe. Maybe it's something else in your country?

There's a pony named FLOATER?

Geez, what's wrong with me? Is that another "bad name" that I'm just not understanding?

[SeashellnBubbles]

I'm going to stay blissfully ignorant of morning glory myself. I know WAY too much nasty stuff as it is.
Twirlerina is one vomitous name. Bleh!

[Twilight Pink]

I know WAY too much nasty stuff as it is.

You're not the only one   

[Firehooves]

Pillow Talk... I understand it's innocent, and the times it was made, but ohhhh boy that would not fly nowadays.

[SubmarineHallucination]

This thread's hilarious I was never fond of most of G3 names. With the G4 Blind Bag names, half of them make me imagine Hasbro being all like "Quick! Name... name... name... AH THAT'S IT!" So I'll add Flowerwishes and Lemon Hearts.

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[hathorcat]

Side note...I freaking love love love that film. *goes to search for Doris Day box set*

[Sky Wishes]

Floater !! I discovered that one the other day I LMAO at it, and as already mentioned Steamer for a boy pony thats pretty bad - and funny!! 

[Twilight Pink]

New one: Baby Ribbs
When I see "ribbs" I think of "Ribs"... as in "Baby back ribs".
I love ribs 

[shabbychicdee]

The "bodily function" ponies:

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baaaahahahahaha
 

yes my list
floater..................eww gross
sticky and sniffles ...................eww gross, slimy boogers
squirmy and wiggles.................eww oh my gawd hasbro what were you thinking   


Post Merge: October 24, 2013, 09:11:15 AM

This thread's hilarious I was never fond of most of G3 names. With the G4 Blind Bag names, half of them make me imagine Hasbro being all like "Quick! Name... name... name... AH THAT'S IT!" So I'll add Flowerwishes and Lemon Hearts.

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