Vending Machine!

[mopthebunny]

You get a custom pony made from the bait

*Inserts chocolate bar wrapper*

[StoryDreamer]

You get a My Little Pony with a top hat that swirls!

*I insert 4 gold doubloons*

[Eviecorn]

You get a dead parrot.  Yes, we're quite sure he's dead.  No more.  Pushing up daisies.

*Inserts a Pennsylvania license plate*

[mopthebunny]

You get an old jalopy 

*Inserts old Disney video*

[Talismarr]

You get the digitally remastered 25th anniversary blu-ray edition of the same movie!

*inserts a head of lettuce*

[Eviecorn]

You get a puppy with three legs.

*Inserts a paperback edition of Thoreau's "Walden"*

[mopthebunny]

You get The National Enquirer

*Inserts chocolate pennies*

[Chaosette]

You get a giant hippopotamus with one ear that poops gold

*inserts a rainbow*

[nikit96]

You get M & Ms. Did you think you were going to get skittles?

-inserts a monkey-

[Talismarr]

You set a banana smoothie!

*Inserts a bouquet of wildflowers*

[StoryDreamer]

You get a real life talking Lickety Split from the MLP movie! Enjoy because she doesn't shut up! 

**inserts a credit shaped like Mickey Mouse's head**

[Eviecorn]

You get a Euro-centric view of world history!

*Inserts an old Apple II*

[shockponie]

It dispenses a bundle of tissue paper... Inside is a porcelain horse, Horselain.

*Inserts a cantaloupe wedge* if I can spell it

[NoPonySpecial]

It dispenses a bundle of tissue paper... Inside is a porcelain horse, Horselain.

*Inserts a cantaloupe wedge* if I can spell it

Lol, Horselain. That's my favorite moment from that show.

You get a lamp made of seashells!

*inserts all the Large, Medium, and Small keyters I keep accidentally bringing home from work!*

[mopthebunny]

You get a Picasso painting

*Inserts old laptop*