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Re: The worst movie ever made
« Reply #135 on: December 26, 2014, 05:03:52 PM »
I've seen tweets from people who didn't know the Titanic was a real ship.  They thought it was invented for the movie!
I can see that coming from young people.
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Re: The worst movie ever made
« Reply #136 on: December 26, 2014, 05:41:14 PM »
I've seen tweets from people who didn't know the Titanic was a real ship.  They thought it was invented for the movie!
I can see that coming from young people.
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Re: The worst movie ever made
« Reply #137 on: December 26, 2014, 05:58:48 PM »
The Straight Story

Terrible.
It's about an old man traveling across the US on a riding lawn mower only to find that the brother he was going to see had already died. So he turned around and drove home.

It was so horrifically boring that I actually cried.

My uncle made us watch it when he lived with us.
(My apologies if you've seen this movie and liked it. I found it torturous.)
Lol I ought to list movies that Hollywood makes when they run out of good ideas.

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Re: The worst movie ever made
« Reply #138 on: December 26, 2014, 06:07:40 PM »

Lol I ought to list movies that Hollywood makes when they run out of good ideas.

The last few years have been TERRIBLE for rehashing ideas!  Everything seems to be either based on comics or toys, or remakes.  Or remakes of movies based on comics and toys.
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Re: The worst movie ever made
« Reply #139 on: December 26, 2014, 07:49:45 PM »

Lol I ought to list movies that Hollywood makes when they run out of good ideas.

The last few years have been TERRIBLE for rehashing ideas!  Everything seems to be either based on comics or toys, or remakes.  Or remakes of movies based on comics and toys.

that is just poetic. it's so beautifully written.
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Re: The worst movie ever made
« Reply #140 on: December 26, 2014, 08:29:16 PM »
I feel it would be cheating to say "every movie on Mystery Science Theater 3000".

That being said.  Every movie on Mystery Science Theater 3000

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Re: The worst movie ever made
« Reply #141 on: December 27, 2014, 05:12:25 AM »
I feel it would be cheating to say "every movie on Mystery Science Theater 3000".

That being said.  Every movie on Mystery Science Theater 3000

Not all movies they reviewed were bad. Some of them had an excuse, like, some were made for children from other countries, like Godzilla VS Megalon. They should have never reviewed movies they didn't understand from the beginning, and didn't even gave a crap about.

The whole show was pretty awful.
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Re: The worst movie ever made
« Reply #142 on: December 27, 2014, 02:10:13 PM »
Now I'm kind of tempted to run a Bad Movie livestream and show The Room.

But not Food Fight, nothing will possess me to watch that ever again.
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Re: The worst movie ever made
« Reply #143 on: December 27, 2014, 03:41:07 PM »
The Room.  It's just so indescribably, amazingly bad.  I just love it.  O hai Mark!

I did not hit her! *Slams football down* I did not....Oh hai Mark!

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I dit nat hit har, it's bulls***, I did nat hit har, I did naaat. O hai Mark.

Yeah, that's truly how Tommy Wiseau said it.

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Re: The worst movie ever made
« Reply #144 on: December 27, 2014, 04:39:23 PM »
I firmly feel that the whole story of Titanic (that tacky romance thing) kinda hurts. It is way too emotional, then again when I watched it, I was the only one out who wasn't crying their head off when the one character (the guy played by Leonardo Dicaprio) died. What killed it, more than the ice berg, was that someone in my US history class did NOT know that the Titanic sinks at the end. That was brutal.

Wow. That's just sad. 

Thank you for agreeing! It is a year later and I still can't believe the girl said that.

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Re: The worst movie ever made
« Reply #145 on: December 27, 2014, 05:34:32 PM »
If anyone here enjoys bad movies, they might want to check out the web show, "Best of the Worst".  They watch a handful of bad films then pick which one is the best, and which one will be destroyed.  It's made by Red Letter Media, who is probably most well known for their hilariously long, and in-depth video reviews of the Star Wars prequels.


http://redlettermedia.com/best-of-the-worst/

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Re: The worst movie ever made
« Reply #146 on: December 27, 2014, 05:51:54 PM »
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Re: The worst movie ever made
« Reply #147 on: December 28, 2014, 02:51:53 AM »
Since 2014 is coming to a close, personally I feel the worst movie made (for this year) is horror film The Pyramid.

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Re: The worst movie ever made
« Reply #148 on: December 28, 2014, 10:39:09 AM »
I like Eragon too.
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Re: The worst movie ever made
« Reply #149 on: December 28, 2014, 12:33:28 PM »
I don't get how Bee Movie was too childish. It was riddled with innuendo between a woman and a bee. Tasteless. (Aren't worker bees, like ants, female for starters? I mean have animated insects for all I care, but please make it accurate. Not that Bug's Life was any better in that aspect.)
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