Well see the thing is I have been looking up some laws for Ohio...and I am going to maintain it is "the weird state"
Apparently in your state it is illegal to get a fish drunk...
Now in order for this to be a law you must think at some point someone decided to get a fish completely smashed on Malibu or whiskey and whatever person and fish then got up to it was enough to cause criminal damage or a public disturbance...
All of this worries me
Wait...........WHAT?????????
Kaoskat just walk away!! I think she is just making it up
Nope...not...
Kat...I think its time for ninja mod rescue...
We would be AWESOME superheros