My Little Pony Wrong Answer Game!

[CrystalMist]

Because she was a kiss up.

Why is pinkie pie so random??

[daisypaisley76]

Because she ran out of her Ritalin.

Are Cabbage Patch Ponies Fakies?

[scarletjul]

Of course not!  They have "pony" in their names, don't they?

Why had the g3 ponies originally never heard of Pegasus ponies or unicorns until their respective movies?

[Ponyfan]

The pegasus and unicorn ponies used a special magic to keep themselves hidden. Whenever a g3 earrth pony visted them as soon as they left they used the speical magic to make the pony forget that they had just visted them.

How are G1 fancy mermaid ponies related to sea ponies?


Ponyfan

[daisypaisley76]

By a third cousin, twice removed. We don't talk about him.

Why doesn't G4 Sweetie Belle have a cutie mark?

[Marigold]

She erased it with a gooey gummi.

Why is Catrina so mean?

[CrystalMist]

Because she has a wedgie.   
Why are the Teeny Tiny so cute?

[scarletjul]

Because they're part kitty.  Who doesn't like kitties? 

Why were there so few g2s in the US?

[Jinxxy]

Because we have enough anorexic skinny model types in Hollywood anyways!

Why do boy ponies need bandannas?

[daisypaisley76]

To tie around their legs so they can look like Chachi from Happy Days

What's so special about the Baby Pink Sunsparkle variant?

[Ponyfan]

She can wink in and out just like the unicorns even though she's an earth pony. 

What is a Magic Message pony?


Ponyfan

[daisypaisley76]

A member of the New Age Pony Cult.

Why does Lily Lightly's horn light up?

[Chrissytree]

her skirt is attracted to electrical sockets zzzzzzzaapp

what do ponies drink?

[daisypaisley76]

Bolivian virgin nut seed oil extract.. Shaken, not stirred.

Why do Pony McD toys come sealed in plastic?

[scarletjul]

So that they don't "accidentally" eat a kid's happy meal.

Why are flutter ponies so small?