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Watch out for those caskets!
« on: November 01, 2012, 08:07:53 PM »
A man is walking home alone late one foggy night...

when behind him he hears:


Bump...

BUMP...

BUMP...


Walking faster, he looks back and through the fog he makes out the image of an upright casket banging its way down the middle of the street toward him.


BUMP...

BUMP...

BUMP...


Terrified, the man begins to run toward his home, the casket bouncing quickly behind him


FASTER...

FASTER...

BUMP...

BUMP...

BUMP...


He runs up to his door, fumbles with his keys, opens the door, rushes in, slams and locks the door behind him.

However, the casket crashes through his door, with the lid of the casket clapping


clappity-BUMP...

clappity-BUMP...

clappity-BUMP...


on his heels, the terrified man runs.

Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, the man locks himself in. His heart is pounding; his head is reeling; his breath is coming in sobbing gasps.

With a loud CRASH the casket breaks down the door.

Bumping and clapping toward him.

The man screams and reaches for something, anything, but all he can find is a bottle of cough syrup!

Desperate, he throws the cough syrup at the casket...

and,


(hopefully you're ready for this!!!)


The coffin stops.



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Re: Watch out for those caskets!
« Reply #1 on: November 01, 2012, 08:42:20 PM »
Oh dear.... :P
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Re: Watch out for those caskets!
« Reply #2 on: November 01, 2012, 08:51:42 PM »
 :rolleyes: :pillow: :pillow:  Kiwi dear, that was baaad.  And hilarious.
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Re: Watch out for those caskets!
« Reply #3 on: November 01, 2012, 08:56:46 PM »
:lmao:

Now THAT is a funny joke :lol:
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Re: Watch out for those caskets!
« Reply #4 on: November 01, 2012, 09:00:38 PM »
OMG!
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Re: Watch out for those caskets!
« Reply #5 on: November 01, 2012, 09:07:11 PM »
I needed that!
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Re: Watch out for those caskets!
« Reply #6 on: November 01, 2012, 10:12:18 PM »
That's terrible! LOL
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Re: Watch out for those caskets!
« Reply #7 on: November 01, 2012, 10:24:55 PM »
OMG :lmao: 
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Re: Watch out for those caskets!
« Reply #8 on: November 02, 2012, 08:16:28 AM »
*shakes head*
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Re: Watch out for those caskets!
« Reply #9 on: November 02, 2012, 08:30:35 AM »
Too bad to be anything other than funny :lol:
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Re: Watch out for those caskets!
« Reply #10 on: November 02, 2012, 08:38:33 AM »
 :lmao: :lmao: that was soo bad but kinda funny lol
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Re: Watch out for those caskets!
« Reply #11 on: November 02, 2012, 08:52:58 AM »
LMAO!!!  I TOTALLY needed this today!  Thank you!
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Re: Watch out for those caskets!
« Reply #12 on: November 02, 2012, 09:09:19 AM »
oh, that was aweful :P
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Re: Watch out for those caskets!
« Reply #13 on: November 02, 2012, 02:26:43 PM »
:D heehee

I got it in an email, and just had to share.
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Re: Watch out for those caskets!
« Reply #14 on: November 02, 2012, 02:29:53 PM »
That's terrible!~  :rofl: BahahaaA!~
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