The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game

[EminentZephyr]

Granted. But now your friend won't leave you alone, and becomes completely obsessed with you. So badly in fact that you end up having to get a restraining order.

I wish I had won the mega-millions tonight.

[Eviecorn]

Granted, but you have to give me half after taxes. 

I wish I could lay in bed all week.

[invaderhorizongreen]

you lay in bed all week but there are 10 spiders on the ceiling that keep you company

I wish I had more boxes to pack up my ponies.

[NinaMarie]

Granted, but the boxes end up being portals to other dimensions and your ponies disapear forever!!

I wish that we don't have last minute customers today making us stay after closing 

[MidnightVelvet]

Granted but now everyone comes at the beginning of the day and then you have no customers in the afternoon. And can't change the closing hours or leave early.

I wish I could get a PC on the limited edition Furby I found yesterday.

[unicornprincess]

Granted, but the value of it is so low that it is practically worth nothing

I wish my friends lived closer by

[SweetScoops]

Granted, But now you live farther away.

I wish I did'nt have to wake up so early tomorrow.

[Eviecorn]

Granted.  You get to sleep until noon!  But when you wake up, you discovered you missed the Free Money for Everyone on Earth Giveaway that was from 8-11.

I wish my pizza would get here.

[EminentZephyr]

Granted. Your pizza finally arrives, but now it is stone cold, and you find a hair hidden under the cheese. The delivery person seems to have taken a bite out of it as well.

I wish my cats and dog got along.

[Starlightstarbright]

Granted. But by working together they finally manage to destroy the world.

I wish my hair wouldn't get into knots so easily.

[Eviecorn]

Granted - you now have no hair.

I wish I was a little bit taller.

[Winter Bones]

Granted - you grow just tall enough to reach the top shelf at supermarkets everywhere. Soon, all the leprechauns in town flock to you in the hopes that you'll be able to reach the lucky charms. The store manager doesn't seem to take kindly to these new, pint sized customers...

I wish I hadn't procrastinated on this essay.

[unicornprincess]

Granted, but you worked so long on your essay till it is 50 pages long.

I wish some of these darn problems in my life would stop

[Eviecorn]

Granted.  Now life is so awesome everyone around you is sick of hearing about how good it is! 

I wish autumn lasted forever.

[Pheasant]

Granted, but now you'll wake up to a lawn covered with falling leaves every single day.

I wish that my ponies weren't all in a box beneath my bed.