The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game

[Baby_Glory_2000]

Granted. But now that is the only artwork you can work on. Ever. And as soon as you finish it, it disapears and you have to start over. 

I wish I had my own Delorean time machine to go back in time and buy MIP ponies!

[Melissa]

Granted, but the only pony you can ever find is Shady.

I wish I had a bigger house!

[SeashellnBubbles]

Granted! But you have to be the only one to clean it and you live in the desert.

I wish I could write the best novel ever!

[Sky_Rocket_Sammie]

Granted but it's such a huge success. That you are hounded for a sequel and thus have no life. Fans, media bother you 24/7 and you have no time to write.

I wish I could attend a NHL hockey game in person. Only watched them on TV.

[silverdragon54]

Granted, but you have to attend a Calgary Flames game. (They're my team and I support them no matter what, but why must we suck so much?! )

I wish I had a Wacom tablet.

[Sky_Rocket_Sammie]

Granted, but you have to attend a Calgary Flames game. (They're my team and I support them no matter what, but why must we suck so much?! )

I wish I had a Wacom tablet.

Now if you'd said the Flyers, that would have been fighting words. Anaheim Ducks are my team, with the Pittsburgh Penguins a close second.

Back to the wish. Granted but it does everything for you. Cooking, cleaning, even your hobbies. They all belong to it, you now have no life.

I wish it would snow.

[SeashellnBubbles]

Granted! But while doing whatever it is you want to do in the snow you break all your arms and legs and everyone still expects you to shovel the driveway...

I wish my dogs would respect me and see me as the grand high poobah that I am.

[Ionn]

Granted! The dogs not only respect you, they revere you to the point of obsession, never letting you out of their physical bubble & never again taking food or water from another's hand. Or bowl.

I wish my garage didn't need a new roof.

[AngelBlue]

Granted! Your garage roof is lovely BUT the doors have just fallen off and the walls have cracked...

I wish that my girls wouldn't wake me up in the night!

[Domingo]

Granted, they no longer wake you up in the night! Now they put you to sleep in the morning.

I wish it wasn't election day so my wits wouldn't have to crumble!

[Charmer]

Granted, but only you know it's election day so no one actually votes!

I wish there was no such thing as clouds!

[Ionn]

Granted! Your garage roof is lovely BUT the doors have just fallen off and the walls have cracked...

That already happened. 


Granted! Earth no longer has atmospheric moisture & therefore no rainfall, either.

I wish my house didn't have so many popcorn ceilings.

[SeashellnBubbles]

Ugh...popcorn cielings! Who thought THAT was a great idea? Fine...granted. But instead of having to put of with tacky 60's era ceilings you have to put up with tacky 70's era decor! FOREVER!!

I wish my ponies weren't the most colorful and exciting things in my life right now.

[Charmer]

Granted but you work as a cleaner and never see all the cool stuff!

I wish I could be the next Doctor on Doctor Who!

[NinaMarie]

Granted! You are the next doctor! Too bad after half a season they decide to cancel the show all together. 

I wish my crochet "talent" would be discovered and suddenly I made big bucks from my favorite hobby.