The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game

[NinaMarie]

Guess what! Someone left you amazing life sized stuffed Danny Worsnop doll at your door! Oh wait it IS Danny Worsnop horror movie people turned to dolls style. Eeep

I wish my urge to snack all the time would stop

[EminentZephyr]

Granted, your urge to snack all the time is gone, but now you find the taste of ALL food completely and utterly repulsive and you never want to eat now, and it's hard to keep anything down.

I wish whoever stole the garden gnomes out of my front garden, has the heart to return them back to me safely in the condition they were in before. And they don't take anything else! >;( and nobody else does either.

[Irkencat]

Granted, but when the garden gnomes retured they came with a mystical spell which turned them alive, and then moved back to the secret gnome land far far away

I wish that I had an intresting and creative fun job.

[Ariadna]

Granted! Your job is indeed very interesting! You are a mortuary make up artist, you get to be creative putting make up on the dead before they are displayed in front of family and friends who wish them farewell. You also find this strangely fun

I wish someone else would pack my belongings for me while I move house.

[Dainty]

Granted! Someone packed your belongings, but they packed them like a bad ebay seller who doesn't care if the items get to their destination in one piece! 

I wish.... I wish I had a sandwich :j

[Domingo]

Granted, but it's a dirty socks sandwich, and it's also the only food for millions of miles.

I wish I had a girlfriend.

[FlitterRose]

Granted! You have a wonderful girlfriend now - pretty, understanding and nice. But she's the daughter of Slenderman and Mileena (somehow they met and married)

I wish everyone would stop saying that The Fray is a stupid band and such nonsence as ,,Boring and long songs without any sence"

[kaninchen]

granted. everyone has stopped saying that because the fray instead has someone stopped existing completely. they instead say, who?


i wish the giant elephant seal i'm monitoring would go back in the damned water!

[Ariadna]

Granted! The giant elephant seal goes back into the water but only for a brief moment, it comes back out immediately finds a nice place to rest and takes a long nap.

I wish it wasn't so hot and humid today :/

[Sukeile]

Granted! It is now freezing cold and the air is so dry it makes you cough every time you breathe in.

I wish I had normal and healthy sleeping schedule.

[Charmer]

Granted, however, you sleep during all of your faverite tv show and whenever something importand happens you're having a "healthy sleep".

I wish out cat didn't keep us up at nights!

[EminentZephyr]

Granted, your cat no longer keeps you up at nights. Instead, it appears he has ran off, to live happily ever after with cat friends in the wild.

I wish guests knew when they are overstaying their welcome... -_____-

[Sukeile]

Granted, anyone who visits you can now instantly read your mind!
Of course this is so awkward and uncomfortable for everyone that you just decide to never invite anyone ever again and live the rest of your life isolated and alone.

I wish I was a Mermaid living in warm tropical waters

[gustystarr]

Granted now your a mermaid in a tropical sea, but some fishermen accidentaly catch you and take you back to the mainland to do reaserch on you.
(I know I read way to many mermiad stories.)

   I wish I didn't have to get up so early (sighs) 

[NinaMarie]

Granted! You don't have to get up early anymore because you are now in a coma!

Hmm my last few wish grantings have been dark..

I wish I could find the Monster High CAM I want so i can play with it and get it out of my system. (kinda just want a doll so I can crochet clothes for it)