The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game

[Pheasant]

Granted, but now the rest of your house is really tiny.

I wish summer was over.

[NinaMarie]

Granted, but the weather stays the same until spring

I wish i had a REAL My Little Pony

[foalpatrol]

Granted, but it 's a BBE and it sits at the end of your bed, staring at you while you're asleep.

I wish my studies were over!

[Jinxxy]

Your studies are over, but that's because you got kicked out of school for being too fabulous and now you have to work a career as a Mc.Donalds bathroom cleaner uppper

I wish I will finish my fursuit in time for the next furcon..

[gustystarr]

Kaoskat were you talking about me when saying you wish I'd come over to play ponies? I'm just confused .

 and back to the topic, Granted but the fur gets lice and fleas and ends up catching on fire.

 Okay my turn. I wish I could go back in time and meet the Beatles.

[Jinxxy]

You met them, they're incredibly nice and you get to hang out backstage with the band. You have a great time ... and then you wake up! Only to realize that you're late for work. You get up, stub your toe and realize your coffee maker is broken...noo!

I wish my Chevy Luv was a 5 speed turbocharged race rig.

[BrightSide]

Granted.. but it's in the vilest shade of yellow and pretty much falls to pieces in an instant.

I wish it was Saturday, I want to go shopping already!!

[hyenacub]

Granted, but it 's a BBE and it sits at the end of your bed, staring at you while you're asleep.

LMAO

[Jinxxy]

Granted.. but it's in the vilest shade of yellow and pretty much falls to pieces in an instant.

I wish it was Saturday, I want to go shopping already!!

HAHA.
Actually most Luvs ARE a horrible vile shade of yellow! I lucked out and mine is Rainbowdash blue
Also, most of them do fall to pieces, so really you just condemn me to having an average Luv

It's Saturday, but all of the stores are closed due to some stupid new holiday.

I wish I could loose all this extra weight I've put on over the past 6 months!

[hyenacub]

Granted, but you lose it in weird places and look like a Chernobyl mutant.

I wish I had a Subway melt.

[Luxrayx]

Granted, but there is something green, plasma-ish in it


I wish i had g3 Minty.

[MikaylaIsSoCoolLike]

Granted, but when you open her up, you notice she is full to the brim with rust.

I wish it was autumn already.

[kaoskat]

Kaoskat were you talking about me when saying you wish I'd come over to play ponies? I'm just confused .

I want everybody to come play ponies!!!!

Granted but now it's autumn forever and that means no Christmas or summer vacation or spring flowers or summer fruits or.........

I wish these evil storms would stop already.

[Jinxxy]

Hyenacub! You make me LOL!!



Kasokat, your wish is granted, your storms stop but they're replaced by an awful drought. The drought causes no local produce to grow. Food prices shoot up 50 percent. You're desperate. You have to sell your favorite pony just to get by!!

( I like writing. I have to make these horrible !)

I wish I wasn't so constipated.

[hyenacub]

Haha glad I do!  I like being funny. 

oooo granted.  But when you crap, it's neon yellow and burns like you ate a gallon of habenaro peppers the night before.

I wish that my dollyhair was here already.