The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game

[NoPonySpecial]

Oh, how can I corrupt that! That'd be mean!  Poor girl.

Granted, but she cheers up due to a joke at your expense. But it's worth it to see her smile.

I wish my nose didn't run so much!

[hyenacub]

Granted.  Your lips do instead.  They run off to join the Foreign Legion.

I wish my nose WOULD run--it's stuffed up.

[gustystarr]

Your nose does run but you can't catch it so you end up forever chasing it.



   I wish I could live in and keep reliveing the decade 1956- 1966 over and over again

[Eviecorn]

Granted - but you have to spend them in prison.  Federal prison. 

I wish my dog would stop barking at random cats walking around in our neighborhood.

[hyenacub]

Granted.  Now he humps them instead, and you have all sorts of little mutant cat/dog hybrids running around.  This unnatural creature mutates and starts the Apocalypse.

I wish that my Dark Fanart for October was already done.

[Eviecorn]

Granted.  Now he humps them instead, and you have all sorts of little mutant cat/dog hybrids running around.  This unnatural creature mutates and starts the Apocalypse.

Catdog!  Catdog!  Alone in the world is a little catdog!

[RAMChYLD]

I wish that my Dark Fanart for October was already done.

Granted. But you save it into your USB flash drive, and then found that the flash drive was broken and your work is lost.

I wish my iPad could get the iOS6 upgrade

[FlitterRose]

Granted.  Now he humps them instead, and you have all sorts of little mutant cat/dog hybrids running around.  This unnatural creature mutates and starts the Apocalypse.

Catdog!  Catdog!  Alone in the world is a little catdog!

Spoiler

Out on the road or back in town,all the little critters put Catdog down 

Yay,more Catdog comunity

[PaintedHooves]

I wish my iPad could get the iOS6 upgrade

Granted but you crack the screen and can't use it anymore.

I wish I had all the Applejacks!

[Salli]

Granted! But it's the cereal  not the pony

I wish chocolate burned fat

[Vampasaurus]

granted, but now everything else has 4x as much fat

I wish I never had to sleep

[FlitterRose]

Granted,but now you're so tired,you're barely standing on your feet.And you can't get a nice break,because you can't go to sleep.You never sleep,remember 

I wish I could choose between MH Rochelle,Venus and Dead Tired Clawdeen.I just can't choose between those three,which one to buy

[NinaMarie]

Granted, you've made your decision but once you make it to the store all three of them are no longer available.

I reeally wish I hadn't put off writing this stupid statistical analysis paper until the day it was due.

[hyenacub]

Congrats!  You turned it  in the very same day it was assigned and got a big fat F because you only spend fifteen minutes on it.

I wish it was nice and WARM outside!

[bladed]

Granted, but it is only warm for 15 minutes

I wish I had a better iPod..