If Toys could Talk - What would your Ponies say?

[Tulips]

I imagine them singing 'Everything is Awesome' from the Lego Movie... just for a laugh

[Iris Patch]

Hmmm... my new arrival G1s are saying, "Thanks for the spa day! We feel new again! Will you play with us? It's been so very long!"
My G4s are saying, "You're not thinking of having those G1s hang out here are you? We're already crowded as it is!"
FS Applejack is saying, "Anyone seen my hat, ya'll? The rest of you 're all dressed up, I can't find my duds anywhere!" (I bought her sans accessories on eBay some time ago)

[UrocyonFox]

I some ponies that have been loved very very hard so I imagine they would talk like war vets about the hardship and how they "lost" a lot of good ponies in that fight.

Others would talk about previous owners, their fears of being at a thrift shop, and a few customs I think would tell me if they like they consider themselves a new pony, or the same pony with make up!

[CupcakeLoverXx]

Mine would be super mad that after I have styled their hair,cleaned them and taken photos,they get to live the rest of their life on a shelf! I have a love:hate relationship with my Equestria Girls dolls so they probably feel a similar way about me!

[cyberunicorn]

At the moment I would have sprinkles shouting "wash me clean me please do something about my hair."

Salty and happy glow also shouting "please can you reattach my head to my body" or please can I get my new tail any time please my butt is getting cold"

[lovesbabysquirmy]

"Could you like, sometimes, just sometimes, re-style our hair and move our displays around?  Brush us, make us pretty, we love you!"

[kissthethunder]

I am thankful my ponies can not talk o-o the things they know about me!! what they've witnessed!