Lolwut? Completely nonsensical backcard stories

[Ringlets]

         totally LOL-worthy!!    wait! the pony didnt see their cutie mark friend until the nappy was changed by mom?!!. ..and one of the babies hadnt had her nappy changed yet??!  so how long was it before mom changed the nappies since the baby was old enough to know what a friend is and what a nappy is??!! ick!!    ..some of those stories... oh dear!  

[WingsOfMasquerade]

I think...baby Countdown's story was rather random?
I think he flew around in a rocket ship that was somehow made of sunlight pieces. I mean, it's ok that the sun is like a character & it can 'do' things, but even still, trying to figure out a rocket that was somehow made of solid light seemed over-the-top nonsense.

Weren't some of the big brother stories odd?
I like the idea of trying to find the most nonsense story of them all!

Other strangeness:
Rainbow babies put their ribbons on the ground and it flew up and turned into a rainbow
Trucker/4Speed made up a candy truck that could really drive (somehow)

I'm no back card expert though, there's got to be wierder ones...and I'd love to hear it.

[Galactica]

Wow  the story about finding friends in one's nappy.... the hip symbol is NOT the first thing I thought of...


There is a bizarre story on the back of those new unicorn fakies about turning into mermaids when they touch water- but I guess those don't really count.