Dear Pony Girl who was walking on Portland Avenue around 4:45 yesterday afternoon,
You were wearing a navy blue T-shirt with bright orange G3 ponies on it.
It took a moment for me to recognize you.
By the time I realized those were MLPs on your shirt, you had passed.
I thought to run and chase you down like a crazy person and be like "YOU LOVE PONIES???? ME TOO! PONIES ROCK!" but I was tired and crabby and you may not have appreciated my enthusiasm.
I wondered if you were on MLP Arena.
If you are, hello!
Your pony shirt made me smile.
Love,
DF.