So, in the last couple of days I have:
Acquired a rather painful bruise on my knee when I tried to Cirque-du-Soleil my way to the other side of the toy room. (it's, uh, messy)
Nicked myself not once, but twice with a box cutter while trying to open the insanely secure packaging for my new end table. (stupid flat-pack furniture)
About an hour ago, took a chunk off my knuckle when I tried to fix the bedsheets, slipped, and rammed my hand into the edge of the bed frame.
And my special stupid human trick for the night:
It took about 20 minutes and my husband coming down to the basement to determine that the reason the dryer wouldn't turn on.....was because I hadn't actually set the dial to anything. Kids, don't do laundry while tired and headache-y.
Anyone else having a dumb week?