Bizarre dreams story time!

[Strawberry Swirl]

90% of my dreams are on the weirder side, so I am quite used to them.
But sometimes I just sit around after a tiring day and think about them.

It's a bit of a pattern tbh. I always sit there and go "What. The. Nuts."




What about you guys? Do you have weird or nonsensical dreams often? If so, care to swap some stories? :0

[Bekuno]

I have so, so many of these. They frighten my poor friends when I tell them.

I recently had one about me getting pregnant.. with puppies. Literally over a course of three in-dream days I got suddenly pregnant and was taken to a vet instead of a hospital to give birth to a litter of five Irish Setters  I was put to sleep during the procedure and wound up keeping one of them which had become fully grown within another two in-dream days. One of the most hilarious parts to me though was that I was honestly freaking out about it like a teenage mother. I was freaking out to my mom like "I'm only 17 what am I gonna do I can't take him with me when I graduate!!!" And my mom was just "Ah we'll keep him here don't worry about it."  It was odd.

However, my personal favorite of mine wasn't just one dream, but a series of dreams that took place for a week about 3 years ago. I'd like to explore the idea of it and adapt it into a story or movie script or something honestly. It's long, I'll shove it under a spoiler.

Spoiler

The main idea of it was there was a virtual school. Not virtual reality, but everything in the school was digital. It was like a simulation computer program. The school was huge, more like a university, and some students even lived inside of it. Basically what happens is someone got a virus into thew school and it caused the school to star releasing digital monsters to attack students and I was the only one that could do anything about it. So I was trying to deal with my issues of getting a friend who had been ignoring me to finally talk to me and also trying to kill these gross alien creatures running rampant in the school. Every dream the virus would get worse, it started breaking the school apart. I remember trying to find one of my friends who lived in the school dorms and I ran up there to find the rooms look more like the seventh layer of hell. Everything was red and pixelated, it looked like blood and fire. Everyone in there was dead. So yeah I ran down the stairs and away from their real fast. The dream ended with the school blacking out entirely. All of us students got together and we found this kid who got infected and had starting glowing and used him to light out way out of the school as it fell to pieces. It turns out everything was being controlled by a nearby government building in town, so we blew it up.

[Pokeyonekenobie]

Dreams are fun.  I once had a dream that I had a dragon.

I've had dreams that came true before.  Most of it is little stuff that I don't remember until that feeling of deja vu (like helping my mom sort her recipes).
The most notable one happened way back in 1999.  I'll put it under a spoiler because it's a little freaky.

Spoiler

I was a junior in high school (now you know how old I really am) and I was living in Montana at the time.  I had a dream that I was in a school theater.  I hadn't been there before and I was wandering around and found the green room (for you non-theater people, that's the room where the actors wait during performances--it isn't necessarily green).  In the room were a bunch of kids huddled in the corner.  Some were on their cell phones.  They were saying that they weren't safe and they wanted to go home.  I couldn't understand why they didn't just leave and I tried to leave but the door was gone. 

When I woke up I was standing next to my bed, feeling the wall.  I thought it was totally weird because usually I don't "sleepwalk" in any way.  That day at school they made the announcement that a high school in Colorado had had a shooting and we watched the news footage in a couple of classes.  When they mentioned that a bunch of kids had hidden in the green room of the theater at Columbine High School and called their parents on cell phones, I admit I freaked out just a little on the inside. 

[Strawberry Swirl]

Spoiler

I have so, so many of these. They frighten my poor friends when I tell them.

I recently had one about me getting pregnant.. with puppies. Literally over a course of three in-dream days I got suddenly pregnant and was taken to a vet instead of a hospital to give birth to a litter of five Irish Setters  I was put to sleep during the procedure and wound up keeping one of them which had become fully grown within another two in-dream days. One of the most hilarious parts to me though was that I was honestly freaking out about it like a teenage mother. I was freaking out to my mom like "I'm only 17 what am I gonna do I can't take him with me when I graduate!!!" And my mom was just "Ah we'll keep him here don't worry about it."  It was odd.

However, my personal favorite of mine wasn't just one dream, but a series of dreams that took place for a week about 3 years ago. I'd like to explore the idea of it and adapt it into a story or movie script or something honestly. It's long, I'll shove it under a spoiler.

Spoiler

The main idea of it was there was a virtual school. Not virtual reality, but everything in the school was digital. It was like a simulation computer program. The school was huge, more like a university, and some students even lived inside of it. Basically what happens is someone got a virus into thew school and it caused the school to star releasing digital monsters to attack students and I was the only one that could do anything about it. So I was trying to deal with my issues of getting a friend who had been ignoring me to finally talk to me and also trying to kill these gross alien creatures running rampant in the school. Every dream the virus would get worse, it started breaking the school apart. I remember trying to find one of my friends who lived in the school dorms and I ran up there to find the rooms look more like the seventh layer of hell. Everything was red and pixelated, it looked like blood and fire. Everyone in there was dead. So yeah I ran down the stairs and away from their real fast. The dream ended with the school blacking out entirely. All of us students got together and we found this kid who got infected and had starting glowing and used him to light out way out of the school as it fell to pieces. It turns out everything was being controlled by a nearby government building in town, so we blew it up.

ugghhh My phone won't let me copy/paste these so I gotta make seperate replies lol.
I'd rather be pregnant with puppies tbh! Muuuch cuter and much less smelly-ness.

I do remember a long time ago, I had a kinda similar dream in which a bunch of aliens came down here and were paralyzing people by looking into their eyes. When they did, their eyes would turn green and glow + they would just freeze in place.

Well my dad and I ended up being one of the only few left unaffected, we were in a local Shopko trying to fight these things off. For some absurd reason I was a Pikachu(I don't even like those!!!) so I hopped onto my dad's shoulder and encouraged him to run.
......But when I looked at his face, they had got him. Then I woke up lol.

Post Merge: March 20, 2015, 04:13:03 AM

Dreams are fun.  I once had a dream that I had a dragon.

Spoiler

I've had dreams that came true before.  Most of it is little stuff that I don't remember until that feeling of deja vu (like helping my mom sort her recipes).
The most notable one happened way back in 1999.  I'll put it under a spoiler because it's a little freaky.

Spoiler

I was a junior in high school (now you know how old I really am) and I was living in Montana at the time.  I had a dream that I was in a school theater.  I hadn't been there before and I was wandering around and found the green room (for you non-theater people, that's the room where the actors wait during performances--it isn't necessarily green).  In the room were a bunch of kids huddled in the corner.  Some were on their cell phones.  They were saying that they weren't safe and they wanted to go home.  I couldn't understand why they didn't just leave and I tried to leave but the door was gone. 

When I woke up I was standing next to my bed, feeling the wall.  I thought it was totally weird because usually I don't "sleepwalk" in any way.  That day at school they made the announcement that a high school in Colorado had had a shooting and we watched the news footage in a couple of classes.  When they mentioned that a bunch of kids had hidden in the green room of the theater at Columbine High School and called their parents on cell phones, I admit I freaked out just a little on the inside. 

Ahhh that's so cool! I always have dreams where my Pokemon come to life. Mostly it's my baby boy Winston the Charizard.

I remember specifically a dream where I got lost in this weird person's big farm and I was riding on his back to try to see our way out...
I also remember him being able to talk and he legit had the voice of Sniper from Team Fortress 2.
And also we ended up bringing the Hoenn anime main characters back to my house??

Oh and them Winston pooped my bed. Why I did not bother to potty train him is beyond my comprehension.

[Shenanigans]

Last night I dreamed a bunch of Marylin Manson look alikes were chasing me while my sister was building a Rapunzel tower out of huge legos for my dolls

[Harmonie]

My strangest dream that I've been able to keep in my memory is one that began in the front lobby of a hospital surrounded by family, I was in a wheelchair, pregnant and about ready to give birth. Not too weird, I suppose. The weird thing here was that in this dream, there was a boyfriend, had to have been the father. This is already weird because I...don't go that way, and most certainly was secure in that by the time I had this dream. Even weirder is that this boyfriend was not anyone I knew, he was a guy completely fabricated from my mind for the dream! o.O

Certainly weird enough to remain in my memory, but that's not where the dream ended. No, it became very random from that point on. At that point a random figure appeared that can be best described as a ghostly cross between the demon guy from Samurai Jack and Maleficent appeared, and started chasing me (and someone rolling me on the wheelchair? lol) around the town. It was like a cartoony town at this point, and we were going super speed through blocks. (while being in labor? Ridiculous, I know!)

...I have no idea what happened in that dream. lol

[kaoskat]

Most all of my dreams are strange, because most all of my waking thoughts are strange.

[elvenwine26]

OH man I had this really out there dream a month ago. 
I dreamt that every spring I would give birth to a cheetah cub with faintly rainbow spots.  After a few years of this I had a bunch of cheetahs just chilling around my house being lazy on the porch and watching tv with me or other mundane tasks.  When we went hunting for food I always wore a leather mini skirt and a fuzzy green sweater while packing a handgun because...that's hunting gear? Then I gave birth to a normal colored cheetah and said cheetah was taken away from me since apparently in dream world normal colored cheetahs are meant to be come catmen and must be raised in a catman only society that I as a mere human could not provide. 
I wish I could give birth to cheetahs.  How rad would that be.

There was also that odd dream where Kevin Sorbo as Hercules and I were running away from killer lawnmowers in the suburbs.

[Miniature Sheep]

Recently I had a really strange dream wherein I'd moved to America and ended up in a field, where there were a load of black-throated divers perching in a little tree.
A few months ago I also have a really fun dream wherein I'd met this random person and we immediately became best friends. We ended up spending the rest of our day hiding in this abandoned factory and waiting for people to come in so we could jump out and scare them off. Good times.

[Strawberry Swirl]

Cheetahs are so cute! What's with y'all having such cute animal babies? lol

I just woke up for the second time today and MAN do I have a story.
At first, I was just wandering around this store, but next thing I know I'm smack dab in the middle of
Team Fortress 2. (WHY DO I KEEP HAVING DREAMS ABOUT TF2???? Dang it brain!)

Helen ordered me in so I could be her pet but for some reason we ended up fighting and trying to kill each other...
I escaped to a flea market, where I found a bunch of G1 ponies (including a Greek baby pegasus?) but then my dad
escorted me back to my mom.
I was in the back seat with a bunch of friends, but then I killed my mom + Dr Phil came out of nowhere to congratulate me.
Apparently I wasn't in trouble for murder because she had been abusing me for a while (which she doesn't irl I promise.)

Aanyway....Helen got one of her hat minions to shoot fireworks in the sky, asking for me back, so I ran back to her
and then she, Scout and I ended up killing + fighting a bunch of bad guys. (Including a Santa Claus that was massacring the whole town!)

And then I woke up. (And I never got to see Miss Pauling, poo.)

[CadePony]

I have had so many weird/bizarre dreams, it's not even funny. I still remember one I had when I was little that involved me getting trapped between a gigantic, talking vacuum cleaner and a swamp chock full of crocodiles. D=