The worst movie ever made

[Darker]

I don't get how Bee Movie was too childish. It was riddled with innuendo between a woman and a bee. Tasteless. (Aren't worker bees, like ants, female for starters? I mean have animated insects for all I care, but please make it accurate. Not that Bug's Life was any better in that aspect.)

Maybe it was the puns and a few jokes that made the movie very hard to watch. A few of them are good, but most of them are not.

[starrypawz]

One of the worst I've ever watched?
The Lone Ranger movie, I had no intention of watching it but I got dragged along with my family and I really regret watching it. Like one of my issues (beyond all the 'this is actually quite offensive' elements I won't get into here) like it couldn't decide what sort of film it was, like it was 'it's grim and gritty' 'now it's a buddy cop picture' 'now it's slapstick comedy' and yeah it just didn't know what it was doing
And the film kind of lagged for me and felt like it was longer than it should be and well considering something like the Lone Ranger really shows it's age as a 'product of it's time' I think it should've been left as that and not rebooted because it's like one of those things where certain elements of it do not work anymore for obvious reasons

Like Tonto

Spoiler

You've already got the 'he's a walking Native American stereotype' to deal with, then in the movie you have the 'and they cast someone white to play a Native American' but then it's like for most of the film the 'hahaha Tonto is a wacky Native American, those Native Americans are just so weird' is played straight and then it turns out 'Actually no he's mentally ill due to trauma' and yeah that just left a bad taste in my mouth 

And also

Spoiler

And the fact one of the only women in the film basically existed as a piece like they gave her some moments but largely it was like 'and she's married to Reid's brother, but she really secretly loves him and then also oh yeah the villian wants her. And then there was this random point where in the climax of the film she looked all set to do something that would've really helped the main character because she's been kidnapped and she escapes and is climbing along a moving train and is about to hit a bad guy over the head with a wrench...
Then she gets hit over the head with a silver nuggets and it was intended to be a 'funny' moment but it just wasn't.

[LadyMoondancer]

New contender for worst ever animated holiday movie:  The Christmas Tree.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GlFtMxG6mnY

WORST voice acting ever, bad animation, creepy Santa strikes someone with lightning, and a valuable lesson is learned:  "You always win, when you are good."

[Sora]

New contender for worst ever animated holiday movie:  The Christmas Tree.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GlFtMxG6mnY

WORST voice acting ever, bad animation, creepy Santa strikes someone with lightning, and a valuable lesson is learned:  "You always win, when you are good."

Oh gosh, I saw that on Nostalgia Critic! Just terrible.

[Tigerlilyx]

One of the worst I've ever watched?
The Lone Ranger movie, I had no intention of watching it but I got dragged along with my family and I really regret watching it. Like one of my issues (beyond all the 'this is actually quite offensive' elements I won't get into here) like it couldn't decide what sort of film it was, like it was 'it's grim and gritty' 'now it's a buddy cop picture' 'now it's slapstick comedy' and yeah it just didn't know what it was doing
And the film kind of lagged for me and felt like it was longer than it should be and well considering something like the Lone Ranger really shows it's age as a 'product of it's time' I think it should've been left as that and not rebooted because it's like one of those things where certain elements of it do not work anymore for obvious reasons

Like Tonto

Spoiler

You've already got the 'he's a walking Native American stereotype' to deal with, then in the movie you have the 'and they cast someone white to play a Native American' but then it's like for most of the film the 'hahaha Tonto is a wacky Native American, those Native Americans are just so weird' is played straight and then it turns out 'Actually no he's mentally ill due to trauma' and yeah that just left a bad taste in my mouth 

And also

Spoiler

And the fact one of the only women in the film basically existed as a piece like they gave her some moments but largely it was like 'and she's married to Reid's brother, but she really secretly loves him and then also oh yeah the villian wants her. And then there was this random point where in the climax of the film she looked all set to do something that would've really helped the main character because she's been kidnapped and she escapes and is climbing along a moving train and is about to hit a bad guy over the head with a wrench...
Then she gets hit over the head with a silver nuggets and it was intended to be a 'funny' moment but it just wasn't.

Interesting, I never thought of the movie that way; first watched it on a 8-hour flight back home and all I remember was laughing through it (must be the airplane jitters). Thinking about it again, the points about Tonto especially is so true. About the "white playing a native american" stereotype, Johnny Depp claimed he has Native American ancestry so I guess he can argue for that 

[starrypawz]

One of the worst I've ever watched?
The Lone Ranger movie, I had no intention of watching it but I got dragged along with my family and I really regret watching it. Like one of my issues (beyond all the 'this is actually quite offensive' elements I won't get into here) like it couldn't decide what sort of film it was, like it was 'it's grim and gritty' 'now it's a buddy cop picture' 'now it's slapstick comedy' and yeah it just didn't know what it was doing
And the film kind of lagged for me and felt like it was longer than it should be and well considering something like the Lone Ranger really shows it's age as a 'product of it's time' I think it should've been left as that and not rebooted because it's like one of those things where certain elements of it do not work anymore for obvious reasons

Like Tonto

Spoiler

You've already got the 'he's a walking Native American stereotype' to deal with, then in the movie you have the 'and they cast someone white to play a Native American' but then it's like for most of the film the 'hahaha Tonto is a wacky Native American, those Native Americans are just so weird' is played straight and then it turns out 'Actually no he's mentally ill due to trauma' and yeah that just left a bad taste in my mouth 

And also

Spoiler

And the fact one of the only women in the film basically existed as a piece like they gave her some moments but largely it was like 'and she's married to Reid's brother, but she really secretly loves him and then also oh yeah the villian wants her. And then there was this random point where in the climax of the film she looked all set to do something that would've really helped the main character because she's been kidnapped and she escapes and is climbing along a moving train and is about to hit a bad guy over the head with a wrench...
Then she gets hit over the head with a silver nuggets and it was intended to be a 'funny' moment but it just wasn't.

Interesting, I never thought of the movie that way; first watched it on a 8-hour flight back home and all I remember was laughing through it (must be the airplane jitters). Thinking about it again, the points about Tonto especially is so true. About the "white playing a native american" stereotype, Johnny Depp claimed he has Native American ancestry so I guess he can argue for that 

Yeah like when we went to watch it there was Lone Ranger and Pacific Rim playing and it was like 'Agh why didn't my family want to go and watch Pacific Rim!'

Yeah I know but at the same time when it was like the 'Tonto was basically a mash up of several tribes and basically still one giant 'Magical Indian' sterotype plus the 'Oh yeah the character is actually mentally ill but we're playing it for laughs' it was just a big mess

[LadyMoondancer]

I watched Repo: The Genetic Opera last night and onto the bad movie list it goes.  It was trying so, so hard to be a cult classic, but the thing is real cult classics don't try, they just become.  (Ooo, I feel so zen! Ha ha ha.)

One good song, two okay-ish songs, and a bunch of bad songs . . .

[slyons]

Just had to sit through "Let's Be Cops". 'Nuff said.
Awful acting, moronic premise and the jokes were terrible.
Good thing I had my tablet and was otherwise occupied on the Arena 

[DazzleKitty]

Another one I thought of is Baby Geniuses. I don't know how it even spawned a sequel.