No, this is not a thread about the show, as awesome as it is.
Objective:
The first person to post is the king of the hill. Your mission is to knock him/her off the pedestal in creative ways. Want to take 'em down with a potato gun? A swarm of angry bees? A tidal wave? Fakies? A noxious fart even? Doesn't matter. You just have to be creative.
Rules:
-You are the new king when you have knocked the last person to post off the hill. The next person will be knocking you off.
-Post format should be something like "I knock (insert username here) off by ____________." You can vary upon that model, but you must use the person's username.
-Keep it fun and light hearted. It's just a game.
-You cannot go again until at least 3 more people have played.
So, since I started it, I rule at the moment. Hit me with your best shot.