Crazy Craigslist Post lol

[FairyDust]

I'm sure we all run across from crazy posts in Craigslist.  Here is one I found.  The guy is still looking if anybody has one LOL.



wanted: space ship
I am looking for a functional space ship. I am interested in traveling through space but im not smart enough to be an astronaut. If anyone has a space ship I would like it. I can pick it up.

[kaoskat]

LOL That's too funny! I'll have to check our shed and see if we have one stored away in there.

[kakenterprise]

My all time favorite

"You will not find this doll, It was not to be sold to me by a certain store, but they had no choice because I had it in my hand. This one of a kind Monster High doll is in a grey box." she wanted 900 for it

 skull shores black and white Frankie

[Icecrystalline]

Hahahahahaha best one that I could think of:
"Wanted: The Tardis. Full size. Fully working. Will pay well!"
Soooo much LOL!

[achab1984]

Is that person for real when asking for a space ship???????   LOL

[Kiwi]

Last Friday we had a snow day here - tons of snow. Someone posted a Kijiji ad of "Free Snow - Today Only". It went on to say it was available from their lawn, roof, driveway (etc), and their neighbours were giving it away too. Take all you want!

[Icecrystalline]

Last Friday we had a snow day here - tons of snow. Someone posted a Kijiji ad of "Free Snow - Today Only". It went on to say it was available from their lawn, roof, driveway (etc), and their neighbours were giving it away too. Take all you want!

I'd take it! Don't think it'd last all the way to the UK though! 

[StoryDreamer]

Some of my favorites:

One free butt-pumpkin. Do you want an old pumpkin that looks like a butt. Pick it up in the alley behind Inn-Joy/Small Bar/Thai Village. First come, first who gets butt pumpkin. You can hold it up to your butt in pictures and it looks like you have a pumpkin for a butt. Due to the high demand, we will no longer be taking calls. Thank you.

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Certified Pre-Owned Cat *** Orange Tabby

Great for the holiday season, this 2005 Fat Cat is on special this month. Featuring a beautiful mango orange color scheme with neon carrot racing stripes, this one has plenty of miles left on the odometer. In fact, this particular Cat was stored entirely indoors, and has no more than a half mile or so on the odometer. This model is very low maintenance and purrs like a kitten. This Orange Tabby was recently given a full 152-point inspection by a local kitty mechanic and has been certified to be in like-new condition! This baby is fully loaded! One bed, some food, bowls, and all the tools you'll need are included! This month we are running a special for all qualified buyers, no money down, no payments ever! You can drive him home for the low-low price of a donation to the Oregon Humane Society, in any amount you like, preferably in the form of a check made out to Oregon Humane. Call now to schedule your test drive!

[RedKitsune]

Certified Pre-Owned Cat *** Orange Tabby

Great for the holiday season, this 2005 Fat Cat is on special this month. Featuring a beautiful mango orange color scheme with neon carrot racing stripes, this one has plenty of miles left on the odometer. In fact, this particular Cat was stored entirely indoors, and has no more than a half mile or so on the odometer. This model is very low maintenance and purrs like a kitten. This Orange Tabby was recently given a full 152-point inspection by a local kitty mechanic and has been certified to be in like-new condition! This baby is fully loaded! One bed, some food, bowls, and all the tools you'll need are included! This month we are running a special for all qualified buyers, no money down, no payments ever! You can drive him home for the low-low price of a donation to the Oregon Humane Society, in any amount you like, preferably in the form of a check made out to Oregon Humane. Call now to schedule your test drive!

For some reason, the story about the orange cat makes me want to cry, even though I know it was supposed to be funny. Someone must have cared about that cat a lot to make up a neat little story for him to get adopted ;_;

[StoryDreamer]

I'm wondering if it was an Oregon Humane Society worker post..