So I bought a relatively grubby LOOKING pony off eBay and thought 'Hey, I have time, I will clean her up for my swap partner since she wants that one!', and sure enough the seller sends her to me, in her own lil' box, all neatly wrapped, fast delivery...
She stinks of tar, not smoke, tar. It's that nasty, acrid, crawls-up-your-nose bite of cigarette residue that comes from the house of a heavy or chain smoker.
Firstly: ARGH I can't give her to my swapper like that! I'm already getting a spare of this pony in case I can't fix this one.
Secondly: Even if I keep her I am NOT putting her on a shelf like this.
Thirdly: The real kicker? Her eyes, symbols, blush, body condition and hair are otherwise gorgeous. She just smellls bad!
She's currently in a plastic bag with some dry rice to soak out the remains of her bath without making my room smell awful.