So as some of you may or may not know, I work in an employment office. We get resumes & cover letter’s constantly to forward off to companies for people. Well, today I was checking my email and printing off resumes, when I came across this one, and I HAD to share. I’ve deleted anything “identifiable”, so I hope this makes you laugh as much as it made us. And yes, this person was completely serious in their application, and had an actually quite well done resume! Good luck to you applicant!

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*NAME*
Beautiful Whitehorse YUKON
1-(***)-***-****

Cover Letter

Top of the morning to you:

         I guess you would like to know a bit about me. Are you sure? OK. I just want a steady job where I’m not running all over the country, job to job. That doesn’t look good on a resume now does it? It’s been said that I work and play well with others. Well that’s what my kindergarten teacher put on my Report card this year anyway. I like to work hard. I don’t see a point in sitting around doing nothing when there is work to be done. I’ve been told that I work too hard. BLA! I’ve also been told that I have a good sense of humor… But what do they know? Maybe you would like to find out??? I’m good looking. SSSH! Don’t tell the secretary that. Just keep reading, I’m almost done. I am always early. Never late. If I happen to call in sick, then I am most definitely much too sick. Not hungover or any other type of self inflicted “illness”. If I am not too sick why stay home and not make money when I can be sick and make money. I would be sick regardless. My typing skills are horrible. So it took me some time to get this done for you. I just hope you take some time to read it. I did. 10 times. Just to make sure I didn’t mess up too bad.

      Thanks for taking the time to read this and look at my resume. If you need a  worker, I’m here any time. If you have already got all your staff… Oh well at least you have just read the weirdest cover letter ever.

Have a great day. Regretfully not yours yet:  *******************
 

In my previous topic http://mlparena.com/mlp/index.php?topic=284095.0 I was asking about what to do with customs I would like to either trade off, or return to their original owners (if they want them) Before I open them for trade, I would like to offer the original artists the chance to have them back. If you see one that's yours and you want it, please PM me. All I ask if you pay the shipping cost, and I'll happily mail them home!


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 Please be aware, I'm not getting rid of these because they're ugly or anything of the sort! I love all of these customs, but I need to free up space in my collections, and these have been moved form box to box for years. I would like to see them to go homes where they're loved and displayed, not neglected.  I'm looking in the archives, and if I find the artists names, I'll add them here, and will probably be PMing the artists myself.

Uhura - heftysmurf76 And going home!

Rapunzel - lunaroak

Kairi - Zero_Dream

Dot from Animaniacs - Unicornucopia

Glory - Kazzellin

Raichu - impirius

Faerie with corset "I.K" and "10" on hooves.

Pony with starfish - Nibbles, maybe?

The rest really have no info. Please note too, that as they've all been bounced from box to box, house to house, that they ALL need a little TLC and attention to clean them up a little... but, I hope that maybe they can all find new happy homes!

What I mean is, I have a lot of customs from swaps and things, and there's a some of them I don't want to display anymore due to lack of space, or I'm just not that interested in them. I'm not nearly the pony fan I was, and I'm really trying to conserve space for other collections, not just ponies. I stopped customizing long ago and while all of them are very beautiful and I'm grateful for them, I'm just not attached to them anymore.
 
I have most of them boxed up right now, I wouldn't feel right about throwing them away, and I would definitely never sell them. But what about trading them? Would that be okay, knowing they'd go to another loving home?  I thought about maybe trying to find their original maker and seeing if they want them back, but I couldn't afford to mail them back so it'd be at the original artists expense to get them back, I suppose. Or I could simply give them away, but again, I'd have to ask the person who wants them to pay shipping. Many of them I have no idea who originally made them either. I could *try* to search the archives, but that's a *long* time ago...

I don't want to leave them boxed forever, as I really need the space, and some have gotten a little damaged over the years of constant moving/repacking. What do you think? What would you do?

Heh, I have 3 actually!

Positively Crackers! http://kayserdragon.tumblr.com
My "Ask My Characters" blog for the nearly 300 characters my husband and I have.

Random Musings http://tilastrinity.tumblr.com
For just random stuff I find online I want to share

Tales of a Pony Addict! http://mlpgen.tumblr.com
For confessions for everything to do with the MLP fandom, from G1, to present.