The MLP Arena
Pony Talk => Off Topic => Topic started by: Chrissytree on June 14, 2013, 02:46:10 PM
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If your pets are like ours they most likely rule their home but what about the world! Including the laws of physics and everything impossible of course ;) What would your pets do when they are king or queen of the world mwahahahahaha!!!
Cookie, my sister's Pomeranian would ban all roses because they peek over the fence and look at her! She would also require all cats to be sent on a one way trip to Mars, just because she can :)
Gizmo the Pomeranian would like it to alternate between night time and walkies time every half an hour throughout the day with darkness during the sleepy time and hugs on demand. He'd also ban all other dogs from his walking route so he doesn't have to bark at them.
I reckon Amber the Sheltie would just want me to speak dog so she can understand what I say... then continue to ignore me :)
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Tarzan, my female cat, would eat. A lot. Then she would throw up what she ate to make room for some more food. She's my feline bulimic sadly and her eating is highly monitored with special bowl and food as it is. If she would rule the world there's nothing stopping her. It should be a very short time of rule :(
Ninja, my oldest boy would make the world a playground. He's easily bored so a new toy every ten minute would be necessary.
Simba, my youngest boy, would demand a ton of cat-trees so he could climb. He loves to climb on trees, chairs and tables. He also love to eat, so a mixture of trees and food for his desire.
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Yrja my soon-to-be-one-year-old dog would make this world into one big ball dispenser!! Then she could chase balls from morning till night, but she would make it a summer in Iceland so there would be no night. She would also have a continual buffet so she can eat whenever, an for when she wants to rest, she would have me and my husband lying in special bed, made just for her, where she could come and be cuddled by us :P We would be her cuddle-slaves.
As for my cats, I think they pretty much have this world the way they want it :P
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I have one female betta in a 10 gallon planted tank, she is the princess of the tank so she is the ruler in her little world! My beardie Zoey would eat everything in sight that would fit in her mouth or lick everything... and Nirobi my sand boa would just nap a l l d a y everyday! x'D
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My guinea pig, Cocoa would declare no human interaction, no gerbils to keep her up all night, and a magic food dish that fills up with treats and hay when she wishes for them. d:
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Belle, my cat, would declare 24/7 cat food stores a law. Then she would demand I feed her every hour of the day.
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my cat bo would demand everyone bow their heads to him so he can hug them back and give them tail pats.
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Sandy would sleep on my bed all day and demand I be there with him at all times.
Nori would run circles around the globe barking and playing with her toys. And she'd have her own small mammals of some sort.
Onigiri would have all the treats she wanted.
Shada would dig holes everywhere.
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Abby the Hamster would decree it illegal for her bowl to be empty and for dogs to bark. She would also have me feeding her sunflower seeds constantly lol:)
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I think my cats would open a theater with performances of toilets flushing.
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My golden retriever, Harry, would ban taxes and demand belly rubs instead. He would probably banish the white dog (Trevor) to Hoboken, N.J.
so he could be the alpha dog and get all of the attention.
Trevor (a Korean Jindo mix) would enact the no-go law, which makes it illegal to poop on all days ending in "y" since he can't stand having to do that. It is beneath him. :P
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Considering Trouble is sitting on me right now, I'm pretty sure that if he were the ruler of life, the universe, and everything, we would reach lap singularity. Everything and everyone would be used for sits and there would be no cosmos, just laps all the way down. (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Turtles_all_the_way_down)
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My brothers pug would probably just eat untl he drops. Hes a pretty lazy dog :/
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My brother and i have had suspicions for years that my dog is waiting for the perfect time to take over the world. (she's suuuuper smart and watches everything you do. if she had hands she'd copy you. seriously) I'm betting she'd be an evil genius dictator and have pet humans to do her every bidding. she would live in a palace and have an underground forest where she could frolick and chase squirrels and cats whenever she wanted and when she's not chasing critters she'd be making the humans do tricks for her amusement. yes.
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Trevor (a Korean Jindo mix) would enact the no-go law, which makes it illegal to poop on all days ending in "y" since he can't stand having to do that. It is beneath him. :P
Haha that's a good one :) Maybe he should just have his poop magically dissolve before it comes out, solves his problem :)
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Arlo, my labrorgi, would just mandate 14 hours of nap time daily. No strangers at the house.
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My cat would demand that all humans instantly sit and make laps for him. They would also be required to pet him until he falls asleep. He kind of demands that now, but gets mixed results.
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I shudder to think about what my cat and dog would do jointly ruling the world.
The other cat would live like one of the really decadent roman emperors, lazing in a bed while being fed kitty treats by slaves.
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My guinea-pig Sweep would banish civilians from the streets & strut across them, rumbling pompously. ^.^
Meanwhile, his brother Teddy would attempt to eat everything in sight.
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Buddy, my little dog, would pee on everything, sniff everyone, and run all over the place. Unfortunately, he would probably get run over and end his rule quickly. :P
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Hmm Suki would demand all the couches to belong to her for choosing and the best would be her perm spot. No one else allowed! Except of course the servants needed to scratch her head 24/7. She would also require 22 hour naps. Sleeping always is necessary.
Cobi would require complete silence since all breathing things require barking and insanity. He would demand the death of all stranger and deer since those things cause distress. He would want all shoes, rawhides or objects like door stoppers to be chew toys. He would require constant attention and a human as a salt like since he licks...a lot.
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My cookie monster would buy his own pizza hut and then build himself the best Snork collection in the world!
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I think my canary would probably make all TV/Radio etc state-owned and only allow them to play power metal and tapes of him singing, since these are obviously the height of all arts.
He would probably make it illegal for his human caregivers to eat breakfast before him, ban all blackbirds, demand a constant supply of bird baths and fresh broccolli, and I guess he would also have a bunch of female canary bodyguards too if he had the choice!
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My cats would puke all over the place (guess what I woke up to at 3am this morning? My cat puking right next to me all over the bed)
And all the countertops would be easily accessible so they can crawl all over them and leave fur everywhere to get in your food.
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This is a funny thread- we've actually wondered what the house would be like if one cat vs. the other ruled the place-
Katy (Bengal) - lots of exercise wheels in every room- heaty beds all over- lots of very very high spots and things to claw up. Human slaves to play chase whenever a cat needed some sport..
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Olive (friendly tux with cerebral hypodisplasia) - Every drawer must be left open with cashmere sweaters within. Low heaty beds and no high, difficult to reach spots, or sofas made of slippery material (she falls a lot). visitors can't see pics , please register or login
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Haha! What is it with bengals and Christmas trees? We had to quit putting them up because it would be on the floor before 2 hours went by. Sometimes it was down before the decorations were on.
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Bengals have more than their fair share of energy I think- but unfortunately this means no glass ornaments of any kind- she WILL climb to the top and tear them off- even if they are tied on there...
SO I guess i can add lots of glass ornaments on the trees for Katy's dream house/world- she loves pulling them off one at a time to see them crash on the floor below...