Vending Machine!

[Eviecorn]

The way this game works is simple.

How it's played:
Something must be inserted to the vending machine, of course, for it to work.  I will be inserting the first quarter.  Then the next user will tell me what I get from the vending machine.  Then it is that user's opportunity to insert something (it can be anything, not just a quarter!)  The next user tells you what you get and inserts something.  And on and on.  Forever.

Example!

Me: I insert a quarter into the vending machine.

Member 1: You get a bucket of chicken.
Member 1 still: I insert some gravy into the vending machine.

Member 2: You get a bunch of caterpillars.
Member 2 still: I insert an American Express card with an unlimited balance into the vending machine.

Get it?  Remember to keep it clean, but also the more absurd and random the better!
I'll get the ball rolling.

I insert a quarter into the vending machine.

[kaoskat]

A dust bunny tumbles out and runs away..... Sorry.....

*inserts cotton candy*

[nikit96]

A robotic clown emerges out and starts terrorizing locals.

-inserts a rubix cube-

[rybett]

You get a Blackberry!!!

I insert a 50 cent piece...

[shockponie]

Out pops a Fitty Cent doll, complete with a bullet-proof vest. I crack myself up. 

I drop a penny slug into the machine...

[mul-ta]

You get a Lithuanian-German dictionary and 3 Soviet kopeks for change.

I insert a love letter.

[Icecrystalline]

*may I just say Evie, I love your game idea!*

You get a really physically fit man with huge buff abs...oh and he's covered in melted chocolate...

I insert a marshmallow filled with chocolate into the machine.

[GazeboMouse]

You get a Lesser Hairy Armadillo, wearing some navy blue court shoes.

I insert a Pigmy Marmoset into the vending machine...

[Icecrystalline]

...You get grumpy cat in return, looking seriously confused and repeating

I insert a rare diamond and gold seashell containing a precious pearl...

[melodys_angel]

You hear the vending machiene ring and out pops a blackbery, with a call from the sea herself!

I insert an accurate representation of the moon and stars

[mul-ta]

You get a really physically fit man with huge buff abs...oh and he's covered in melted chocolate...

Yuck!

A pair of moon boots, men's size 12, falls out.

I insert a pair of run-down pointe shoes.

[mopthebunny]

You get the I phone 752

*Inserts a bottle of youth serum*

(this is an awesome game idea BTW Evie)

[Talismarr]

Out pops a Fitty Cent doll, complete with a bullet-proof vest. I crack myself up. 

This made me laugh out loud!!

mopthebunny, you get a baby!

I insert an empty glass coca cola bottle...

[Mkia]

You get a glass polar bear figure made out of the coke bottle.


I insert a chihuahua.

[nikit96]

You get a very large goldfish in a bowl that is a little too small.

-inserts a bait pony-