The Worst Pony Name You've Ever Heard

[melipuffles]

I was coming in here just to say Tink-a-tink-a-too....I'm also not to fond of Toolaroola...but I had never heard Steamer and Floater before!..Those names are just....unfortunate...

[Cherry_Sunset]

Razzaroo, Doseydotes, Flutterbutter, Lolligiggle, Skedoodle, Tra-la-la (does any song come to mind?), Daring Do Dazzle, Snailsquirm, Snipsy-Snap, and Scootaloo never ceases to make me embarrassed when I talk about her because of how silly her name sounds.

[Sky_Rocket_Sammie]

G1:
Sticky
Steamer
Hollywood

G3:
Flutter Butter
Keen Bean
Yester Daisy

Even as kid I thought some of the names made no sense.
Nice to see Hasbro is keeping up the tradition.

[Rachel-Eyes]

Scootaloo (reminds me of my dog when he scoots to scratch his bum)

[Glitzy Gems]

Glittery Skater from G2, and Brights Brightly from G3 come to mind.

[goddessofpeep]

So many to choose from!  Every generation seems to have their terrible names, but G3s had more than their fair share.

I always though Alphabittle was pretty bad.  Blushie was another terrible one.  I always hated Pinkie Pie as well.  Tink a Tink a Too is just awful!

[mul-ta]

Whizzer, Fizzy, Floater, Squeezer, Snookums, Hippity Hop. Sticky is a bit like Shady: too funny to be actually bad, but her poor twin Sniffles has a horrible name as do Big Top and Toppy, Jabber and Jebber, Bootsie and Tootsie. Little Tabby and Little Whiskers... I don't do cats. Anything with Sparkle. Most Big Brother names. Twinkle Dancer is a little stupid, Pretty Belle and Flowerbelle quite unimaginative. Scootaloo and Cheerilee are absolutely awful.

One G2 name that I never understood is Glittery Study.

[cadance89]

I can't believe no-one's mentioned Pillow Talk! 

[mul-ta]

I can't believe no-one's mentioned Pillow Talk! 

That must be because it's not a bad name On par with Sticky to me!

[moonflower]

I can't believe no-one's mentioned Pillow Talk! 

That must be because it's not a bad name On par with Sticky to me!

Actually, Pillow Talk is quite bad! Morning Glory has a double meaning over here too.

[mul-ta]

Actually, Pillow Talk is quite bad! Morning Glory has a double meaning over here too.

I know what you're talking about, but that's what makes Pillow Talk too hilarious for me to actually dislike. I wasn't familiar with Morning Glory though. Poor pony! 

[Moonbreeze]

Definetely Spunky, Whizzer and Pillow Talk Also Baby Flicker truly made me laugh out loud, but that's because it means something different in Dutch.

[Teddy]

What about Ruby Lips and Woosie?

[moonflower]

Lickety-Split? Not the worst pony name in the world, but it always makes me smile!

G3 definitely have the worst names though.

[MiRaja]

You know, they did something awhile ago, where there was a test, and it would give you a name and you'd have to decide if it was a Stripper name or a My Little Pony name. . .

Gee, I wonder why?  Hahaha.