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Did you hear about the new corduroy pillowcases? They're making headlines.
A girl married a Spanish man and went to Spain..She can't speak SpanishEach time she wanted to buy Chicken Drumsticks at the market,she would lift her skirt and show her thighs to so the seller would understand her.One day she wanted to buy Bananas, she took her husband to shop.........Because he speaks Spanish. What did you think I was gonna say?
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? -Good food. No atmosphere.
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs lying under a pile of leaves?Russell. (Rustle? Get it?! Just to go with Bob and Art... )What do you call a dog with no legs and steel balls?SparkyA rope walks into a bar. The bartender says, "we don't serve ropes here," and kicks him out. The rope goes out to the parking lot, ties himself up and rubs himself on the ground, then walks back into the bar. The bartender says, "Hey! Aren't you a rope?" The rope says, "No, I'm a frayed knot!" (afraid not)How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb?Two, but I don't know how they got in there!
What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor?Make me one with everything ^_^(hope that didn't offend any practicing Buddhists)