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Re: Did you ever notice..... (kinda rude lol)
« Reply #30 on: June 26, 2012, 11:51:28 AM »
So so far we have

Indiscriminate s*x

Bigamy

Incest

and possible murder?

Yay hasbro, I knew I liked ponies for a reason :p

Added so far:

Jerry Springer-style DNA ambiguity

Genetic mutation

Cloning

Hill-billy ponies

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Re: Did you ever notice..... (kinda rude lol)
« Reply #31 on: June 26, 2012, 11:55:33 AM »
You guys, you had better stay away from mirrors. Don't make any wishes for friends or someone to help. You will end up with a baby.

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Re: Did you ever notice..... (kinda rude lol)
« Reply #32 on: June 26, 2012, 01:08:29 PM »
Hillbilly first tooth's...ogod I am laughing SO hard right now.

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Re: Did you ever notice..... (kinda rude lol)
« Reply #33 on: June 26, 2012, 02:12:07 PM »
that would make every pony since then very..very inbred..which does explain some of the mutations .....such as hemroid pony...

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Re: Did you ever notice..... (kinda rude lol)
« Reply #34 on: June 26, 2012, 02:19:19 PM »
You guys, you had better stay away from mirrors. Don't make any wishes for friends or someone to help. You will end up with a baby.
I like how the mirror assume she wants a child, not a husband xD

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Re: Did you ever notice..... (kinda rude lol)
« Reply #35 on: June 26, 2012, 02:21:39 PM »
I thought of ponies as a harem, with a few males as the leaders...and hey, look at Barbie...only recently are they making more Ken dolls to suit her tastes and ever changing styles :D
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Re: Did you ever notice..... (kinda rude lol)
« Reply #36 on: June 26, 2012, 02:35:54 PM »
Lol, I know and what about poor Wedding Bells Confetti? I mean they could have made her a husband..... Even as a kid I was like. 'where's the guy pony' :P

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Re: Did you ever notice..... (kinda rude lol)
« Reply #37 on: June 26, 2012, 02:49:53 PM »
LOL My kids actually asked me about this today.  :blush:
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Re: Did you ever notice..... (kinda rude lol)
« Reply #38 on: June 27, 2012, 06:46:06 AM »
It's a pony harem <3

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Re: Did you ever notice..... (kinda rude lol)
« Reply #39 on: June 27, 2012, 09:51:52 AM »
So the brown & pink My Pretty Ponies are Adam & Eve, if you will?  :sheepish:

If so, then the original six came from their ribs? :lmao:

And the resulting inbred baby first tooth ponies are just hill billy deliverance ponies in bad need of braces?

Ok, I'm laughing so hard now *my* ribs are starting to hurt!
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Re: Did you ever notice..... (kinda rude lol)
« Reply #40 on: June 27, 2012, 11:27:40 AM »
Lol LadyMoondancer!

"I see that some of you have discovered secrets on this night of magic and enchantement," smiled Majesty.

if that's not double entendre, I don't know what is =P
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Re: Did you ever notice..... (kinda rude lol)
« Reply #41 on: June 27, 2012, 02:40:33 PM »
My own headcanon is thus:

Unicorns can perform a spell for maybe  a mother who wants a child and has no husband or a pair of ady ponies as in the case of Glory and Moon Dancer-they performed the spell on each other.

Also for some reason, it's inherent in the magic of Dream Valley that baby ponies will be cloes of one of their parents for a short while-Big Macintosh (who is the son of G1 AJ and Tex in my headcanon and was born in the Valley) looked like the doule of his daddy when he was born. When the family moved back to Equestria, Mac's colour changed, his original cutie mark faded and he lived as any other Equestrian pony, gaining his cutie mark in the normal way. Other Dream Valley babies do the same except the cuties simply change as their coat/mane colours do. Baby Glory and Baby Moondancer for example, grew up to be Sky Flier and Powder respectively. And a certain Baby Rainbow Dash who looked like a wee pegasus clone of her mother and then moved to Equestria when she was only 2-3 years old to study under Firefly as both her parents were earth ponies became a slightly brighter blue, more traditonal rainbow maned pegasus....;)

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Re: Did you ever notice..... (kinda rude lol)
« Reply #42 on: June 27, 2012, 04:09:39 PM »
LOL!

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Re: Did you ever notice..... (kinda rude lol)
« Reply #43 on: June 28, 2012, 08:17:25 AM »
Is anyone else thinking duelling banjos?

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Re: Did you ever notice..... (kinda rude lol)
« Reply #44 on: June 28, 2012, 10:02:02 AM »
Maybe ponies have a strange birth rate where females are more common. Kind of like Pokemon, where female starters are rare.
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