Ebay Banning Magic

[rybett]

Roz, that is hilarious!!!!!!!!

[egyptiondragon]

i didn't even know any magical items were sold on ebay I'm wiccan and i get my supply's from 13moons their pricey but some of the nicest ppl run the site and will usually send extras relating to your situation but i agree this is like religious discrimination

[Beachball]

How funny I was talking about string-type voo doo dolls earlier today and while browsing the toy section at Wal-mart this afternoon I came across a new series of string-type voo doo dolls called Zumbies that I hadn't heard of before. There were only two left and I bought them. Yay for finding a store I regularly visit outside of town is out of the blue carrying string-type voo doo dolls!

[zuse]

My favorite one ever was "The Hands Resist Him."

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Hands_Resist_Him

[MnDancer]

HAUNTED PERFUME PUFF INHABITED BY SPIRIT OF COLLECTOR WHO WENT TOO FAR spirit is very active, often getting onto your ebay account to order more ponies!

AT NIGHT PONY CAN BE HEARD MOANING ABOUT GRAILS AND REARRANGING DISPLAYS

SMELLS OF EMPTY WALLET, PERFUME.

Pony is for entertainment purposes only

We already have tons of haunted ponies- They're called BBE!

[Maniah]

Reading this thread reminded me of way back in the day, when someone was selling bottled virginity. Just in case you lost yours, so you could have a replacement lol.

[Heliodor]

Ebay how can you ban magic???

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YOU KNOW NOT WHAT POWERS YOU MEDDLE WITH

[Rosencrantz]

Thanks for making me snort coffee, Heliodor

[NovelNerd]

Reading this thread reminded me of way back in the day, when someone was selling bottled virginity. Just in case you lost yours, so you could have a replacement lol.

I just about died laughing.

[TwistedWindSox]

Reading this thread reminded me of way back in the day, when someone was selling bottled virginity. Just in case you lost yours, so you could have a replacement lol.

I just about died laughing.

Wait are you serious..? XDD

[MaronaPossessed]

Reading this thread reminded me of way back in the day, when someone was selling bottled virginity. Just in case you lost yours, so you could have a replacement lol.

I just about died laughing.

Wait are you serious..? XDD

So how do I bottle my virginity? Seems some sort of weird magic right there

[Syrcaid]

Man, that makes me sad now.  I LOVED the haunted Furby listings on Ebay.

[lovesbabysquirmy]

Man, that makes me sad now.  I LOVED the haunted Furby listings on Ebay.

Furbies didn't need any help in that department.  Seriously.  When you were done with Furby, you really HAD to take the batteries out and store it in like, the garage.  Otherwise it woke up eventually and spent the rest of its sad AI existence wondering why it was so hated and feared. 

In less seriousness, yeah I also thought +1 initially. 

But really... there are a lot of things that can be sold with a perfectly good legal disclaimer, but I find Ebay's policy to protect themselves from lawsuits is pretty infringing on religious grounds.  I don't typically make Tarot or anything like that part of my daily life, but I can see why a person might want to buy a certain incense or herb or salve...  I agree that things like psychic readings sight-unseen (Skype is different!) and haunted items and stuff that isn't proveable in ways admissable in a court - ie., legally, are NOT going to fly well with Ebay.  They'll kick 'em right off the broom, they will.  Hahaha.  Sorry.  *ahem Serious again*  I think it's terrible that Ebay just wants to ban the whole category pretty much rather than word their policy to say it's up to the seller to include a proper disclaimer.  I mean, publishers can pretty much send anything out to the general public as long as they throw in that little paragraph about fictional and author's imagination, so how hard would it be to say that one's Ebay business is responsible for that kind of thing?  Geeeeeeez. 

[CrystalCrown]

Reading this thread reminded me of way back in the day, when someone was selling bottled virginity. Just in case you lost yours, so you could have a replacement lol.

O.o
How can you even put virginity in a bottle? That just sounds weird lol.

[Rosencrantz]

Reading this thread reminded me of way back in the day, when someone was selling bottled virginity. Just in case you lost yours, so you could have a replacement lol.

O.o
How can you even put virginity in a bottle? That just sounds weird lol.

Bottled virginity looks a lot like strawberry jam with a new label for some reason.