It's My Pony!

[hathorcat]

Just a funny game...be as creative and PG-13 appropriate as possible!

You must steal/take the Pony from the person above you; 1) explain how you have done it and 2) say how you will protect it. The next poster steals the Pony from you and so on...

For example
Poster 1: I hide the Pony in a river
Poster 2: I hire scuba gear, dive and take the Pony. I put the Pony in my pocket.
Poster 3: I distract poster 2 with a giant cookie and pick pocket the Pony. I give the Pony to my pet Dragon to protect.

And so on.. 


So I ll start

I put the Pony in a safe deposit box

[SourdoughStomper]

I get a job as a bank person, wait for the day when you need to retrieve from your box, and then just casually slip the pony out of your box while you're not looking and hide the incident from the safety cameras with my body.

I put the pony in one of those secret "rocks" made out of spray foam and hide it on a mountain.

[BigHicks1977]

I get hicking gear climb the mountain and after days of picking up rock I finally find the right one


And then I swallowed it 

[Eldarwen]

I will stalk outside of your bathroom until it comes out. 

I put the pony inside a heavy water proof box and drop it in the middle of a deep lake.

[Al-1701]

I get hicking gear climb the mountain and after days of picking up rock I finally find the right one


And then I swallowed it 

I use a Decepticon phase shifter to reach through you and pull out the pony.
Some one beat me to it.

I train bull sharks to dive down and retrieve it.

And then I shoot it to Titan.

[Sugar]

I use my contacts with the Alien Friendship Bureau on Titan to send it back to me.

After retrieving the pony from Interplanetary Customs, I nip down to the Fair (where every Fair-goer is holding multiple ponies anyway) and blend seamlessly into the crowd.

[sd_dreamcrystal]

I distract you with some puppies and sneakily get the pony from you while you are being licked to death

I place the pony in a hollowed out book and walk around acting like it's a normal book ^^

[PitterPatter]

I bump into you with an identical book, and make you drop your book as I drop mine. I then pick up yours in the "confusion" and carry on into the distance.

I give the pony to Chuck Norris. He shall guard it for me!

[spottedslug]

I take off the clever Chuck Norris costume and place the pony in the Svalbard Global Seed Vault, hehe.

[Teddy]

I distract the Svalbard Guards with some poppy seeds I have painted pink, passing them off as extremely rare Tropical Falala Melon seeds (delicious and nutritious!). While they're oogling over the exotic seeds, I slip into the vault and snatch the pony and dash off into the sunset.

I then place the pony in a small metal box, which is covered in chains and 20 locks. Then I bury it in the sand on an uninhabited remote island off the coast of Iceland.

[sd_dreamcrystal]

I pick up the tip from several sea birds and water critters on the location of said box, and bring a shovel and some heavy duty bolt cutters (plus a crowbar just in case) to crack open that box =P

Once pony is retrieved, I place it in a water proof (and salt water proof) container, dive down into the water and ask a giant octopus to keep the pony safe for me in it's den

[bladed]

I move the realistic inflatable octopus out of the way and take the box!

After getting the pony, I take it, and ask an owl to take it with him as he flies far away!

[sd_dreamcrystal]

I use my owl lures to bring mr. owl back and give him his treat after taking the pony.

I decided to ask an old riddling leprechaun to hid the pony with his hidden not at the end of a rainbow treasure.

[loverofbalto]

What a coincidence, because I was chasing that same leprechaun for a chance to have some of his lucky charms.  I give him some truth serum so I get the treasure and the pony.  I dress as a secret agent and attend a fancy party in order to get away. 

[Ponyfan]

I sneak in to the party and serve the food. While you're eating I take the pony.

Then I go to the beach and give the pony to a mermaid that will only give it back to the person that knows the secret password.


Ponyfan