What's the worst/most nonsensical MLP merch you've seen?

[Mermaid]

Wait there's a sprinkler based on a sea pony?! I NEED to see this!

[Dusky]

There was a bootleg G3 Lighter Holder that was found years ago, that was bizarre. It was too small to be for stationary and too angular to have been for a lipstick. Weird!

[ember86]

http://pricednostalgia.com/wp-content/uploads/IMG_0485.jpg

This purse.

Ponyfan

Wait, the pony is not for scale - it is actually attached to the bag?!

It's sewed/glued on to the bag.


Ponyfan

I have that purse, it's a half a pony that attached the bag. I've always wondered what they did with the other half of the pony.

[ValeofSpring]

From the strange "rock band" font to Glory flying by propelled by her own rainbow farts to Tic-Tac-Toe and Posey's lovechild, it seems like this shirt couldn't get any more nonsensical! And then you notice that they slapped on "Bronies" to make the whole thing topical, forgetting that this is not the generation of ponies associated with Bronies!

just laughed out loud in the office upon reading this 
you just made my day, thank you!

So so funny--thanks for the laugh

Also the Rainbow Dash candy dispenser is hilarious.

[nemubones]

An Electric Toothbrush set from the 80's. 

A Lawn Sprinkler that was a Sea Pony Statue

A Belt Buckle that was also a bubble gum dispenser

I think we all need to see the pics of these, lol. I wanna see the Sea Pony Sprinkler.

[brighteyes]

The board books that feature the petite ponies, the only completely non toddler safe line in MLP.  I mean seriously some of those things look straight up like little candy ponies and they're advertising them via board books to toddlers?  Crazy!

[Sky_Rocket]

An Electric Toothbrush set from the 80's. 

A Lawn Sprinkler that was a Sea Pony Statue

A Belt Buckle that was also a bubble gum dispenser

I think we all need to see the pics of these, lol. I wanna see the Sea Pony Sprinkler.

Don't own the sprinkler myself, but did find a pic of one on the trading post -

http://www.mlptp.net/index.php?threads/pony-room-very-pic-heavy-brace-yourself.22459/

(Fourth Pic down, in the right hand corner - It's the Pink shells with the blue sea pony)


Here's the toothbrush -

https://www.pinterest.com/pin/347058715005328041/

The Belt Buckle?  I do have one in my collection, but don't have a pic on this computer, and my collection is in storage.  It's like a white box, with a little leveler on the side that lets out gum balls.  It's the most bizarre thing I've seen in all my collecting days

[Ponyfan]

I love the sea pony sprinkler. The toothbrush set is cute but a little strange.


Ponyfan

[Leave a Whisper]

That pony room is to die for! And that sprinkler is too cute.

[Tak]

A g1 cotton candy snow globe... and g4 toothpaste.

[scarletjul]

I've always found the purses with half a pony odd.  You said you wanted a pony?  Well, here's half of one.  Enjoy! 

That toothbrush set is strange...

[Strawberry Swirl]

Don't own the sprinkler myself, but did find a pic of one on the trading post -

http://www.mlptp.net/index.php?threads/pony-room-very-pic-heavy-brace-yourself.22459/

(Fourth Pic down, in the right hand corner - It's the Pink shells with the blue sea pony)

(mops up drool puddle from the ground)
Sorry what? I was too busy admiring all those MOC ponies. Phew.


I know Hasbro has some marketing strategies that I don't agree with but honestly.
A lawn sprinkler? Why?

[princessluna11706]

I have that sea pony sprinkler!
https://instagram.com/p/7p1_aZCm7T/

That post about the brony shirt made my day LOL

[daffodil101]

I love that you framed the panties.

The weirdest to me were those G3 "lollipop holders."  They were made of hard plastic and there were two kinds.

One was a sitting pose and when you pressed her "charm", her head would turn:

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She looks cute, right?  Okay, but now picture her with a lollipop JUTTING OUT OF HER HEAD like it's the sword in the stone.  It was straaaange.

Second kind was just a head (that closed around the lollipop and straight up looked decapitated.

I love this!  How spinny, exactly?  Are we talking Linda Blair, or 'no thanks not another lollipop!'

The undies are hilarious.  Sprinkles... ah dear.  Are they little girls' size?  They're a bit... high, too, granny undies style!  I guess that was the 80s

I had a few weird childs nighties at one point, rather horrible things with lace and frills, long sleeves and PINK!  And odd pony graphics.  Managed to get rid of them in a bulk lot!   

[Strawberry Swirl]

I have that sea pony sprinkler!
https://instagram.com/p/7p1_aZCm7T/

That post about the brony shirt made my day LOL

Ooh lucky you!

Mine too. Y'all probably know my feelings about it but I still want the shirt, if only because Glory proves that unicorns do in fact poop rainbows.