Author Topic: SHAZAM (Read 3075 times)

Oracle · « **on:** February 09, 2013, 12:50:45 AM »

Once upon a lonely night,
A pony came upon a kite.

She's travelled far and traversed long,
And she wears a sparkly thong!

"Me name is Bongo, pony fans,
Its been a while since I was here,
But I haven't forgotten you!

Me gig is telling fortunes,
Message me quick any question at all
I'll consult me Crystal Ball, and you'll have an answer!

I specialize in LOVE!
Get ya tails shaking!"

No one said that she was sane,
Maybe there's a Mod to blame?

Get your questions in super quick,
Coz Bongo she knows her... tricks!

Sebby6 · « **Reply #1 on:** February 09, 2013, 02:33:31 AM »

All I can say is I now have images in my head of a pony in a sparkly thong.

Oracle · « **Reply #2 on:** February 09, 2013, 03:01:23 AM »

We have our first question!!

Will Norman Reedus ever lick my kneecaps and propose to me?

*Shakes Crystal Ball*

I see... *repositions thong*
Hot men running from dead men.
That's just WEIRD!

Sarah-Bee · « **Reply #3 on:** February 09, 2013, 03:24:51 AM »

Quote from: Sebby6 on February 09, 2013, 02:33:31 AM

All I can say is I now have images in my head of a pony in a sparkly thong.

I was the same Sebby but now I'm just distracted by thoughts on Norman Reedus..... *daydreams*

cobalte · « **Reply #4 on:** February 09, 2013, 04:22:07 AM »

Sparkly thong? I may need adult supervision here

Naamah · « **Reply #5 on:** February 09, 2013, 04:43:51 AM »

I sent my question with quivering tears of hope in my eyes. I can't bear to look. I think I will just stare at the thong.

Thoooong. Thong thong thong.

partypony566 · « **Reply #6 on:** February 09, 2013, 04:58:03 AM »

Quote from: Sebby6 on February 09, 2013, 02:33:31 AM

All I can say is I now have images in my head of a pony in a sparkly thong.

Diamond · « **Reply #7 on:** February 09, 2013, 05:31:16 AM »

And here I was thinking we might need to have some beverages but it looks like some of you got started early!

kittybethy · « **Reply #8 on:** February 09, 2013, 05:41:33 AM »

This is interesting!

Ginger · « **Reply #9 on:** February 09, 2013, 06:22:38 AM »

I was trying to imagine thongs as in shoes, but it's not working....

WinterSparkle · « **Reply #10 on:** February 09, 2013, 06:24:46 AM »

OH LULZ haha.... That image of a pony in a thong...

kakenterprise · « **Reply #11 on:** February 09, 2013, 06:49:14 AM »

There's already a deep image drilled in my brain heee!!

keikokukien · « **Reply #12 on:** February 09, 2013, 07:40:49 AM »

*just woke up* I am so confused...today isn't Valentines yet, right?

Great. I have the thong song stuck in my head. Thong th thong thong thong! No, really, I'm confused...

;

StarZetRaven · « **Reply #13 on:** February 09, 2013, 08:01:25 AM »

*is heavily confused but amused nonetheless*

Gothic_Redemption · « **Reply #14 on:** February 09, 2013, 08:45:43 AM »

And so it begins.

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