The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game

[lemontwist]

Granted, but you're the janitor.

I wish our dog wasn't so stupid!

[kaoskat]

Granted. But now he's super smart and takes over the world making you drink from the toilet and fetch his slippers.

I wish the rain would stop already.

[MikaylaIsSoCoolLike]

Granted, but it gets so hot that everything catches on fire.

I wish I had more free time.

[Eviecorn]

Granted ... but now you're the only person on Earth and your glasses just broke. 

I wish I could move back to Texas.

[ponylady]

Poof, your back in Texas but you are stuck forever in a Taco Bell with no electricity.

I wish that my cat would live forever!

[Rachel-Eyes]

Granted, but it becomes mean in old age and keeps getting meaner and older.

I wish I could afford a nirvana pony.

[Sarahlacewing]

Granted, but every pony you touch turns baity even if you wear gloves so you can never lay a hand on it or any other pony again.

I wish my back did hurt so much.

[Rainbowjuice]

Granted but now everything else hurts twice as much!

I wish i could talk to my pets!

[gypsyunicorn]

Granted but when you do talk to your pets they respond and tell you all the things you have done that have annoyed them,been really stupid,and how they think your wardrobe needs a major update because all you do is buy ponies!

I wish I had more G1 MIB ponies in my collection

[kaoskat]

Granted, but at night you hear the constant wailing of ponies trapped in boxes and can't sleep.

I wish my foot wasn't asleep.

[NinaMarie]

Granted, but your foot has become sentient and demands full control of your body.

I wish i could sell off all my extra ponies quick

[Eviecorn]

Granted, but you only get .05 for each of them and the sellers want refunds for all their "problems".

I wish I could be famous.

[rybett]

Granted, but you are haunted by Micheal Jackson and Marylin Monroe.

I wish my basement was finished.

[kaoskat]

Granted, but the rest of your house falls down.

I wish [you] would come play ponies with me!

[MikaylaIsSoCoolLike]

Granted, but I never leave your house. EVER.

I wish I had a 3DS





i just realized it was a bot. well butts.