And Today's Fail Award Goes To...

[starrypawz]

Me!
I took a load of washing downstairs with the intention of putting it in the washing machine.
Somehow instead I put it in the tumble drier, turned it on, put in the washing gel without even realising what I did until five minutes ago.
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Anyone else have any fun brainfarts today?

[Salli]

lol, you made me laugh. That is SOOO something I would do. Except that it wouldn't dawn on me, and when I went to go get the clothes and saw the mess, my first thought would be "WHO did THIS?!?" Then. It would dawn on me.

[TexasGal]

>.<  I tried to get out of bed at 5 this morning to catch a ride with hubby to work, rolled out of bed, realized too late I was tangled in my sheets and blankets, and ended up mummy flopping on the floor.  I think I scared my downstairs neighbor... 

Two or three nights ago, my friend Ellie came over and we were playing gamecube...dh was winning, so she and I decided I needed to distract him.  Sat on his lap to block his view, got dumped over the side of the couch onto the floor...I was laughing so hard I couldn't breathe...or get up.  xD

[kittybethy]

Sounds like something I would do!

[Eviecorn]

Wow.  Sorry, but I had to lol at this one. 

I do so much stupid crap, though, that it's hard to keep track.

[tulagirl]

Last night my husband brought two Hello Kitty huge plush toy kitties home from work.  They were filthy so they had to go in the machine.  Two hours passed and I remembered they were in there.  I opened the machine and all I could see was fiber fill.  The hello kitties had lost their arms and heads and were torn to bits.   I had to laugh though seeing nothing but fiber fill and having to dig for hello kitty plush parts.  All we could say was, "well they didn't make it." ROFLOL  This was a first for me. I wash plush (stuffed) animals all of the time. I have no idea what happened.

[ChocolateStarfire]

I have one. I washed my hair with my facial wash once when I was in the shower. LOL

[hyenacub]

Oh MAN!  That bites LOL  But you had a mess to clean up.   No recent fails for me, but I've had plenty.

[ApertureScience]

Two video game-related ones: 
-I was playing Lollipop Chainsaw and trying to go without dying, but I ended up flying over a gap and slamming into the wall.  To my death I fell!
-And I was playing Super Smash Bros. Brawl with a friend, and I was Wolf and we were playing in the Kongo Jungle stage.  For those unfamiliar with it, the stage is set up over a fast-flowing river that is almost impossible to save yourself from if you fall in.  Well, I lost all five of my lives to that effing river.

Real Life: 
-There have been numerous times when I would put the clothes in the washer or dryer and forget to turn the machine on, or I would wash the clothes without soap...
-I went running into the kitchen for something while wearing socks and I fell back and hit my head on the floor.  It didn't hurt much and was funny as hell.  I'm just glad no one was there to see it.
-I've put popcorn in the microwave for five minutes before (the bag said five minutes, but I didn't see the part where it said, "May not take that long."), and I cooked a Hot Pocket for eight minutes (what I thought was an eight turned out to be an ampersand).

[SpaRx]

Last year I took a shower with my iPod nano (the tiny square thingy)
...sure, I had it clipped to my necklace and no headphones but it was so lame  I was really tired though.

I also put some sheets in the washing machine AND into the dryer once without noticing that I'd "washed" them WITHOUT water.  Mom wasn't too happy about it, I can't understand why. 

[Kiwi]

Yup, we've had days like that.

[kaoskat]

That's me most days.

[Koudoawaia]

D:! That had to be a fun mess to clean up. Not today but on Monday, I merrily washed a dark load. I put said dark load in the dryer when it was done washing. I heard weird banging. Thought it was awfully strange since I had checked all the pockets.....so I had thought. I turned the dryer back on and the banging continued so I stopped it again and checked pockets again. Apparently I had forgotten to check a second set of side pockets on my husband's new shorts and I had washed our new cellphone. I felt just terrible. Fortunately it's on my grandmother's plan, she wasn't mad at all and has already replaced it...but guh. I can't believe I did that. =/

Edit:  "or I would wash the clothes without soap..."


I've done that too before and had to end up running the same load twice cuz of that. x.o Fortunately it's a very long time since I've done that.

[teresat]

That's me most days.

*Raises hand and waves madly.* Me too!

[starrypawz]

That's me most days.

*Raises hand and waves madly.* Me too!

Yaaaay I'm not alone