*SHAZAM*

[clones-mom]

Questions???  What Questions??? thongsssss...

[minercia]

haha, I sent my question! & no it's not about thongs.

[Melissa]

I see...  *repositions thong*
Hot men running from dead men.
That's just WEIRD![/b]

I think you mixed up the crystal ball and the TV.

[PitterPatter]

*just woke up* I am so confused...today isn't Valentines yet, right?


Great. I have the thong song stuck in my head. Thong th thong thong thong! No, really, I'm confused...;

I'm glad I'm not the only one singing this!

Though I do also need to see a picture as I'm confused as to where the tail goes.....I can't imagine Rarity making a thong.

[kCherry]

Wow, haven't seen that thong, I mean, pony in a long while!

[Oracle]

More questions have been asked! Please don't be too aghast!

O oracle from fields afar
who knows where all the secrets are,
does your mystic ball of glass
say that it shall come to pass:
a dalliance with fair Ezio,
he of the scar and swift death-blow,
scion of Auditore's fame
(alas, not in the newest game)?

If all's permitted and naught is true,
might the kindly fates imbue
a fleeting vision of delight
and murder clad in veils of night?
For I a honeyed dream would treasure,
of hot assassins, pain, and pleasure.
If the mighty fates permit
I'd really like to get with it.

Thank you, Oracle, for your time,
and putting up with awful rhyme.

My dear companion, I have news
Unfortunately it brings da blues!
Assassins make just dreadful lovers,
They bring you heads under da covers!
Stick to da man with less pixels,
Look for a man who chews dem thistles!


Will my wonderful boyfriend ever get his stuff together and buy me a shiny?

I see... *shakes Magic 8 ball* ... hmm.
You're gonna have to sit on him honey!
Maybe pinch him too!

Is infatuation worth the effort if you know it won't lead anywhere?

Never! Look for a being that wants you back. Don'tcha waste ya time on someding that's not gonna make ya happy!
Its like eating Lobster when ya allergic - just gonna make ya face fat!


Will I ever move out with the man I'm dating??

All good things come to those who wait, but keeps in mind lovely, boys they just don't house keep.
If ya shack up with ya lovely makes sure you wear da pants and da sparkly thong!!


So, yeah. Special somepony. Is that ever gonna happen? Alternately, will I stop crushing on dead rock stars?

Da trouble is ma lovely is that the dead rockstars never love ya back.
Unless you go into some major Voodoo, but like, they tried that with Elvis once, and da Voodoo made him fat.
Maybe you concentrate on admiration for da dead and find a hunky man, woman or pony!



I too have an inquiry about love, and what an inquiry it is.

I love a beautiful girl, who's around 30 years old, but she was taken away by agents of evil who seek to pervert her into someone she's not. What should I do to stop it?

Da trouble with baddies, is that they so attractive. My first 3 husbands we so naughty dey threw me off me feet.
There's just not a lot ya can do, coz I'm sure kidnapping is bad everywhere. If you keep friendly and be there to support the lovely, she will come to see that you just wonderful!

[Billibrony]

whats a thong?

[Aadra310]

whats a thong?

The more appropriate question is "What a thong is not?"

[Diamond]

whats a thong?

Child you be joking right?

Oh dear me Oracle you are on a roll, be you not, I do believe we are in for a some fun.

[Oracle]

Jeepers Creepers, you lot are keen for me advice!
I haven't even had time to have me annual shower!

Is is a good time to back to work full time or should I try freelance?

Me lovely, I thinks you are talented enough to go full time, and dapple on the side!
More money is more ponies!
Good luck!


Rub a dub dub... how many attractive men can we fit in a tub? And then throw me on top!
Tis the same with Elephants my pretty!
7 and a half. Don't know why you'd wants to swim though lovely!


Why are guys so unromantic?
They have a penis.

Will Diamond ever stop drinking in the shout box?
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[Manywaters]

Oh dear lord, thank you.  After today I really needed this laugh!

[LadyStarCatcher]

Wow. This just brightened up my week! Hilarious! 

[hilamb]

Hahah omg, this is pure awsomeness. 

[Snapdragon]

OH GREAT AND POWERFUL BONGO! HOW I MISSED YOU!!

[Loa]

I THOUGHT I BANNED HER!
OMFG!!!!!!!!!!!!!