Author Topic: SHAZAM (Read 3061 times)

Salli · « **Reply #30 on:** February 10, 2013, 11:41:10 AM »

Thank you, Oracle

True that.

Mintymints · « **Reply #31 on:** February 10, 2013, 12:29:55 PM »

Quote from: Oracle on February 09, 2013, 03:01:23 AM

We have our first question!!

Will Norman Reedus ever lick my kneecaps and propose to me?

*Shakes Crystal Ball*

I see... *repositions thong*
Hot men running from dead men.
That's just WEIRD!

This is my new fantasy xD

Naamah · « **Reply #32 on:** February 11, 2013, 01:12:03 AM »

Oh, thank you Oracle! I kind of want this on a shirt now:

"Assassins make just dreadful lovers,
They bring you heads under da covers!"

Because I CANNOT stop laughing. I keep thinking of how my cats bring me "dead things" in bed. (They are just toys, but the cats don't think of it that way.) And now I'm thinking of Ezio doing the same thing, and I think I have tears in my eyes. *sniffle*

Oracle · « **Reply #33 on:** February 11, 2013, 01:39:21 AM »

Quote from: Loa on February 10, 2013, 02:53:25 AM

I THOUGHT I BANNED HER!
OMFG!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Do you think i will make my dream come true and really see the world and go to many places and meet new awsome people?

Darlin', if I can dance around a bonfire wearin' nothing but Dragonfly's pants you can travel the world and live!
Eat some weird food, shop till your cards cry, snog strange people and enjoy!

My bf wants to see more thongs as well....but they bother me so much!
What to do?
P.S. Also aiming for a shiney

Why can't he wear them?

My girlfriend does not share my fascination with taking over the world.
What should I do?

Lovely, either make her a minion, or a secretary.

So here's my main question from all of this that I just have to ask: How does a pony wear a thong?
Very, very carefully.

Do leprechauns make doo-doo? And if so what color is it?
Of course they do! Its PINK! I think I married one once...

Diamond · « **Reply #34 on:** February 11, 2013, 01:26:23 PM »

Quote from: Oracle on February 09, 2013, 11:20:09 PM

Will Diamond ever stop drinking in the shout box?
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Hey I resent that, oh wait no I don't I represent that. LOL

Dang I need a drink, in shout.

Tirac · « **Reply #35 on:** February 11, 2013, 04:52:56 PM »

Quote from: Oracle on February 11, 2013, 01:39:21 AM

My girlfriend does not share my fascination with taking over the world.
What should I do?

Lovely, either make her a minion, or a secretary.

Ahhhhhhhhh, eeexcelleeeeent. >:]

Oracle · « **Reply #36 on:** February 12, 2013, 09:06:33 PM »

Do you know the tarts that run this place made me bathe!
And Dragonfly ran away with me knickers!

On Valentines Day I will be in school
Which is completely totally not cool!
The day after my dear and I meet
To go somewhere special to eat
And To hear men sing
In a lovely harmonic ring
No gifts have I bought
Not given it much thought
My dear and I did chat
And no gifts we said think of that
But want to give a gift I do
Yet not sure what to do, do you?

Nothing betta than cupcakes. Or a book!
Cupcakes.

O mighty Oracle, will I ever experience the feeling of falling in love?
Lovely, falling in love is like falling down stairs with a grin on your face.
I've been married ... like, 5 times? 7? Its always worth it, and sometimes it takes time to happen.

If time heals all wounds, how come bellybuttons don't fill in?
Mainly because my lovely, a bellybutton isn't a wound!
Although, I've had mine pierced 4 times, and that can take time to heal!
...

If space is a vacuum, who changes the bags?
Sarah.

If peanut butter cookies are made from peanut butter, then what are Girl Scout cookies made out of?
Well, mainly sugar. Also toenails, magic, and fluff.

If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?
To keep Canadians out.
And wind.

Dear Oracle.
Will my man ever love the ponies?
Nope, but just ya make sure he loves you long time!

Hello, sorry to bother you, but I saw you were anwsering questions on the *SHAZAM!* fortune thread, so I'd thought I'd ask a question;
I've been a solitary stallion for quite a long time, shall it remain so forever? Should I just give up, and leave events to fate?
Thanks, and I'll keep my eyes on the *SHAZAM!* Thread
Even the solitary find love in unexpected places. Keep your heart and chin high!

josiekat · « **Reply #37 on:** February 13, 2013, 09:52:00 AM »

This thread is awesome! All hail the Oracle!

SwiftStar84 · « **Reply #38 on:** February 13, 2013, 05:03:20 PM »

Sometimes the replies are crazy and hilarious! Guess I need to make cupcakes.

MoonHawke · « **Reply #39 on:** February 16, 2013, 08:20:23 AM »

Quote from: Oracle on February 11, 2013, 01:39:21 AM

My bf wants to see more thongs as well....but they bother me so much!
What to do?
P.S. Also aiming for a shiney

Why can't he wear them?

My girlfriend does not share my fascination with taking over the world.
What should I do?

Lovely, either make her a minion, or a secretary.

Haha!

Also,

Shinies for all!!!

Oracle · « **Reply #40 on:** February 16, 2013, 08:13:00 PM »

And our final question!

Will my blue furry friend ever find love?

Are you trying to tell me that he is unloved?!

And my friends, its time to go.
While our dalliance has been so lovely, I have a suntan booked in Morocco!

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