Can you dance?

[Leave a Whisper]

Can you dance? Not me! I'm about as graceful as a drunk rhino in a China shop.

That's okay.

[TwistedRiver]

No, not really, when I used to 'try' to dance I was never able to 'dance to the beat' so to speak, so I think the best answer for me is nope/nada.

[tikibirds]

Nope.

I was walking home one night and this lady seen me and said "YOU, SIT HERE" I was like  Yes, sir. Nobody here can speak any English so I was a bit shocked that she even knew the words for you, sit and here. I kinda knew what was comming next as some more older ladies arrived, and she was sitting next to a large speaker on wheels. One of the activities here for ladies, usually OLD ladies, is dancing. They do it all over the place from about 7 pm to 9 PM. its called square dancing but its not the American version of it, although I suppose the basic idea is kinda similar. Each song has specific moves to it and you are kinda in a square. 
So no, I can not dance - even compared to 80 year old ladies 

[Artemesia's Garden]

Nope.

I was walking home one night and this lady seen me and said "YOU, SIT HERE" I was like  Yes, sir. Nobody here can speak any English so I was a bit shocked that she even knew the words for you, sit and here. I kinda knew what was comming next as some more older ladies arrived, and she was sitting next to a large speaker on wheels. One of the activities here for ladies, usually OLD ladies, is dancing. They do it all over the place from about 7 pm to 9 PM. its called square dancing but its not the American version of it, although I suppose the basic idea is kinda similar. Each song has specific moves to it and you are kinda in a square. 
So no, I can not dance - even compared to 80 year old ladies 

Well this is absolutely brilliant! I had no idea.

Um, sick moves here :p

[Honeycomb]

None! I haven't even ever danced in public in my whole life. Too embarrassing for my taste.
Yep, old people here love doing all kinds of exercise activities outside, badminton, dancing, shadow boxing, you name it.
Last weekend I saw an older woman singing really passionately into her smartphone while listening to the song via earphones.

[kaoskat]

Depends. Am I by myself or around people?

[Harmonie]

Can I? I don't even know, to be honest. I've not been in a situation calling for dancing in sooo many years. Like we're talking the mid 90s maybe, even, when I was a little child? I just never got interested in it, I suppose.

[octocorn]

Yes and no? I took dance classes until I was 20, so if a social occasion ever called for tap dancing, I'm your girl, but put me in a club and I'd be like Elaine from Seinfeld. I even do choreography for local theatres, but didn't dance at my own high school prom!

[Skeen]

Nope.  My artistic talents lie elsewhere. 

[Lore-Lei]

I can cut shapes... kinda. Does that count?

[melodys_angel]

Its not my thing

[Kittywhiskers]

I sometimes play my accidentally-purchased copy of Just Dance 2015 when the rest of my family's out of the house, because I'm too embarrassed to return it and want to get my money's worth. But I don't think that counts...

[Miniature Sheep]

My attempts at dancing usually result in this:

[Artemesia's Garden]

I cannot believe I am the only person on this board who will 'get on the floor' 

[Duenia]

I can dance if someone wants to choreograph it for me...
Or I can follow someone else when dancing with a partner at least to some degree of not completely making a fool of myself.

However - nobody will ever see how I dance when I'm alone. It's horrendous.