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Wanted! / Wanted: last remaining issues for my G1 comic collection
« on: August 19, 2023, 01:40:28 AM »
Greetings, ponyfolk! After around eleven years, I've finally managed to whittle down my count of missing G1 comics to a mere five issues. Does anyone have any of the following:
My Little Pony: 214, 222
My Little Pony & Friends: 36, 47, 49 (an upgrade for 38 would also be appreciated)
Thanks!

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Wanted! / Re: G1 comics - last set completers
« on: March 09, 2022, 02:59:40 PM »
Bump?

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Off Topic / Re: PBS Arthur Series to end after 25 years
« on: September 27, 2021, 11:17:20 PM »
The Love Duck episode (technically "That's a Baby Show!") is truly immortal, thanks in no small part to its hilarious dialogue - the self-deprecatingly bizarre cold opening ("what is a cow doing in my room?") and the scene in the CD store are particular highlights.

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Off Topic / Re: What are you listening to?
« on: September 27, 2021, 11:09:14 PM »
Life's What You Make It by Talk Talk. Given their unusual trajectory of evolution from an early-80s new wave band (basically a hybrid of Duran Duran and Roxy Music with a splash of early-period OMD) to producers of sprawling ambient post-rock suites, I've recently undertaken a listen-through of their entire back catalogue, a feat I've also undertaken with several more well-known bands this summer (as of the time of writing, I've completed the Beatles, ABBA, Yes, Fleetwood Mac, Tangerine Dream (up to Le Parc, at least), the Bee Gees and the Electric Light Orchestra).

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Off Topic / Translating Chinese Harry Potter bootlegs
« on: September 21, 2021, 02:27:33 AM »
So several months ago I received these wondrous magnum opuses from an eBay seller:
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(The title on the left translates to 'Harry Potter and the Filler of Big', or, technically, 'The Big Funnel' - yes, that's an illustrated Harry head crudely photoshopped onto live-action Daniel Radcliffe's body - while the title on the right translates to 'Harry Potter and the Waterproof Pearl', although entering it into Google Translate or Yandex merely yields the translation 'Harry Potter and Water Beads')
Resultantly, I rapidly set to work, armed with Google Translate and Yandex's, uh, inconsistent photo-to-text Chinese script translator, and began to peel back the reality of these fabled knockoffs. Below are the opening pages and first chapter of "Filler of Big":
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Plot summary on the inside flap of the front cover. Note the similarities to the plot of Chamber of Secrets (save for Dudley, translated from his literal Chinese name 'Dali', hilariously dating a 'belly dancer', which I suspect derives from the author's misinterpretation of the series' emphasis on Dudley's obesity) - the 'prophecy of Bat Bug' is effectively the warning of Dobby (an elf with bug eyes and bat ears, hence the translated name) and the 'wooden stools' may be a facsimile of the Chinese for that book's 'petrification' (otherwise students being 'frozen' into immobile state, almost akin to static, deceased wood).
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Yes, Richard Gere is Voldemort's reincarnation. 'Tis a plot point that Rowling could only dream of conceiving herself.
Note also that Ron (or 'Ryan' as per Yandex's version) is described as the friend of 'Lee' - both algorithms frequently mistranslate Harry's name as this, possibly due to a misreading of his Chinese name, which I suspect is 'ha-li' (I guess 'li'='Lee' to the software) phonetically.
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Speaks for itself.
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Note the further similarities to Chamber of Secrets - 'sad party' appears to be synonymous with the first chapter of the book proper, 'The Worst Birthday' (in addition to sounding like the name of a forgotten mid-2000s emo rock band). Also THE REINCARNATION FETUS (!!) is another mistranslation that basically speaks for itself.
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The first page, courtesy of Google Translate (the remainder is translated via Yandex, the algorithms of which are slightly more accurate). While not pictured here, the chapter headers appear to feature clipart swiped from a generic animal encyclopedia for some reason, presumably in a limp attempt to emulate the Mary Grandpre illustrations of the US editions.
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You read that right - Dudley's 'coquettish' bellydancing girlfriend is named ROWLING. The author of the series is Dudley's bellydancing high school flame, you say? My mind cannot process the enormity (or sheer unadulterated wonder) of this revelation.
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Allegedly Dudley has dated multiple bellydancers prior, attributed by the book to a 'psychological process of youth'. A truly masterful character study, ain't it?
Also note that Harry is now a 'teacher' (at sixteen?) at the Honiton Wizarding School, presumably in an attempt to cosmetically differentiate the plot from Chamber of Secrets, unless this is explained in some previous bootleg book I'm unaware of.
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Harry is apparently 'still a good girl'. Phew. Good to know.
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"Son, is your mission clear?"
"Remember, my lord, I'll show you to the restaurant, okay?"
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More copy-pasted elements from Chamber of Secrets on display here.
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Cliffhanger for the next chapter.
For those of you who found this more mundane than expected, I should probably mention that Waterproof Pearl features Harry aided by, of all characters, Gandalf and a motley band of the dwarves from the Hobbit'Muggles'. Yes, really.

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Pony Corral / Re: POTD 6/11/2021 G3 Minty
« on: June 11, 2021, 12:23:19 AM »
"Let there be socks" spake the all-knowing Green One.

Have the 2003 Glitter Celebration version - her pearlescent mint green colouration is remarkably appealing, a trait intriguingly shared by a number of other G3s (essentially the only generation to recurrently utilize this particular tint for reasons unknown).

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Wanted! / Re: G1 comics - last set completers
« on: May 15, 2021, 06:01:11 AM »
Bump?

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Pony Corral / Re: Official G1 comic thread 3
« on: April 30, 2021, 10:17:29 AM »
Finally turfed up a picture of my MLP run (sans 18 issues of 223) circa 2018 (as awkwardly-framed as the photo may be):
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Wanted! / Re: G1 comics - last set completers
« on: April 02, 2021, 01:50:51 AM »
I'm located in the UK, unfortunately (as noted in the OP post) but thanks for the Gaspode suggestion - I had already ordered numerous issues missing from the early MLP & Friends run by the time I created this thread, which aided immensely in reducing the number of remaining issues. Any users around here with any of the higher numbers I still need?

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Wanted! / Re: G1 comics - last set completers
« on: February 25, 2021, 05:34:45 AM »
Bump?

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Pony Corral / Re: Official G1 comic thread 3
« on: February 24, 2021, 08:33:44 AM »
So the comic's distribution was becoming increasingly erratic by 1993? Given both the declining prevalence of G1 MLP in the UK at the time and the scarcity of the Tales issues (having witnessed only two or three copies of numerous issues for sale across nearly a decade of collecting myself - the final monthly MLP & Friends run from 1994 appears to be particularly scarce), this seems to be a likely explanation.

Your views on the relative dearth of comprehensive G1 comic resources and material online are also on-point - given that I have only nineteen issues left to complete both sets (11 from the MLP run and 8 from MLP & Friends, excepting a handful of seasonal specials), I've often contemplated compiling (at least) an organized websites displaying photos/scans of each issue alongside recurring characters and plot elements (both the ponies themselves and the immense recurring humanoid/fantastical secondary cast, some of which recur years following their initial appearances given the comic's surprising dedication to long-term continuity). Someday...

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Pony Corral / Official G1 comic thread 3
« on: February 24, 2021, 05:48:12 AM »
Given both the inordinate length of time since my most recent splurge of activity on this forum and the recent inventory I've undertaken of my G1 comic collection, I figure that the time has finally come to create another incarnation of this thread. Anyone else got any scans/photos to contribute?
To get the ball rolling, several photos (from the dust-coated depths of my old website) depicting small shapshots of the elusive MLP Tales issues:
Cover story for no. 206:
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"Starlight's Secret" (MLP no. 207):
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"'Falling' for Lancer" (MLP no. 209):
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Pony Corral / Possible G5 artstyle?
« on: February 22, 2021, 10:16:02 AM »
While surfing Equestria Daily, I unexpectedly happened upon this article showcasing a listing for an upcoming bedding set featuring a visual aesthetic clearly distinct from both G4 and Pony Life... while not entirely confirmed, it's possible that this could be the one and only G5, folks (cue the collector tear vial):
https://www.jfabrics.cz/en/product/950-my-little-pony-mlp119

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Wanted! / G1 comics - last set completers
« on: February 09, 2021, 05:10:23 AM »
Greetings all from lockdown! Over the last few months, I have gradually taken inventory of my G1 comic collection (which, for pre-2014 users, you may recall as a longtime collecting aim/folly of mine) and found that only ten issues remain altogether to complete both the MLP and MLP&Friends sets collectively, which are as follows:
MLP ISSUES: 177, 199, 213, 214, 222
MLP & FRIENDS ISSUES: 26, 35, 36, 47, 49

Does anyone have any of these issues for sale/in duplicate form? Located in the UK - given that I'm aiming to finish the collection this year, any PMs or replies would be hugely appreciated.

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Pony Corral / Re: What kind of merchandise collector are you?
« on: January 26, 2020, 03:16:57 PM »
As a sift through this site's archives probably reveals, I've been collecting the G1 comics (both UK Egmont runs) for several years now (I've basically lost count at this point, but I thiiiink I have around 32 remaining to complete both the MLP and MLP&Friends runs... ah, Baby Lickety cloning issue, why do you continue to evade me?), although my pursuit of this... lofty goal has led to some unexpected side acquisitions, most notably a pile of UK Activity Club merchandise I received in a lot a while back (including luminously illustrated wall friezes, drawstring bags, the 1987 calendar and the UK variant of the Adventures in Ponyland game complete with playing tokens for Mountain Boys Sunburst and Lightning). It's an overall rewarding collecting sidebar, although the interim between notable lots can elapse into months and the coveted set-completing issues which do emerge from the ether can fetch comical prices ($31 for MLP & Friends 26... surely you jest) before subsequently disappearing for the next two years or so. The magic wishing bananas, bizarre set origins ("JEWELS! JEWELS IN YOUR EYES!") and Majesty antics are well worth the price of admission though.

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