Vending Machine!

[Dludnerad]

You get a school janitor.

I put a lawyer in the machine.

[Winter Bones]

You get a catfish! But there really isn't much of a difference between a lawyer and a catfish, is there...?

I insert the Satellite of Love...

[sd_dreamcrystal]

You get a Wall-E action figure [sorry the real one is off somewhere with Eve ]

*inserts a zip-tie*

[Kiwi]

You get a chain of monkeys (linked barrel o monkeys style).

I insert my waterbottle.

[Cadence]

You get your water bottle back, but now it's filled with lingonberry soda & strawberry-kiwi juice!

*inserts two movie tickets*

[Dludnerad]

You get a bucket of popcorn.

*drops in a Dragon Ball.*

[mlp4me]

You get a small hairless cat playing a mandolin.

Inserts an ice cube...

[Winter Bones]

A four ton mantis claws its way out and begins wreaking havoc in Townsville! Oh the humanity!

I insert a brave little toaster.

[Reiya]

Out pops toast and butter, sadly you no longer have a poster.

I put in a vintage G1 Minty...

[mlp4me]

You get an expired bottle of pepto bismol.

Inserts an 85 lb greyhound...

[silverdragon54]

You get a bus. All Arena members can ride for free!

*inserts my leftover Tylenol 3*

[Eviecorn]

You get a frog from TIMES BEFORE.

*inserts a trailer hitch*

[invaderhorizongreen]

you get an RV that will take you anywhere with an always filled gas tank

*inserts a dope fish*

[Eviecorn]

You get some sage advice from a hobo.

*inserts a Kong chew toy*

[LordBlumiere]

You get a very excited chocolate lab!

*inserts Spike*