Vending Machine!

[Trinity]

You get a lot of shopping carts! One for every item on the list!

*inserts a plastic spider*

[invaderhorizongreen]

A huge REAL jumping spider hops out with a top hat and cane on, then it dances for you.

*inserts a holographic sticker*

[Winter Bones]

You get a Sergeant Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band card album! It holds the yu-gi-oh decks of many a lonely heart.

I insert a one eyed sock monkey...

[sd_dreamcrystal]

You receive a pack of socks! That glow in the dark at that!

*inserts a spray bottle*

[Dludnerad]

you get a puppy! Careful. it's not housetrained...

*drops in a jelly bean*

[sd_dreamcrystal]

You get the Easter Bunny! Watch out, he knows kung fu...

*inserts a Dolly Mix Pony that had chew marks before received in the mail *

[mlp4me]

You get a llama chewing bubble gum

Insert light bulb...

[Jennifer2004]

Out pops box of unsharpened pencils.

*inserts a calculator*

~Jennifer

[Nohpny]

You get a poster of a coordinate plane!

-inserts my brother-

[sd_dreamcrystal]

You get a burp from the machine, oops.

I insert a cookie!

[shadowdreamer]

4 Keebler elves come rolling out, they will bake you cookies for life.

Puts in a bottle of black nail polish.

[Dludnerad]

You get Spike the vampire.

*drops a fist full of rubber snakes*

[Trinity]

You receive a child-sized Halloween costume.

*pours gravy into the slot*

[Tiffymh1fan]

You get some finger licking good KFC mashed potatoes! And a spork to go with it.

Im sqeezing in a My Husbands Lego collection.... This may take a while! 

[sd_dreamcrystal]

You get a collection of magic the gathering cards in it's place... it may take a while for the machine to spit them all out..

I insert a pair of gloves into another machine since the other one is busy spitting cards out