I tell teenagers how to get good.
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I'm a writing tutor at my college.
I make impossibly bad ideas somehow work.
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I'm a front end web developer
I get papercuts and hangnails to keep things organized only for the masses to destroy my hard work every day.
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I'm a retail merchandiser for Hallmark!
With the help of government funds, I teach mind control.
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I'm a therapist for mental health.
I help people buy stuff
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Front-end Web Developer who works on e-commerce websites
All in all I'm just another brick in the wall.
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I work at a factory (not a regular one, but a factory for partly disabled people), often at the assembly line.
I send people off the island only to have them come back.
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I'm a ferry terminal agent
I teach people how to cope with other people shouting abuse at them.
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I'm a customer care team leader.
I answer the fone and say no.
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I also make appointments, write invoices and send faxes.
I get pooped on... :lookround:
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I'm a veterinary technician
I do all the behind the scenes work so others can do their jobs. Also, I prick myself with a needle to make other people's homes pretty.
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I'm program administrative support at a college. I also have an Etsy craft shop.
i make sure the animals arnt dead and i also fix old vinal
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i am a house sitter that also cleans my little ponies
I encourage people to play with radioactive waste.
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I work as support at a department that handle and cleans up hazardous waste from the environment.
I visit pet stores all day and never buy anything.
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I'm a sales rep for a few pet product manufactures
I play with nesting dolls all day!
Or
I remove large masses from other women with my hands.
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Labor and delivery nurse :lol:
I help people make holes in airplanes.
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I work in the engineering department for a company that makes cutting tools. I work on the projects for aerospace.
I do other people's least favourite chore in record time, and help people find basic necessities.
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I'm a personal/online shopper for a grocery store... I cannot tell you how many times I'm asked where the eggs are lol.
i clean up after people that can't help it, and after people that don't bother too.
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Nursing home House keeper I swear I clean up more after the lazy cna's and nurses than I do the residents D:
I have conversations with people who can't speak English.
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English as a second Language Teacher in China
My job is manyfold, so here are the different aspects of what I do each week:
I give myself eyestrain and RSI by sitting too close to a large screen, while gently stroking it.
I torture fabric, stabbing it over and over, until it does what I tell it to do.
I piss off two different branches of the same franchise with large piles of boxes.
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I design, sew, and ship alternative fashion garments, as well as textiles and house goods. The design process is almost all digital, from rendering the textile pattern, to creating the sewing pattern, so I'm usually glued to a computer screen for hours at a time on days I'm not sewing. The two local post offices each hate me for different reasons: one because they hate click and send, the other because I'm not *technically* within their jurisdiction, so they often want to adjust the postage rates the online site gives me (the rate is the same, I'm only going 300m in a different direction...and when I go to their branch, I use their post code, just not on the return labels).
I currently don't have a job, but the idea I came up for my last one was just too funny not to post.
I made sure people knew what the heck was going on on a Sunday
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Media tech for a church. Making slides, inputting everything into the computer so the congregation could follow along with the sermon. And making flyers and the like for events/weekly updates
I wait all day for attention then have to figure out what I'm supposed to do when my bosses bark orders at me. I've also recently been waiting for things to appear and watching out for suckers.
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I'm unemployed. I look after my sisters two dogs and mine barks when she wants something.
I've been growing vegetables from seed for the first time and tending to tomato plants - I read online that you have to remove "suckers" that grow above the main branches so I've been plucking them off when I spot one.