( I used to LOVE the "add a line" message boards they used to have on AOL. *sniffle* Nostalgia!)
Being guided by his nose to this spot, it was not surprising when his other senses were perked. From his low position outside the window he could hear a voice, it wasn't his master's. It was lighter, softer, and much friendlier than what he was used to. Was this a girl? It drew his attention past the fussy cat, he tilted his head, ears lifting slightly as his eyes drifted off and became unfixed.
"At least attempt a piece," the voice from inside said. "Then you may have pie. I know it's your favorite."
The hiss came next, but by then it was too late; a large, furry, white blob was launching his direction.
EIDT: (I just noticed went over 5.. Sorry!)