The MLP Arena
Pony Talk => Off Topic => Topic started by: Charmer on January 24, 2019, 04:22:41 AM
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I started playing the number association game and thought maybe some of you would be up for this one again too?
For those who don't know the rules, I'll start off my making a wish, for example, "I wish for a pot of gold coins".
The next person will grant the wish but with a twist, such as, "Granted, but they are all chocolate coins." And then they make a wish themselves.
Ok? Here goes.
I wish unicorns were real!
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Wish granted, but they're carnivorous and only eat horses.
I wish I lived underground ^.^
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Request granted, except it’s rainy season, so the ground is prone to flooding.
I wish I had the ability to read minds.
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Request granted, except it’s rainy season, so the ground is prone to flooding.
I wish I had the ability to read minds.
Granted. You have the ability to read minds.. but only people's dirty thoughts.
I wish that I was better at keeping plants alive.
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Granted, but every plant turns into Audrey from Little Shop of Horrors
I wish the cold weather would go away forever - never any colder than -10 at most
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Granted, but now all temperature is in Kelvin. Good luck with that -10 wintertime.
I wish that dishes washed and dried themselves without complaint.
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Granted, but now that they do it themselves you only have 5 minutes to eat your meals.
I wish I could breathe underwater.
Ponyfan
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Granted, but you can no longer breathe out of water.
I wish that I could produce any food out of thin air.
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Granted, but when you magic the food it turns out that it's coming from a local supermarket.
They realise it's disappearing and you end up getting arrested for theft and put in prison.
I wish I could invent something to change the world for the better.
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Wish granted. But, in an ironic twist, you cannot use your invention or any product it makes to benefit yourself, and nobody can use it to help you.
I wish I was able to speak any language.
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Granted, but nobody can understand you.
I wish I wasn't so tired!
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Wish granted, but now you have trouble sleeping!
I wish I had clairvoyance! (Second sight)
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Granted but you can no longer remember important dates in the present like holiday, birthdays when you have to go to work, etc..
I wish I could instantly appear in any location that I wanted to visit.
Ponyfan
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Granted, but you can only wish to go to particular countries- you will actually be placed in a random spot within that country. You could wind up at an exquisite hotel, a shopping mall with many special sales, or in the middle of nowhere with no way to contact anybody for help and no trace of civilization for miles. The possibilities are endless!
I wish that I can find a G1 pony today when I go shopping with my dad.
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Granted, but someone else will already have bought it.
I wish my clothes never needed to be cleaned.
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Granted, but someone else will already have bought it.
I wish my clothes never needed to be cleaned.
Granted but they will always be tacky and hideous
I wish I had a new game system.
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Granted, but it’ll be one of those dumb Chinese 400 in 1 plug-n-plays with bad knock off games.
I wish I could shapeshift.
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Granted, but you can only shapeshift as something that is contained in something else, so liquid inside a glass, candy inside a box, an animal in a cage at the zoo etc..
I wish I could find a big bag of flawless diamonds.
Ponyfan
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Granted, but it turns out they were stolen by a thief and you have to turn them over to the police as evidence.
I wish I had a cozy camper van and could live wherever I wanted in it.
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Granted, but you have to share it with loads of smelly, unwashed, and noisy students who can't afford a proper house.
I wish I could control people with my mind and make them do whatever I want.
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New item: from my friend mom:
Wish granted: but they only understand every second word you tell them. Be creative with your sentences.
I wish for a TARDIS.
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Granted but while you can use it to time travel, you can only exit and enter it in your own time.
I wish I could swim like a fish
Ponyfan
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Granted but while you can use it to time travel, you can only exit and enter it in your own time.
I wish I could swim like a fish
Ponyfan
You can but you are a minnow when you use it
I want to live in the pony world as a pony
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Granted, but you’re just a background character, and don’t ever meet any of your favorite ponies.
I wish it wasn’t so darn cold outside, it’s so cold it’s dangerous to leave the house! :sad:
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Granted, but now it's too cold inside all buildings you enter and you're shivering all the time.
I wish Bumblebee from Transformers was real and was my own car.
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Granted but when he decides to go on a mission he drops you off on the side of the road and you have no idea when he will return.
I wish I had my own swimming pool so I could swim whenever I wanted.
Ponyfan
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Granted, but it's an extremely small kiddie pool so it's quite difficult to swim in.
I wish I could levitate.
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Granted, but once up in the air, you're not able to land on the ground again.
I wish someone else would do my class preparation for me.
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Granted, but they do all of their preparation by watching cartoons or anime.
I wish I could win the lottery.
Ponyfan
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Granted, but you lose your ticket and have no way of claiming the money.
I wish there was at least 6 inches of snow on the ground all year round.
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Granted, but there's 6 feet, not inches.
I wish I had unlimited money.
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Granted, but it's foreign money and no one will exchange it for you so you can't spend it.
I wish I could speak and understand every language in the world.
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You got it, except when you talk to others it is not in their same dialect and your tongue is blue...
I would like some macaroni and cheese please...
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Granted, but you have to give it all to someone else.
I wish I was famous
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Granted, but you have to give it all to someone else.
I wish I was famous
Granted! But it turns out you're infamous!
I wish I had a record player, the vinyls I've bought looked like they haven't been played for years! :(
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you have a player, but it is in the most obnoxious neon colors and op art to boot.
I wish I had rare ponies.
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Granted, but someone has made them 20 times bigger than their normal size!
I wish all my ponies were clean and styled.
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Granted, but their hair has all been styled into dreadlocks.
I wish I could eat as much as I wanted without getting fatter XD
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Granted but you can't taste anything anymore!
I wish I could refill my food at the snap of a finger...
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Granted, but it only refills with food you don't like.
I wish I had a photographic memory.
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Granted, except due to it being a PHOTOgraphic memory, you cannot remember anything other than what you saw.
I wish I had the ability to open portals, like what void in incredible 2 does, and use them to travel.