When your pet is ruler of the world what would they do?

[Chrissytree]

If your pets are like ours they most likely rule their home but what about the world! Including the laws of physics and everything impossible of course   What would your pets do when they are king or queen of the world mwahahahahaha!!!

Cookie, my sister's Pomeranian would ban all roses because they peek over the fence and look at her! She would also require all cats to be sent on a one way trip to Mars, just because she can

Gizmo the Pomeranian would like it to alternate between night time and walkies time every half an hour throughout the day with darkness during the sleepy time and hugs on demand.  He'd also ban all other dogs from his walking route so he doesn't have to bark at them.

I reckon Amber the Sheltie would just want me to speak dog so she can understand what I say... then continue to ignore me

[Beldarna]

Tarzan, my female cat, would eat. A lot. Then she would throw up what she ate to make room for some more food. She's my feline bulimic sadly and her eating is highly monitored with special bowl and food as it is. If she would rule the world there's nothing stopping her. It should be a very short time of rule

Ninja, my oldest boy would make the world a playground. He's easily bored so a new toy every ten minute would be necessary.

Simba, my youngest boy, would demand a ton of cat-trees so he could climb. He loves to climb on trees, chairs and tables. He also love to eat, so a mixture of trees and food for his desire.

[Vintergatan]

Yrja my soon-to-be-one-year-old dog would make this world into one big ball dispenser!! Then she could chase balls from morning till night, but she would make it a summer in Iceland so there would be no night. She would also have a continual buffet so she can eat whenever, an for when she wants to rest, she would have me and my husband lying in special bed, made just for her, where she could come and be cuddled by us We would be her cuddle-slaves.

As for my cats, I think they pretty much have this world the way they want it

[Lightning Twirl]

I have one female betta in a 10 gallon planted tank, she is the princess of the tank so she is the ruler in her little world! My beardie Zoey would eat everything in sight that would fit in her mouth or lick everything... and Nirobi my sand boa would just nap a l l  d a y everyday! x'D

[Mlphammy]

My guinea pig, Cocoa would declare no human interaction, no gerbils to keep her up all night, and a magic food dish that fills up with treats and hay when she wishes for them. d:

[StoryDreamer]

Belle, my cat, would declare 24/7 cat food stores a law. Then she would demand I feed her every hour of the day.

[invaderhorizongreen]

my cat bo would demand everyone bow their heads to him so he can hug them back and give them tail pats.

[kaoskat]

Sandy would sleep on my bed all day and demand I be there with him at all times.

Nori would run circles around the globe barking and playing with her toys. And she'd have her own small mammals of some sort.

Onigiri would have all the treats she wanted.

Shada would dig holes everywhere.

[naylastar]

Abby the Hamster would decree it illegal for her bowl to be empty and for dogs to bark. She would also have me feeding her sunflower seeds constantly lol:)

[NoPonySpecial]

I think my cats would open a theater with performances of toilets flushing.

[kirei_na_sakura]

My golden retriever, Harry, would ban taxes and demand belly rubs instead. He would probably banish the white dog (Trevor) to Hoboken, N.J.
so he could be the alpha dog and get all of the attention.

Trevor (a Korean Jindo mix) would enact the no-go law, which makes it illegal to poop on all days ending in "y" since he can't stand having to do that. It is beneath him.

[Winter Bones]

Considering Trouble is sitting on me right now, I'm pretty sure that if he were the ruler of life, the universe, and everything, we would reach lap singularity. Everything and everyone would be used for sits and there would be no cosmos, just laps all the way down.

[melodys_angel]

My brothers pug would probably just eat untl he drops.  Hes a pretty lazy dog :/

[Hexi]

My brother and i have had suspicions for years that my dog is waiting for the perfect time to take over the world. (she's suuuuper smart and watches everything you do. if she had hands she'd copy you. seriously) I'm betting she'd be an evil genius dictator and have pet humans to do her every bidding. she would live in a palace and have an underground forest where she could frolick and chase squirrels and cats whenever she wanted and when she's not chasing critters she'd be making the humans do tricks for her amusement. yes.

[Chrissytree]

Trevor (a Korean Jindo mix) would enact the no-go law, which makes it illegal to poop on all days ending in "y" since he can't stand having to do that. It is beneath him.

Haha that's a good one   Maybe he should just have his poop magically dissolve before it comes out, solves his problem