The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game

[Eviecorn]

It's time for another Off Topic game!

This game is pretty easy.  Somebody makes a wish - any kind of wish, no matter how trivial or how sincere, and the next person to posts grants that wish - however, there is a caveat.

Por ejemple:
Person one says "I wish I had a Mimic."
Person two says "Granted, but Mimic is riddled with regrind and has severe tail rust, and it looks like part of her ear was chewed off by a rat."

The person who grants that wish must then post a wish to be "granted" and corrupted.

Person two says "I wish I was on vacation."
Person three says "Granted, but you're being sent to Antarctica with no winter coat and only flip-flops to wear."

And so on and so forth.

I'll start with a wish.  Have fun with that. 

I wish I had two more hours of sleep.

[Rainbowjuice]

Granted but you are only allowed those two hours for the next two months!

I WISH I HAD A NEW SEWING MACHINE!

[simplysteffie]

Granted, but every new sewing machine is only new on the outside and the inside is completely empty.

I wish I didn't have to listen to my boyfriend's screamy metal music every morning.

[lisey_baby]

Granted but you have to listen to one annoying song for the rest of your life

I wish I owned all the ponies in the world

[MikaylaIsSoCoolLike]

Granted, but all of them will be missing a leg.

I wish I had a better house.

[Tux N Tails]

Granted, but your roof has giant holes in it.

I wish I had a new video game controller

[kaoskat]

Granted. But its joystick is stuck and all your character can do is spin in circles.

I wish I could just wake up already!

[Eviecorn]

Granted; however, you'll be awake for the next 96 hours and stuck in an airport terminal.

I wish I had a taco.

[xdartfrogx]

Granted, but it will be full of maggots with a blue and green moldy shell.

I wish my dog wouldn't pee every time someone knocks on the front door! >.<

[Sarahlacewing]

Granted, but he will hump the leg of anyone over 30 that enters your home.

I wish my son would learn to potty train.

[LeighAnnApanites]

granted, but he will only go in a salad bowl in the middle of the living room.

I wish my house was clean

[BlueChaos]

Granted. There is nothing in your house. I now own all of your stuff. The floors have been waxed, so watch your step.

I wish someone would can all of my tomatoes for me

[ponylady]

Your wish is my command!

I can all you tomatoes for you but I don't seal them right and they all grow botchalism.


I wish it would rain some more!

[Rachel-Eyes]

Granted, but it's only two raindrops.

I wish I had a lot of money.

[Wardah]

Granted but it is all in Soviet Rubles so it is practically worthless.

I wish I worked for Hasbro.