The Eyelash ponies.The eyelash princesses! So absurd, and I love them.
The Eyelash ponies.Oh yes, definitely those, they look positively scary. And basically every pony that has plastic as clothing or attachment (like the Ballerinas, Secret Surprise and Precious Pocket Ponies), the Fancy Mermaids, the Colourswirl Ponies and all ponies with moveable legs.
I think the My Pretty Pony pony is incredibly bizarre. To my limited knowledge, it wasn’t given a name or a backstory like the g1ms that it inspired. (Does anyone even late all what month it came out, in ‘81?)To be fair, it wasn't really a character like later MLPs were - it was just a generic brown horse.
The Eyelash ponies.
the Fancy Mermaid ponies
The Eyelash ponies.
The Eyelash ponies.Yep, EYELASHES!!!!!!!
the Fancy Mermaid ponies
The fancy mermaids are so weird. Honestly the g1 seaponies weird me out too - that normal seahorse body and then horse head combo is just bizarre looking.
I agree with Bubblefish and the lot. Giving it a bit more thought is like...so is it flesh? Or is it just like something they attached? I get it's a toy, but I keep imagining flesh pockets.That one has always bothered me.
The rump symbols of the defecating birds on G1 twins Puddles and Peeks are bizarre to me. I can't imagine how whoever designed that possibly thought it could look like anything else. My sister and I always called them 'Piddles and Poops'. :lol:Why did you do this??? :haha: :X :haha:
The rump symbols of the defecating birds on G1 twins Puddles and Peeks are bizarre to me. I can't imagine how whoever designed that possibly thought it could look like anything else. My sister and I always called them 'Piddles and Poops'. :lol:
The Surprise Twins Mummy and her microscopic twins. Even though she is so bizarre to me, I do still love this set!Ah yes. The missile launcher.
The Surprise Twins Mummy and her microscopic twins. Even though she is so bizarre to me, I do still love this set!Ah yes. The missile launcher.
The Surprise Twins Mummy and her microscopic twins. Even though she is so bizarre to me, I do still love this set!Ah yes. The missile launcher.
The Surprise Twins Mummy and her microscopic twins. Even though she is so bizarre to me, I do still love this set!Ah yes. The missile launcher.
*sprays tea* Thank yoooooooooooooooooou XD
Ouch!!!! :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:The Surprise Twins Mummy and her microscopic twins. Even though she is so bizarre to me, I do still love this set!Ah yes. The missile launcher.
The eyelash ponies look more like eyebrow ponies. :devious:What even IS that Radzworld one??? Yep, all 3 of those are weird!!!
I can't think of a lot of ponies that are "bizarre" or make me go "ew why'd they do THAT?". Not sure if licensed stuff counts, but if it does...
The cupcake head Funkos:
Radzworld:
And Rubik's Cube:
The rump symbols of the defecating birds on G1 twins Puddles and Peeks are bizarre to me. I can't imagine how whoever designed that possibly thought it could look like anything else. My sister and I always called them 'Piddles and Poops'. :lol:
Oh no! They're on my wish list but I've never noticed, now I can't unsee it, thanks to you! :biggrin: Will have to think about looking for them now, lol. :haha:
The rump symbols of the defecating birds on G1 twins Puddles and Peeks are bizarre to me. I can't imagine how whoever designed that possibly thought it could look like anything else. My sister and I always called them 'Piddles and Poops'. :lol:
Oh no! They're on my wish list but I've never noticed, now I can't unsee it, thanks to you! :biggrin: Will have to think about looking for them now, lol. :haha:
Aw, I'm sorry! I didn't mean to ruin them for you. For what it's worth, I still have my set, and despite the ne'er-do-well birds, they are adorable! Maybe they're just little twins with potty training problems...just slap a diaper on 'em! :lol:
The eyelash ponies look more like eyebrow ponies. :devious:
I can't think of a lot of ponies that are "bizarre" or make me go "ew why'd they do THAT?". Not sure if licensed stuff counts, but if it does...
The cupcake head Funkos:
Radzworld:
And Rubik's Cube:
I agree with Bubblefish and the lot. Giving it a bit more thought is like...so is it flesh? Or is it just like something they attached? I get it's a toy, but I keep imagining flesh pockets.
The Eyelash ponies.The eyelash princesses! So absurd, and I love them.
The cupcake head Funkos:
Radzworld:
And Rubik's Cube:
The G4 Wedding Cadence is one of the most disconcerting ponies I've ever owned. She sings to herself and exclaims loudly about getting married, despite the fact it's not entirely clear who she's getting married to...
The weird delusionalness of it is literally the only reason I have kept her, mind you...because it's fun to occasionally make her babble.
The EQG Rainbow Rocks Pinkie is also a lot of fun. Makes you start, though, if you're not expecting it.
"I'm Pinkie Pie! Lalala..."
Ohh yeah I forgot about the Squeaky Butts.First one: yep, bizarre but adorable!!!
I'm also throwing my vote in for EQGs. I have always loved MLP because its My Little Pony. Not My Little Dolly.
Rari-tater.
The G4 Wedding Cadence is one of the most disconcerting ponies I've ever owned. She sings to herself and exclaims loudly about getting married, despite the fact it's not entirely clear who she's getting married to...
The weird delusionalness of it is literally the only reason I have kept her, mind you...because it's fun to occasionally make her babble.
The EQG Rainbow Rocks Pinkie is also a lot of fun. Makes you start, though, if you're not expecting it.
"I'm Pinkie Pie! Lalala..."
In the show, Princess Cadence gets married to Shining Armor. They even have a couple toy sets together. (Recently...or I guess uh a year or two ago? they also had a baby!) Maybe this will help your Cadence seem less weird, or you can still pretend she doesn't have a groom :lol: , just thought you might want to know this ^.^
The G4 Wedding Cadence is one of the most disconcerting ponies I've ever owned. She sings to herself and exclaims loudly about getting married, despite the fact it's not entirely clear who she's getting married to...
The weird delusionalness of it is literally the only reason I have kept her, mind you...because it's fun to occasionally make her babble.
The EQG Rainbow Rocks Pinkie is also a lot of fun. Makes you start, though, if you're not expecting it.
"I'm Pinkie Pie! Lalala..."
In the show, Princess Cadence gets married to Shining Armor. They even have a couple toy sets together. (Recently...or I guess uh a year or two ago? they also had a baby!) Maybe this will help your Cadence seem less weird, or you can still pretend she doesn't have a groom :lol: , just thought you might want to know this ^.^
No, you misunderstand me xD I know who she is meant to get married to, the point is they never made a large SA to go with her, so she babbles and sings happily to herself without a groom. And unless she's going to marry Celestia or Luna/NM, who I think she's related to, right...her choice is basically what, Chrysalis?
...You see my point...?
Although I really want the talking Chrysalis. Isn't it that one who says something like "comb my hair, minion"?
@IceCrystal, they're weird G1 (spinoff?) ponies from Venezuela who literally have a squeaker instead of a tail ;)
Maybe minion can be Chrysalis's nickname for Cadence :lol:The G4 Wedding Cadence is one of the most disconcerting ponies I've ever owned. She sings to herself and exclaims loudly about getting married, despite the fact it's not entirely clear who she's getting married to...
The weird delusionalness of it is literally the only reason I have kept her, mind you...because it's fun to occasionally make her babble.
The EQG Rainbow Rocks Pinkie is also a lot of fun. Makes you start, though, if you're not expecting it.
"I'm Pinkie Pie! Lalala..."
In the show, Princess Cadence gets married to Shining Armor. They even have a couple toy sets together. (Recently...or I guess uh a year or two ago? they also had a baby!) Maybe this will help your Cadence seem less weird, or you can still pretend she doesn't have a groom :lol: , just thought you might want to know this ^.^
No, you misunderstand me xD I know who she is meant to get married to, the point is they never made a large SA to go with her, so she babbles and sings happily to herself without a groom. And unless she's going to marry Celestia or Luna/NM, who I think she's related to, right...her choice is basically what, Chrysalis?
...You see my point...?
Although I really want the talking Chrysalis. Isn't it that one who says something like "comb my hair, minion"?
@IceCrystal, they're weird G1 (spinoff?) ponies from Venezuela who literally have a squeaker instead of a tail ;)
Quick update. I Googled Rarity Potato, & found... it... :yikes: :yikes: :yikes: :bolt: :bolt: :bolt:
Quick update. I Googled Rarity Potato, & found... it... :yikes: :yikes: :yikes: :bolt: :bolt: :bolt:
The later years of G4 have a lot of gimmicks that make me go hmmm...I don't know what they were thinking with those mohawk ponies. They look rediculous :lol:
I think the worst offenders are:
The "silly face" Pinkie and Dash. Nightmare fuel!
The bead hair ponies
The ones with the waxy yarn hair
The magical scenes. Stare into your favorite pony's butt to see a magical world, kids!
And of course, the Pony Life's, that really stretch the criteria for what can be considered a pony
I also find the so-soft babies really weird, especially the duck-faced G4 ones.
And those early g4 plushies they sold at Target with the fluffy mohawk manes and muzzles that are ridiculously tiny, even by G4 standards.
And anything that talks and/or sings. I hated toys that made noise with a burning passion as a child, and even to this day, Sing N' Dance Pinkie Pie triggers my fight-or-flight response. Too uncanny valley for me!
Quick update. I Googled Rarity Potato, & found... it... :yikes: :yikes: :yikes: :bolt: :bolt: :bolt:
Quick update. I Googled Rarity Potato, & found... it... :yikes: :yikes: :yikes: :bolt: :bolt: :bolt:
Oh, well wow... that's a thing xD I'm not sure if I can think of anything more weird than that