404 Error: Logic Not Found!

[babystarz]

When I worked as a barista, our coffee thermoses had the following instructions on the side: "Do not pour on baby. Baby may cry." With a picture demonstrating the instruction.

WHA? Who would pour scalding coffee on a baby??

[StarSwirl05]

When I worked as a barista, our coffee thermoses had the following instructions on the side: "Do not pour on baby. Baby may cry." With a picture demonstrating the instruction.

WHA? Who would pour scalding coffee on a baby??

I think stuff like that comes up because someone obviously did it, either by accident or (hopefully not) intentionally. I think just about all mechanical items have some sort of silly warning label because of stupid people.

[Aster]

Why do vegetarians eat vegetables and humanitarians not eat humans?

If vegetable oil is made from vegetables, and olive oil is made from olives.... what's baby oil made from?

[StarSwirl05]

Why are there letters that you never pronounce when you say the word? It just makes the word harder to say if you've never seen it before.

If something goes off, why is it really going on?

[SourdoughStomper]

What happened to Preparations A through J?
Why do you sit up at night and sit down during the day?
Why call it a "building" when the construction is complete? Shouldn't it be a "built"?

[hyenacub]

Why is it called taking a dump instead of leaving a dump?? hmmmm??

Because you take it into the bathroom.    (Hopefully.)

For that matter, why do some nurses wake people up to give them sleeping pills?  (yup, it does happen.)

It happened to my mom once.  She was not amused.    Now that hospital just gives the pills if needed.

Why call it a "building" when the construction is complete? Shouldn't it be a "built"?

[Rad]

When I worked as a barista, our coffee thermoses had the following instructions on the side: "Do not pour on baby. Baby may cry." With a picture demonstrating the instruction.

WHA? Who would pour scalding coffee on a baby??

I think stuff like that comes up because someone obviously did it, either by accident or (hopefully not) intentionally. I think just about all mechanical items have some sort of silly warning label because of stupid people.

There are "do not" instructions on push lawn mowers because someone did... The "do not" is that it's not a hedge trimmer!!

Wasn't there some big hullabaloo a year or three back that McDonald didn't have a HUGE warning about hot drinks and someone sued them? [See cuddlebuggy's response]

Oh, and when people sue McDonald's about getting fat!!! "Error: Logic not found" indeed!

[cuddlebuggy]

I am finding this thread hilarious! However I want to address you, Rad, on the Mc Donalds coffee coffee lawsuit. Coffee should be hot, but that Mc Donalds had been cited by city health inspectors as being hotter than it's supposed to be and the woman needed skin grafts because she got third degree burns from her coffee as it was at least 20 degrees hotter than normal.

[Rad]

I am finding this thread hilarious! However I want to address you, Rad, on the Mc Donalds coffee coffee lawsuit. Coffee should be hot, but that Mc Donalds had been cited by city health inspectors as being hotter than it's supposed to be and the woman needed skin grafts because she got third degree burns from her coffee as it was at least 20 degrees hotter than normal.

Oh, I stand corrected! Thanks for the information!

[StarSwirl05]

Why does a human heart look nothing like a heart?

[Ponytails]

If "pro" is the opposite of "con," then what is the opposite of "congress"? (from my husband)

[CrystalCrown]

i just thought of another one.
why is it called "the birds and the bees" if there are no birds or bees involved? :o

[starrypawz]

If seen bottles of milk with- warning contains milk and ham with-warning contains pork

[PandoraFox]

When I worked as a barista, our coffee thermoses had the following instructions on the side: "Do not pour on baby. Baby may cry." With a picture demonstrating the instruction.

WHA? Who would pour scalding coffee on a baby??

My word I really hope that didn't actually happen to a baby.

Mind you I do rather like it when the makers of warning labels get a little sassy, because of how stupid the warnings they need to add are.
I remember a knife set somewhere that came with the label, "Warning, do not put in children", and several lasers coming with the warning, "Do not point at remaining eye".

[lunar_scythe]

why is someone who flies a plane called a 'pilot', are they somehow like the light on the broiler?

and a 'based on experience' example:  Why won't my co-workers just EMPTY the mop bucket and HANG UP the mop when they are done using it, lol, instead of leaving the mop soaking in nasty dirty water...