Anyone here speak Mandarin? Need help!!

[Vintergatan]

I am looking for someone who is fluent in Mandarin and understands internet slang. Google Translate is useful mostly, but sometimes I just get stuck and I really need to understand something, so please, if someone can help me, I will love you forever!!! :puppy eyes:

[melodys_angel]

Wish I could, but I only know a few words

Best of luck!

[Vintergatan]

Thanks Angel hopefully someone stumbles onto this page who can help me out
I've just started learning it on my own, so I envy anyone who knows anything

[kaoskat]

I wish I did but since I don't I can at least give this a bump!

[Elisto]

I can ask my roommate tomorrow maybe. Although I'm not sure she's all that up on internet slang

What exactly do you need translated?

[xeevee]

I know a lot of Chinese people, if you aren't in a super rush I can maybe get it translated in a few days.  Also, Honeycomb actually lives in China, and while she doesn't speak great Chinese she may be able to help you out.

[Vintergatan]

Thank you all! Maybe it's easiest then if I send it in a PM to Elisto so you don't have to chase down people, xeevee. And yes, that's right, Honeycomb is in China! Forgot about that!

Xeevee, didn't you use to live there as well?

[xeevee]

I sure did. 

[Honeycomb]

Send me a pm and I will show it to my friends!

[Elisto]

Let me know if you get a translation! My roommate won't be home until this evening, and again, I'm not sure how helpful she'll be, so if someone else can help sooner/better, please, don't hold off because of me!

[Aflame]

"and you will never see me coming "
oops wrong manderin 

[Vintergatan]

Thanks everyone! Elisto, I don't mind waiting for your friend to check it out whenever. At this point it's really not urgent, i'm just curious but if she can't figure out what I need, then I'll send it to Honeycomb